It`s enough to put you off

[Happylad]

I decided to pay a visit to my local GUM Clinic this morning - just as a matter of precautionary routine, but as I set out to early for my local shop to be open I didn`t have a morning paper to hide behind as I sat awaiting my turn, and had to look at the assembled clientele.

At one point there were 31 females (presumably mostly WG.s) sitting waiting their turn, of these 10 would certainly never see 50 again and looked most unappetising, and the remainder, with just two exceptions, were either `over weight` or just plain fat - in two cases verging on clinically obese.  The two exceptions were sitting with their backs to me so I had to wander around the room to get a proper look - one was as ugly as sin, and the other had a large wart-like growth on her face.

I have no doubt that most of these females appear on AW with their photo`s appropriately doctored and touched up, and looking most attractive.   UGH !!

The whole time I was there no other bloke appeared, and I understood what a pork pie must feel like at a Bar Mitzvah.

[RedKettle]

HP would have been in heaven! 

[smiths]

I decided to pay a visit to my local GUM Clinic this morning - just as a matter of precautionary routine, but as I set out to early for my local shop to be open I didn`t have a morning paper to hide behind as I sat awaiting my turn, and had to look at the assembled clientele.

At one point there were 31 females (presumably mostly WG.s) sitting waiting their turn, of these 10 would certainly never see 50 again and looked most unappetising, and the remainder, with just two exceptions, were either `over weight` or just plain fat - in two cases verging on clinically obese.  The two exceptions were sitting with their backs to me so I had to wander around the room to get a proper look - one was as ugly as sin, and the other had a large wart-like growth on her face.

I have no doubt that most of these females appear on AW with their photo`s appropriately doctored and touched up, and looking most attractive.   UGH !!

The whole time I was there no other bloke appeared, and I understood what a pork pie must feel like at a Bar Mitzvah.

Why on earth would you presume most were WGs.

[Happylad]

Probably because a WG once told me that most of the women who go there are, coupled with the fact that each and every one of them sat texting busily into her Smartphone just like WG.s do when they`re not actually being fucked and don`t want to miss a client. 

[MancSean]

Probably because a WG once told me that most of the women who go there are, coupled with the fact that each and every one of them sat texting busily into her Smartphone just like WG.s do when they`re not actually being fucked and don`t want to miss a client.

Fuck I must be a wg based on that analysis

[smiths]

Probably because a WG once told me that most of the women who go there are, coupled with the fact that each and every one of them sat texting busily into her Smartphone just like WG.s do when they`re not actually being fucked and don`t want to miss a client.

How on earth could that WG know that, must be mystic meg.

[Silver Birch]

The whole time I was there no other bloke appeared

Perhaps you were in the Ladies waiting room 

[Toby]

Probably because a WG once told me that most of the women who go there are, coupled with the fact that each and every one of them sat texting busily into her Smartphone just like WG.s do when they`re not actually being fucked and don`t want to miss a client.

That describes almost every female with a smart phone. Fuck knows how the world revolved before smart phones.

[fredpunter]

That describes almost every female with a smart phone. Fuck knows how the world revolved before smart phones.

To be fair, about 95% of blokes are constantly playing with their phones/ipads as well.

[Silver Birch]

That describes almost every female with a smart phone.

..but they are not all sitting in the GUM clinic 

[odynsfee]

Happylad, So what your saying is that mostly only WG,s have sex and are at risk of catching an STI, I would feel safer having a prearranged punt than I would a casual one night stand on the weekend .
I would say that the majority of females in the clap clinic are the end result of the latter of these two scenarios.

[charger70]

I think the OP needs to do a bit more research on waiting rooms in general! Lets face it,  waiting rooms are (or were) full of out of date peoples friend or such shit publications, so the smartfone  allows considerably more scope for entertainment/ education. 

I for one am always on the bloody thing.

+ Women are renowned for  Gyno problems in general, until men reach a certain age, and then spend 50% of their time pissing!

[purple_t]

There are always more women than men at GUM clinics... but I think that's down to a variety of reasons.

Some may have been WGs yes, but I think women are more likely to go than men anyway as they are probably more paranoid after a ONS.

And let's not kid ourselves, women have more sex than most men anyway. 80/20 rule and all that.

The women playing on their phones means nothing. Go to a dentist waiting room and you'll see the same thing.

[SmackmaBitchUp]

On my last visit to the clinic I noticed most were teenage girls or up to 25 but not of WG criteria 

[fredpunter]

Some clinics deal with family planning as well as stds so they may be there for that.

[Mr Jones]

The OP is 85 years old (acknowledged in another thread)...........  humour him at least....

[wheeliebinwanking]

I see your logic, but unless you conducted a SNAP survery there and then, it's unwise to come to such conclusions OP

This post was worth it for the chuckle though 

[Bumbuttass]

How on earth could that WG know that, must be mystic meg.

Considering she was at GUM clinic, shouldn't that be Septic Peg? 

[ATMIV]

I think people have missed the point of what HappyLad is trying to make
Let's assume the ladies he has described are escorts - based on his observations and the fact that on most AW profiles photos are facially blurred or photoshopped - does his snap shop image of this waiting room reflect punting?
In my experience I would say 33% of the time - yes!
Is it enough to put me off? - no - because the rest if the time they've been attractive in one way or another
It's also part of the excitement when booking a new girl