Escorts you wish you’d seen.

[Problem Child]

Been kinda quiet roon here recently so thought I’d start an other reminiscing thread.
A few days ago I went down a ukp rabbit hole  clicking on the post history of a member getting shit for not reviewing. It led me to one of those “Top 5 of all time” threads. I did enjoy a wee reminisce about one or two women from days gone by, but it also got me thinking about those hookers that *got away*. Escorts I would’ve loved to have visited, but never got the chance.


1) Has to be Becky Carlisle. Embra(Ha!) legend. Needs no introduction, always appears in these threads.- (although I do wonder if she’s like that first legendary Sex Pistols gig that thousands of people have claimed to have attended when only a couple dozen were there..) When she was around I was mainly whoring here in the weedge, this site didn’t exist and I wasn’t even aware of her  until she was gone.   

2) Slutty Chick/Monique
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?action=serviceprovider;id=8263
Can’t believe I missed this one. V hot and V dirty. She was about when I was on my ukp break.. -life took me to sunnier climes for a few years- but damn!  Coulda had some fun with her.. in fact 2 different SP’s have brought her up with me as someone I woulda loved fucking..

3) Goodgirl 69/ Sticky Nicky
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?action=serviceprovider;id=5267
Appeared just before I disappeared.. tried to get a booking, but unfortunately couldnae get our diaries to sync.. Then when I returned she’d jacked it due to Covid. Fuck me she sounded like fun though.

So do others have this or is it just me an’ ma FOMO?

[Davey80]

Your intent may be more about Scottish escorts of old.

But I only realised after I joined here a couple of months back that Lucy Li was escorting in London last summer….sadly no longer.

She is one of my all time favourite porn stars and I would have paid pretty much whatever it took to get my hands on those amazing tits!

[Problem Child]

Had to google her Davey, but she does look hot.. Having said that, I always had the impression (perhaps unfairly) that fucking porn stars was expensive and ultimately somewhat disappointing.
Although I really would’ve loved to have had the opportunity to fuck Dani Amour when she was on AW.  An other one to add to ma list..

[FBman78]

I genuinely have to say my only regrets are not seeing Becky Carlisle or Slutty Monique.  Other than that none.

[Kieslowski]

There was a blonde woman in her 20s with a decent rack called Carla who used to work in Glasgow, circa 2008-2010 (possibly before, not sure). Her younger sister with dark hair and a similar rack was on the game as well (I'm sure I heard they'd been introduced to it by their mum or stepmum or something).

Anyway, those were my early punting days, so I would thoroughly research punts and book them days in advance, and only punt about once every 3 months or so. She'd been on my to-do list for about two years, but I never quite got round to booking her, until one day I decided to go for it. But then I was asked to go to the pub and watch Brazil vs Portugal (World Cup 2010) with my work mates, so I cancelled, thinking I could just book her again another time. Next time I went to book her, she'd disappeared, and I don't think she's ever come back.

So ever since then, I've taken the approach that if I like the look of a WG, I don't prick about waiting for the perfect timing, in case she disappears and never comes back. Which led to my punting increasing massively in 2010 and onwards.

[Problem Child]

Becky Carlisle or Slutty Monique. 

Snap!! 😁

There was a blonde woman in her 20s with a decent rack called Carla who used to work in Glasgow, circa 2008-2010 (possibly before, not sure). Her younger sister with dark hair and a similar rack was on the game as well (I'm sure I heard they'd been introduced to it by their mum or stepmum or something).

That’ll be Raunchy Geri’s step daughters. Never seen them either, but shared a pot of tea wi their da while waiting on Geri one time. That was pretty awks tbh..
Edit: was it not Cassie she was called?

[noodle]

Becky Carlisle or Slutty Monique.

Managed to see both a fair few times back in the day. Stuff of legends. Would be bell up for a come back 

[willie loman]

my main regret as a punter is showing excess loyalty to certain wgs, wish i had hopped about a bit more, especially as back in the day there was more of a churn in the saunas, and of course more saunas.

[Kieslowski]

That’ll be Raunchy Geri’s step daughters. Never seen them either, but shared a pot of tea wi their da while waiting on Geri one time. That was pretty awks tbh..
Edit: was it not Cassie she was called?

Checked my AW messages, definitely Carla. Cassie sounds familiar though, I reckon that was the younger one. Would love to know how that whole situation of the stepmum and daughters all doing SW came about.

What was the chat with the dad?

[Problem Child]

Checked my AW messages, definitely Carla. Cassie sounds familiar though, I reckon that was the younger one. Would love to know how that whole situation of the stepmum and daughters all doing SW came about.

What was the chat with the dad?

Aye you’re right dude, one was Cassie and one was Carla.

I used to see Geri pretty regularly. One time I turned up and she was running late, but instead of telling me to wait, just said cmon up. Her hubby answered the door and took me into the kitchen for a cuppa and a chat while I waited. They were swingers so he didn’t gaf. Thankfully they’d just got a dug so that gave us something to talk about 😂

[jb34]

Aye you’re right dude, one was Cassie and one was Carla.

I used to see Geri pretty regularly. One time I turned up and she was running late, but instead of telling me to wait, just said cmon up. Her hubby answered the door and took me into the kitchen for a cuppa and a chat while I waited. They were swingers so he didn’t gaf. Thankfully they’d just got a dug so that gave us something to talk about 😂

Hahahahaha

[Davey80]

There was a blonde woman in her 20s with a decent rack called Carla who used to work in Glasgow, circa 2008-2010 (possibly before, not sure). Her younger sister with dark hair and a similar rack was on the game as well (I'm sure I heard they'd been introduced to it by their mum or stepmum or something).

You’ve reminded me that I saw Lovely Miriam a couple of times a few years back - just amazing big tits btw! ❤️

Then I learned she apparently had a sister that escorted too but she had given up shortly before. Sisters remains a good bucket list wish for me (not together ofc!)

[dougal]

Rebecca brooke and stickynicky

[Problem Child]

Rebecca brooke

Was she not up here recently with that Adult Parties MCR lot?

Hahahahaha

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Always a great conversation starter 😁

[dougal]

Was she not up here recently with that Adult Parties MCR lot?


Not that i seen no. Dunno if the parties would be my thing anyway

[Thepunteruk]

Sadly I only saw Analya-angel (I think that is spelt correctly) a few times before she moved on.
What was her pal called? Eva something? I regret not seeing her.

[mills_and_bhuna]

I think I suffer from a bit of Thegrassisalwaysgreener Syndrome.
I had a Glasgow hotlist but never got round to seeing them before they retired.
Ready n Raunchy.
Kendra/Sophia, and the aforementioned Eva and Analya.

[Shy Tot]

You’ve reminded me that I saw Lovely Miriam a couple of times a few years back - just amazing big tits btw! ❤️

Then I learned she apparently had a sister that escorted too but she had given up shortly before. Sisters remains a good bucket list wish for me (not together ofc!)

I think the sister was “Yvonne - Angel of the North”. Used to flit between Newcastle and Edinburgh. I saw her once and she was very pretty and much more petite than Miriam.

[Scotpak]

Sadly I only saw Analya-angel (I think that is spelt correctly) a few times before she moved on.
What was her pal called? Eva something? I regret not seeing her.

I regret not seeing analya angel
Was too bothered about her barebacking past probably should have just gone with it

[mrwhite]

Aye you’re right dude, one was Cassie and one was Carla.

I met with Cassie just once - and it was great.

Geri answered the door.  I did exchange emails with Carla trying to arrange an appointment but never managed to line things up before all 3 of them dropped of AW in quick succession (though Geri did resurface a few years later)

[Bigdog82]

Still my fave punt was an hour with her, looked 10 times better than her pics and she was petite size 6 

[Problem Child]

Still my fave punt was an hour with her, looked 10 times better than her pics and she was petite size 6 

Right no need to rub it in ya dick!  😛😂

[foreverchanges]

Been kinda quiet roon here recently so thought I’d start an other reminiscing thread.

Brave man!

For what it's worth Carmen from Blair Street Sauna the Polish/German lass is the only one I can think of.

[Jock D]

I regret not seeing analya angel
Was too bothered about her barebacking past probably should have just gone with it

You didn't miss much!

She was completely overhyped on here...I was underwhelmed

[Max121]

Back in the Glasgow Sauna days
Park Grove - there was 2 I wish I had seen
Sam - Blonde
Amy-  Brunette 

Just never got round to it timing didn’t match - then I moved away from Glasgow 🤦🏻‍♂️

[Next1]

Exotic Delphine for me. Quite pricey if I mind but good reviews and looked smoking hot.
Tried to book her once and unfortunately she had to cancel on me

[Jamesie007]

Devilish Diva.  All time top of the wish list but she never answers emails.
Nae bad marks against my name so not sure why not, but one can just hope.
Had her number but lost my phone so couldn’t find it again.

Would love to see Bubbly Beth again.
She was a doll.

[Problem Child]

Devilish Diva. 

Along with Gabi Prado she’s top of my “todo” list.

[globewindsailor]

More recently. Chocolatemilkmaid. Busty black escort with lacating tits. Covid amongst other things delayed me attempting a booking, but I got interested far too late and she retired. I imagine she was a student and her studies had finished.

[Iloveoral]

Exotic Delphine for me. Quite pricey if I mind but good reviews and looked smoking hot.
Tried to book her once and unfortunately she had to cancel on me

Talking of reviews, when can we expect your “next1” ?
Been nearly 8 years matey

[rathbone]

Gabriella - she was active in Glasgow a few years ago, well reviewed here but despite some to-and-fro emails, didn't manage to meet up.

I think I suffer from a bit of Thegrassisalwaysgreener Syndrome.
I had a Glasgow hotlist but never got round to seeing them before they retired.
Ready n Raunchy.
Kendra/Sophia, and the aforementioned Eva and Analya.

I managed to see Laura (Ready n Raunchy) and also Kendra/Sophia, think I reviewed both at the time.  Very different types of SP.

[Problem Child]

Chocolatemilkmaid.

Great name 👍 Tells you everything you need to know in 5 syllables 😁

Gabriella

Did she not live up north now and occasionally pops up for a week or two in Inverness?

[Kingkong86]

Slutty chic Edinburgh - defo feel I’ve missed out on that 1 tried booking a couple of times but never managed to get our schedules synced.

Used to be girl in Glasgow a few years back called Kate never managed to get her when she was around I would be busy with work when she was available.

Brook Davis Birmingham - I was meant to meet her a couple of years back and got held up on my way and missed my chance.

Last 1 is kit and kat lee the twins from Manchester when they were working together. Nothing special about them but who wouldn’t want to shag twins?

[Next1]

Gabriella - she was active in Glasgow a few years ago, well reviewed here but despite some to-and-fro emails, didn't manage to meet up.

I managed to see Laura (Ready n Raunchy) and also Kendra/Sophia, think I reviewed both at the time.  Very different types of SP.

When I get back in the saddle mate

[Dogbreath]

Missed too many to count, but one that sticks in the memory was Adele4u. I arrived in  London the day she retired. My hotel was only a stone’s throw from her flat too.
Nearer home, I missed seeing Gabriella, Sticky Nicky, Penny Lane and many more - work and life just got in the way !

[Thepunteruk]

Ah..... Sticky Nicky / good girl 69

Probably my #1 punt, ever. Although it may be nostalgia, and the fact I can't climb those stairs again for an hour of filth.
Very much missed.

[Shy Tot]

Missed too many to count, but one that sticks in the memory was Adele4u. I arrived in  London the day she retired. My hotel was only a stone’s throw from her flat too.
Nearer home, I missed seeing Gabriella, Sticky Nicky, Penny Lane and many more - work and life just got in the way !

Saw Adele4u once and it was one of my best punts ever. She had appeared in a few porn films before her boob job under the name of Miho Lechter and you can still find them if you look.

[Undergrowth]

For those looking for her, I had an offer of a threesome involving Slutty Chick fairly recently; it was through Magnificent Marley when she was in Edinburgh.  Very tempting.

[big-al93]

Too many to mention.

First time I even considered seeing an escort was minor british porn star Karina Clarke, photo attached. But I wasn't mentally prepared to "pay for it" Should really have been the start of my punting career.

Would have liked to have seen Paige Turnah and Rebecca Brooke.

And a few locals that I missed out on that stopped while I wasn't punting, Sticky Nicky, Raunchy Geri. But I've nobody to blame but myself, you snooze, you lose.

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[Problem Child]

Paige Turnah

Did realise she was hooking.
God, I’d love to fuck her, get that arse jiggling 

I’ve probably wanked to her more than any other porn actress other that Jada Fire.

[myothernameis]

Jasmine Hot fun, think she was also a biker, as she had a lot of photos along side some motorbikes
Blonde MILF, think at the time, she was in her 50's and very attractive for her age
Channel X
Cherry Pie & Elise, gang bang party at the palace, which ended when the press got involved
English Milf,
Julia to love

[big-al93]

Did realise she was hooking.
God, I’d love to fuck her, get that arse jiggling 

I’ve probably wanked to her more than any other porn actress other that Jada Fire.

Unfortunately not for a long time now, used to escort before getting into porn, about the same time as Rebecca More, but Paige stopped escorting not long after getting work from the American porn companies, iirc her mother was a provider too, not sure of full escort, strapon jane I think she was called, used to be quite a lot of videos about of her pegging guys.

[Geeman2020]

Angel Dark was knocking about London a few years back, maybe like 2019/2020.

Waaaaaaaay out of my price range, but retrospectively I wish I’d have taken the hit and stuck it on Klarna or something

[mrwhite]

I would have liked to have seen Riven Mercy - her profile has been parked for a month or so now though, so she may come back.

[Dogbreath]

Saw Adele4u once and it was one of my best punts ever. She had appeared in a few porn films before her boob job under the name of Miho Lechter and you can still find them if you look.

I know, I especially like her scenes with Woodman.

[Nauticus]

Raunchy Geri was the first name that popped into my head when I saw the title. That's a regret.

Not sue if it fits the criteria, but I made an arrangement with Exclusive Honey (during a punt) to book her with her partner for an MMF. Made arrangements for the next time I was in the city but had to cancel trip entirely. Next time I had the opportunity, she'd not logged in to her profile for months, and more recently it's gone. Can't say I've ever found another couple profile to scratch that itch with unfortunately.

And then there's the one in New Blythewood that everyone of a certain era raves about. I punted there dozens of times, and some of them were outstanding. Yet I missed her every time - not that I knew she was such a star until years later when I stumbled across forums such as this. If she really was better then the rest, she must have been pretty incredible. I can't remember the name, but I'd put my mortgage on someone identifying her in the next couple of posts....

[myothernameis]

And then there's the one in New Blythewood that everyone of a certain era raves about.

I can't remember the name, but I'd put my mortgage on someone identifying her in the next couple of posts....

By the sounds of it, this might be Kelly, and she was always busy, and sometimes, you had to book her.  Best way to describe her, a dirty nympho, with short blonde hair, and some what curly hair

[FBman78]

By the sounds of it, this might be Kelly, and she was always busy, and sometimes, you had to book her.  Best way to describe her, a dirty nympho, with short blonde hair, and some what curly hair

I felt she was over-rated.  Enthusiastic but just not attractive for me.

[Nauticus]

By the sounds of it, this might be Kelly, and she was always busy, and sometimes, you had to book her.  Best way to describe her, a dirty nympho, with short blonde hair, and some what curly hair

That's the one.

[ecosse1984]

There was this absolute stunner about 10 year ago working around Buckingham Terrace at Kelvingrove.

Dark hair tanned, absolute cracker. She had a similar name to a few other lassies at the time. Wanna saw it was like, Laura Glasgow or Glasgow laura etc.