The worst escort picture challenge

[spkmstr48]

Did the surgeon pin her tits on

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They're not even in the right place!

[306]

dig up your granny
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dig up your granny
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full link and here she is with gramps also

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[Johny Stone]

Just did a search in Bristol for profiles with a verification pic that I can view:

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This one charges 200 ph  and she claims she is a beautifull courtesan
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Hot 150 ph brazilian 
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This one looks on drugs:
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150 ph once again, hidden face in galery:
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Bristol's best or so she says
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so sorry I cannot TOFT as late night in the Midlands is not feasible.

[306]

one lump or two ?

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[smithie1000]

one lump or two ?

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Hey she is in my town now, bit worried that I might bump into her LOL

[Taggart]

I look at some of those examples, and I begin to ask myself why I bother to pay for sex. Every one of those is a total turn off. And the prices they think they can get.  Are they delueded or what?

The overall poor choice of ladies, esp in the East Midlands, coupled with the few who do give good service is really making me ask whether it's become all too futile with too mush aggrivation. It's been ruined by the influx of Romanians, ex-streetgirls trying to cash in by using the net or the bas-beens or no hopers, out of a job, who think they can seriously offer sex for money.

Think I'll take up plane spotting !

[raylondoner]

Hey she is in my town now, bit worried that I might bump into her LOL

You may not survive if you bumped into that! 

[HappyandLucky]

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so sorry I cannot TOFT as late night in the Midlands is not feasible.

I wouldn't know where to start even if I got myself hard beforehand. 

[smithie1000]

You may not survive if you bumped into that! 

don't worry, I walk very fast if I see that that coming down the road lol

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Hey she is in my town now, bit worried that I might bump into her LOL

you would not be inured, she would be a soft touch. But she makes me hard just to look. Her private gallery at £0.50p is great.

[jack_walsh]

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so sorry I cannot TOFT as late night in the Midlands is not feasible.

Strange how her rates stop at half an hour.  As if no man has has the stomach to stay for longer, so why bother.

[306]

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nice?

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nice?

nice? are you sure?
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She was on here recently

[MrBridger]

Is it James Corden in a wig? 

[MrBridger]

you would not be inured, she would be a soft touch. But she makes me hard just to look. Her private gallery at £0.50p is great.

I thought you'd like her!

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pull the other one

[Jamboney]

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pull the other one

  Lovely barnet! shame about the bb 

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Lovely barnet!

She in Barking not Barnet?
shame we cannot see her face or body.

[raylondoner]

Is it James Corden in a wig? 

Dress size stated as "18+" .............. plus what, another 18?   

[306]

Aw only allows 18+ size to be added any bigger and prepare to be flatened

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Acne anyone? Useful for a dermatology student.

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[raylondoner]

Acne anyone? Useful for a dermatology student.

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Acne? Na, prefer 'oxton (London ''joke'').

OK, OK, I'm gettin me coat! 

[Herges Adventures]

"I'm a very elegant woman" apparently.... as is clear from the profile pic 

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Not exactly sure when Kathy Burke took up escorting...

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"I'm a very elegant woman" apparently.... as is clear from the profile pic 

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Not exactly sure when Kathy Burke took up escorting...

its a hard life in poland,too many smacks from the husband.

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"I'm a very elegant woman" apparently.... as is clear from the profile pic 

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Not exactly sure when Kathy Burke took up escorting...

35 going on 58

[punk]

All for 120 an hour   
sure some of the guys who make a big deal of disproving that most Romanians provide a shit service will happily try one.


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[Sureshot]

All for 120 an hour   
sure some of the guys who make a big deal of disproving that most Romanians provide a shit service will happily try one.


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3rd one, 100% real photo of the back of my head ?!?!

Judging by the style of picks i'm guessing trafficked and they've yet to realise what working in england is all about

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3rd one, 100% real photo of the back of my head ?!?!

Judging by the style of picks i'm guessing trafficked and they've yet to realise what working in england is all about

they or the punter? will find out.

[Johny Stone]

They all look like roma/gipsy women..
Maybe Sergey is using them to verify those profiles then to pass them onto new birds?

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They all look like roma/gipsy women..
Maybe Sergey is using them to verify those profiles then to pass them onto new birds?

The first one has a clear image, she looks like she has a kind face. I wonder if any of them are actually randy? If I had the opportunity I would gladly TOFT but not possible right now and by the time I can get to East London they will have moved on.

One of them has a bad skin - acne - but who looks at the mantelpiece when stoking the first.

The third one, I just hope her hair down below is as luxuriant as the hair in the photo, but it is I suppose a useless photo for imagining her sexuality.

[markw]

Acne? Na, prefer 'oxton (London ''joke'').

OK, OK, I'm gettin me coat! 

 

[Ali Katt]

Hot girl, but a fucking scary face in the door way.
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[FreddieF]

Try this one for size and look at the price!!!!
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pic 3 in public gallery made me want to gag - and she won't see anyone under 25!!!! Seriously - they've asked????

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Try this one for size and look at the price!!!!
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pic 3 in public gallery made me want to gag - and she won't see anyone under 25!!!! Seriously - they've asked????

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Try this one for size and look at the price!!!!
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pic 3 in public gallery made me want to gag - and she won't see anyone under 25!!!! Seriously - they've asked????

I think your link will not work but this might be the lady you mean?
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well some  people  seem to like her, extraordinary feedback in one year:

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Only   hennersbury (2)   23/04/2015 17:02   Seeking Services
    Lovely mature lady. Brilliant experience. Xxx

Positive   Tallandslim43 (0)   19/04/2015 11:44   Seeking Services
    Warm and friendly lady, great time

Positive   mbnaughtybutnice (2)   06/04/2015 10:19   Seeking Services
    Absolutely Amazing! Best time of my life!
   
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Positive   pete1512 (16)   23/01/2015 08:52   Seeking Services
    A lovely, sexy, sensual lady. Wonderful body, bedroom nymph, if like me you like to spend time with a mature lady then dont hesitate to see Maggiemay
   
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Positive   brian4bbw (3)   17/12/2014 11:35   Seeking Services
    Loverly sexy woman xxx
   
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Positive   Fen Tiger (1)   21/11/2014 00:14   Seeking Services
    Stunning lady, acts 20 years younger, appetite 40 years younger, wow

Positive   dsh68 (8)   14/11/2014 09:47   Seeking Services
    Maggie is sexy beautiful woman who you can't afford to miss. I can't wait to see her again.

Positive   Midlands Gentleman (12)   23/10/2014 20:46   Seeking Services
    If you like sexy mature women then Maggie should be at the top of your list. I will be back as soon as finances and time permit. Many thanks Maggie

Positive   marklooking (1)   15/10/2014 22:57   Seeking Services
    mmmmm a very sexy lady cant wait to visit again

Positive   Redbus (40)   09/10/2014 14:29   Seeking Services
    Great time thank you

Positive   62jerry (10)   24/09/2014 22:14   Seeking Services
    Wow Maggie is a lovely lady had an amazing hour with her at her home . Thank you Maggie for making my day xxx

Positive   yorkyman123 (10)   17/09/2014 19:31   Seeking Services
    Maggie is a lively energetic lady with a naughty streak and i had a very enjoyable time. Hope to see again xxx

Positive   daveinnottm (3)   14/08/2014 20:05   Seeking Services
    very nice older lady. v pleased with my experience

Positive   niceandfriendly (4)   24/07/2014 17:29   Seeking Services
    An excellent meeting with a very attractive, polite and friendly lady in a good safe and discrete location.

Positive   Hornyjohny (0)   08/07/2014 21:18   Seeking Services
    Had a fantastic time maggie is amazing

Positive   mathew (1)   30/06/2014 07:48   Seeking Services
    A truly lovley lady.

Positive   geoffmj (1)   29/06/2014 19:40   Seeking Services
    Fantastic will be returning

Positive   Spiders23 (2)   25/06/2014 18:33   Seeking Services
    An amazing hour with the beautiful Maggie! So friendly. So sexy. So full of energy! Left me breathless, a really erotic lady. By far the biggest turn on ever !

Positive   Member Not Active   17/06/2014 06:20   Seeking Services
    This lady is the rarest of people. Sexy and 77! Treat her with the utmost respect. I am definitely in love!!! Xxx

Positive   man of the moment (9)   12/06/2014 00:10   Seeking Services
    lovely lady, lots of kissing and cuddling, fun to be with and very sexy

Positive   goldtone (12)   11/06/2014 19:11   Seeking Services
    A lovely lady with a very naughty streak!

Positive   rob3263 (3)   10/06/2014 18:52   Seeking Services
    Fantastic lady with fabulous body- so sexy - thanks very much Maggie

[Horizontal pleasures]

Hot girl, but a fucking scary face in the door way.
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to me it looks like double doors to  stairs and no connection between her and the face behind, but I still do not fancy her.

[raylondoner]

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to me it looks like double doors to  stairs and no connection between her and the face behind, but I still do not fancy her.

Or could this be the first real sighting of Sergus Sergus?   

[Siadwel]

It looks like a picture in a frame on the far wall off the room/lobby/corridor outside the double doors.

Either that or I don't have my glasses on.

[webpunter]

but I still do not fancy her.

give her a few more years, CTM's + nan-breads & i'm sure she'll start looking more appealing 

[FreddieF]

Yes HP that's it Maggie May. She has a catsuit FFS!! Look at the one on the flowery bedcover wearing bedsocks and a hairnet by the looks.     

The other one with the guy in the window just looks scary - I can't stop looking for them now. Must get a grip.

[Ali Katt]

It looks like a picture in a frame on the far wall off the room/lobby/corridor outside the double doors.

Either that or I don't have my glasses on.

It does like a painting, but I think it might be a reflection in a mirror, either way bloody creepy.

[Ali Katt]

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£50 says she is a good shag and when she's on top she goes like a steam train.

[Zeusthedoc]

Hot girl, but a fucking scary face in the door way.
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LOL - that's definitely a reflection. The face is of an old school bollywood actor.

[306]

post above that a painting reflected in the mirror ???
and one to help your over eating
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[The_Don]

post above that a painting reflected in the mirror ???
and one to help your over eating
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She 78 and still active (sex wise)

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but:

Q. is there an age limit to who you will see?    A. If your under 30 please speak to me first. I definately wont see anybody under 25. Just too scary. Sorry.
If your older than me as long as you can climb my stairs then your lucks in ;-D

[socks]

She 78 and still active (sex wise)

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Fair play to her, what a great positive attitude she has to life and sounds like a lovely warm person. Cups of tea and baking cakes, how wholesome. You fellas into the true GILF experience have a star available, so it would seem.

Sex though? She'd have to pay me.

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