5 types of vagina

[Steely Dan]

This is borderline off topic, but I have often struggled for the words to describe the look of a vagina.  Here it is:
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Curtains, puffs, horseshoe, tulip, and Barbie. I expect to see this in reviews from now on.

[whiskyfan]

No mention of mango's?

[Taggart]

DM journos seem desperate for copy.
They should get off their arses and go out and find stories, not tittilating shite like this.

They've forgotten the 6th type - the one that whiffs.....

[fredpunter]

No mention of mango's?

Impossible to see mangos as they're always hidden behind enormous bananas

[The Vicar of Dibley]

They've forgotten the 6th type - the one that whiffs.....

That will be the "Badly Packed Kebab"

[Plan R]

The beef curtains are my fave shape of that lot in real lfe.
For some reason I like to the use the (70s) term 'rat' when mentioning vagina.
As in - I couldn't wait to lick her juicy rat.

[lewisjones23]

not a fan of big messy fannys in the slightest

[Plan R]

'Cunt like a ripped out fireplace' - thats a good'n.
Not sure if this evocative colloquialism is only a London & Essex thing though.

[mediumjoe]

What they call a Barbie, I is what always refer to as a monkey mouth or a clam .   Until it's excited its just a line/crease, not my favourite type, I prefer a pussy with meaty inner lips, even hanging down.

[Steely Dan]

If Kebab is type 6, then I guess then butterfly is type 7:

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[Weezle]

'Cunt like a ripped out fireplace'

I like it.

Wizards sleeve, cunt like burst welly, arse hole like a clowns pocket. All of these are terms of endearment, obviously.

[CityTillIDie]

'Cunt like a ripped out fireplace'

I like it.

Wizards sleeve, cunt like burst welly, arse hole like a clowns pocket. All of these are terms of endearment, obviously.

Wizard's sleeve! I haven't heard that phrase for AGES!
Watch out for that in future reviews

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[shaunogg]

Did not bother to read the article.
5 types of pussy...
1. Bitter pussy.
2. Mentally deranged pussy.
3. Destroyed by child birth pussy.
4. Use it once and pay for it forever pussy.
5. Passport to payment pussy.