Madrid - PlacerMadrid - Noemi

[mickey_white]

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I visited Madrid for a couple of days in January and was looking for a punt. That's when I came across PlacerMadrid on this forum with all good words and I decided to give it a go.

Although I couldn't see anyone sharing their experience of Noemi here, there was always a "I tried seeing Noemi but she was unavailable" which made me try booking her straight away.

I sent a message to the Whatsapp number and got response straight away confirming a booking with Noemi in the same day and they sent me the address.

The place is 15 mins by car north of central Madrid, in a nice residential neighbourhood. A purpose-built big house, nice and clean. A maid greets you with good English. Reading the previous reviews here I think you can ask to see all available girls to make a choice but I said I'll see Noemi straight away (which I regretted later on). Noemi came to pick me up. She was a small, child-looking, dark skinned Paraguayan girl. Very skinny, no curves and no titties. She wasn't my type and I should have rejected seeing her at that moment but couldn't do it as usual.

The rate is fixed for all girls, 60 EUR for 30 mins and 100 EUR for 60 mins. I had already paid 100 EUR to the maid upstrairs before seeing Noemi.

She took me to a bathroom and we had showered together without any sexuality. Then back to the room, we started the action which wasn't too bad actually. She was professional and knew what she was doing. She was friendly, smiley and accomodating all the time although the language barrier, she absolutely has zero English. We moved through DFK, OWO, 69 and protected sex. I asked for rimming on me and anal sex, which I read as provided by the other girls in this house, but she rejected which was a disappointment. The second round didn't finish as there was a loud bell ringing in the room to signal that time is up!

Overall, I can't say this was a negative experience. It was VFM, clean and friendly but not so sexy, intimate and not all the services were provided as expected.

When I go to Madrid again, I'd again go to PlacerMadrid but ask to see all the girls and confirm the services with the maid in advance.

[Steely Dan]

She wasn't my type and I should have rejected seeing her at that moment but couldn't do it as usual.

Thanks for the review and the tips about this place.

Why as usual? ... do we need to send you on a course on how to walk?  Maybe we hook you up with the scariest pig from Cueball's cage and you'll just have to learn!  Gently teasing, but perhaps someone here can help.

[mickey_white]

Thanks for the review and the tips about this place.

Why as usual? ... do we need to send you on a course on how to walk?  Maybe we hook you up with the scariest pig from Cueball's cage and you'll just have to learn!  Gently teasing, but perhaps someone here can help.

Thanks to UKP, I’m now well prepared so not many nasty surprises as before, though this doesn’t help building up walking skills.

[PK-NAZ]

Sounds like a good time! I saw Noemi and was dying to have a go on her, she's a good contrast to the other girls there.

I can see why you'd be dissapointed with no rimming/anal, but you should have checked with the madame prior to entering/booking. It's all learning though for next time  I didn't think all the girls offered this tbh and it's good to know Noemi doesn't.

Spalumi reviews are also a good way to check for which girls offer which service (if you don't want to ask the madame)....

I'm sure your next visit will be even better - I've got my next flight already booked !

[zxc]

It is always a good idea to ask for the services the girls provide. The house has a flat rate, but each girl will provides a slightly difference service. Some do anal, some do DT, some do rimming... others don't.

There is no problem with asking for a presentation in Spain. Indeed, it is quite normal when you do not know the girls. The madam will introduce you to all the available girls one by one and you can choose.

[webpunter]

Thanks to UKP, I’m now well prepared so not many nasty surprises as before, though this doesn’t help building up walking skills.

Key elements

- a look of horror on your face which says: 'says you must be ******* joking'
- some bollox excuse "sorry i've left my money in the car / hotel / i've just had a text & i have to be somewhere"  .... any old bollox will do
[if a munter the SP will have seen the  face & heard the excuses before, numerous times]
- rotate your body 180 degrees.  Anti-clockwise or clockwise makes no difference, whichever you feel more comfortable with
- place one foot in front of the other repeat repeat repeat ...

[mickey_white]

 

[royal_male]

I am off to Madrid next week, any recommendation on Agencies for escorts?

[wes2014]

I was in Madrid recently and contacted PlacerMadrid. Very quick and easy comms in English via Whatsapp. They told me the girls available on the day and also for the following day.
I also asked about extras (WS) and they confirmed that this was possible for 30€ and advance notice.
My work plans changed and in the end I couldn't get there (closed on Sundays) but they felt like a well run operation and I will try there on my next visit.

[royal_male]

Any one used Blue velvet escorts in Madrid?

[Steely Dan]

if you put 'Blue Velvet' in the box up there--^  you get the reviews.  Here is one example
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=348318

[zxc]

I am off to Madrid next week, any recommendation on Agencies for escorts?

I wrote this Madrid guide https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=384884.msg3940055#msg3940055

But I strongly recommend you to check Spalumi.com. I have written several reviews there. My nick and avatar are the same. So, you will find my reviews.

[royal_male]

A bit nervous about the high class agencies, do you have any experience with them specifically? and can you guide me around them?

They are requesting 600-700 Eu per hour, which is rather steep.

[zxc]

I have never used high-class agencies. Expect beautiful ladies with good manners, many of them are university-educated. They are worthy when you are planning a long booking where they will be introduced to other people in a social situation pretending they are your date as among their skills is a smart conversation.

For short bookings, you will better go with any decent agency as you are only interested in a good-looking girl with bed skills, and they are easy to find for less.

Some high-class agencies in Madrid (from EUR300/h):

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Do not forget to post a review.

[royal_male]

I might use Blue Velvet, i have experience with them, i find these new agencies too risky.

[webpunter]

I might use Blue Velvet, i have experience with them, i find these new agencies too risky.

Is this the Blue Velvet that you are on about ?

& what is your experience, a nice fluffy feel to things ?


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[royal_male]

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