MY BAD EXPERIENCE IS WITH ...
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Kissing
Penetration (Protected):
Price: £100 for 1 hour
Location: Leeds
Has a few Tats on her back that look nice.
Would I visit again: No
Size : deffo not 12 as is on her profile, she is not curvy but fat.
Charged an extra 50 pounds for owo, ( I was told this was included ). Terrible attitude. Woman on the phone lied about services.
So..
I took a taxi to her place. By the way; I am a 25 year old white guy, and I almost have a 6-pack now. I am not ugly or fat or hairy. Im totally normal looking and a nice guy.
I paid 100 pounds up front. Took a quick shower then laid on the bed naked. She got naked and began rubbing her big ugly tits on me. She got a condom out and started blowing me. I said, "I don't want a condom for BJ" She said, "We must use condom, you might have chlamydia." Ok, nice way to make me loose my erection, tell me I have chlamydia..." she said, "No, every girl puts that on her website and my friend jana on the phone always says we do that, but I do not do that unless you give me a tip."
Now I am pissed, i tell her, "Thats false advertising; you, friend on the phone, and the aw profile are lying. I would not have come here if I knew you were not a gfe." She just looks at me and my flaccid cock, shrugs her shoulders and says, "Well what do you want from me?" I said, "I want you to suck my cock with out the condom." She takes the condom off, gets some baby wipes, CLEANS OFF my cock (there might be sperm on there) and starts sucking, stops for a second and says, "Ok, you have to pay for the tip"
WTF?!?! "How much for the tip?" I ask. "Its 50 pounds more" and she keeps sucking... for a whole 30 seconds!!! then stops, gets up to get a second condom, come back over and puts the condom on telling me in her sexiest voice, she wants to fuck me. Like I didn't notice she only sucked me for 30 seconds... I think to myself; wow, 50 pounds, 30 seconds, crappy blow JOB.
She puts the condom on, puts tons of lube on my cock and climbs on top. I feel her tits for like 5 seconds then try and kiss her. She closes her mouth all the way and presses her lips to mine for like 1 second, not moving her lips at all. This is not a kiss by the way. So I try to suck on her nipples, she says, "No, No, it tickles!" WTF!? I can't suck on her tits?!?!!? This tickle thing is a bull shit way to not have me touch her. She rides me for one min, then says we need to switch positions. Ok..
So we do doggy and I like that because she has a nice ass and I don't have to see her stupid face. One min later she says we have to switch again. I say, "But I like this" and she says, "Its not all about you, my leg hurts from doggy!" What? after 60 seconds? What do you say to this? So she flips over and I fuck her mish. Again after 60 seconds she wants to switch, she has me stand up and she gets in doggy on the edge of the bed (what happened to your hurt leg?) this is nice too, but then again 60 seconds goes by and she goes back to mish at the edge of the bed with me standing up. But she is not close enough to the edge of the bed, so I try and have her come closer to the edge of the bed. She gets pissed and says, "I am not a sex machine! I am a woman! Respect me!" What the fuck? I just stair at her blankly, what is she talking about? Then she goes back to sticking her finger in her mouth and trying to look sexy. I am so confused I loose my erection again.
I am not sure of the response I will get, but I ask her to lie on her stomach, she does it and I get behind her rubbing my cock on her pussy, she check to see if the condom is on there. I eventually get hard agai. After 60 seconds she tries to switch again, I beg her to stay here, she stays where she is and checks again for the condom. I fuck her until I am close to cumming, she keeps checking for the condom while saying, "cum for me baby." I do cum after a while, no thanks to her really.
While I am cumming, she grabs the base of my cock where the condom is, making sure it doesn't come off while I pull out. What am I, six years old? She turns over and grabs her pussy and says, "Your cock is too big!" What? Ok, my cock is completely normal by the way, its not big or small, just the normal national average in size. And she was not small either. I have had 80lbs asian girls with very tight pussies, I know what small is.
She goes to her knees while I am still in a daze from cumming and sucks me with the condom on. It was nice, it lasted about 15 seconds, then she took the condom off and cleaned my cock. Then she wraps my cock in a tissue, she did it in such a way where I thought she was going to get tape and a bow out. I ask her "What is this?" she says, "You might have sperm still in there." Haha, what the fuck, a prostitute that is scared of sperm...
Its now 20 min into the one hour. I think we had "sex" for like 15 min. She OFFERS me a massage, i decline, go to the bathroom, piss, shower, get dressed; all the while she talks about how smoking weed is good compared to heroin and other drugs... I smile and nod... trying to leave. On the way out she asks for her "tip" I give her 50 pounds and leave.
