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Author Topic: Punter's guide to the London Underground!  (Read 3430 times)

vt

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During my travels around our nation's capital for punting purposes I noticed some of the station names have a suggestive double meaning...perhaps you too have wondered what kind of prossie would operate nearby...  :D


Forest Gate- hasn't seen a razor for a while!   :scare:

Arsenal- only anal lovers need apply!  ;)

Hanger Lane- droopy-boobed MILFs perhaps!  :D

Elephant & Castle- a BBW paradise!  :lol:

Poplar- these girls are always busy!  :sarcastic:

Clapham South- for a dose of Gonorrhea!  :scare:

Wood Green- for Viagra users!  :)

Old Street- probably should have retired 10 yrs ago!  :thumbsdown:

Waterloo- for watersports enthusiasts!  :cool:

Mudchute- anyone for hardsports?!   :vomit:

Acton Central- she's just pretending to enjoy it!   :lol:

Barking- crazy in the head, crazy in bed!  :wackogirl:


I'm sure there are more! Just a bit of fun!  :)







Offline SamLP

Hyde Park Corner - Tie & Tease
White Hart Lane (overground) - Shit punt

Offline Silver Birch

Angel – Oh God, beautiful and fresh cutie

Bounds Green – Bondage tied to a tree

Cockfosters – Lager fetish

Hanger Lane – Torture down the alleyway

Ickenham – Yucky messy sandwich play

Kilburn – Hot wax til you die

Pontoon Dock - 21 different places to stick your dick (if you play your cards right)

Royal Victoria - Cake play with a princess (or a queen depending on your persuasion!)

Seven sisters – Eightsome

Shepherds Bush - Woolly undercarriage

Stockwell – Cuddly (BBW)

Turnham Green – Where you get relief from blue balls
« Last Edit: October 24, 2016, 03:36:48 pm by Silver Birch »

will-ow

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I only have a couple that spring to mind!!

Angel:  girl next door

Pimlico: Fetish central

Liverpool Street: Girls with stamina!!

Victoria: BROTHELS!


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I think Angel would be fluffy central ...

All Saints - celeb lookalikes

Earls Court - where Lords like the Duke of Westminster get outed.

Bank - For when you get cancelled on, and don't have a plan B

Hornchurch - for those with a nun fetish

Paddington - where the bearbackers go

Queen's Park - trannie central

Seven Sisters - quite a gangbang

Vauxhall - car meets







vt

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Some good ones there guys!  :thumbsup:

Can't believe I didn't spot the Angel...or the Seven Sisters...both hold out the promise of fantastic punts!!  :cool:

raylondoner

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Some good ones there guys!  :thumbsup:

Can't believe I didn't spot the Angel...or the Seven Sisters...both hold out the promise of fantastic punts!!  :cool:

Bushey! Do I need to explain?  :hi:

Offline StevenS

Clapton - flat mate in the room encouraging you

Offline Zeusthedoc

Clapton - flat mate in the room encouraging you

haha

clapton is also the tapping out when picking up an STD

Offline Mr Farkyhars

Except that 'Bushey' and 'Clapton' mean that we've switched to the dreaded overground railways..

Clapham South- for a dose of Gonorrhea!  :scare:

I see what you did there :D but there's also Clapham North for the over-enthusiastic ROers among us :vomit:

LL

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Homerton - gay
Chingford - Chinese
Rodding Valley - strap-on buggery
High Barnet - beehive-haired bitches
Silver Street - grannies

Offline CheeseBoard

(Old) Holborn - an area where the prossies stink of fags  :D

Offline StevenS

Warren Street - fucks like a rabbit

Offline Sparta Prada

South Woodford - you struggle to stay hard
Royal Albert - for those who love piercings
Ruislip - trying to fuck a girl bareback without her noticing

Offline roger11

Kingsbury. Bury your crown jewls

Offline SamLP

Old Street - Gilf Experience
Holloway Road - Loose Arsehole
Pinner - and gag her  :D
Chancery Lane - TOFTT
Monument - Tall wg

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Offline StevenS

Hornchurch - has a slutty nun outfit

Offline Zeusthedoc

turnham green - doesn't wash between punters  :vomit: :vomit:
tooting broadway - WG doesn't stop talking
denmark hill - lovely scandinavian WGs
anerley - a level specialists
totteridge & whetstone - posh birds
highgate - 420 friendly
mornington crescent - early morning punts
stanmore - a particular ex-footballer hiding behind the curtain

Offline hebefest

Great thread, how about:

Bond Street - rope play
Tooting Broadway - party girl
White City - EE
Hatch end - size mismatch for the well endowed
St John's Wood - well, none of us are saints!
Richmond - creamy lactating fetish

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Offline LanceVance