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Author Topic: Top TS Massage Melissa - Glasgow  (Read 6633 times)

Offline S.X. MacHine

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So I, an Edinburgh punter, made the epic journey to Glesga, to consort with the lovely Melissa. I don’t generally bother with trans escorts, but something about her just piqued my interest.
Communications were expeditious; I texted the evening before and confirmed in the morning once I’d reached Glasgow to transact some other business. And lo, I arrived at the appointed place, a couple of blocks West from the Highlandman’s Umbrella (aka, Central Station for the illumination of my foreign readers), to be admitted exactly at the appointed time.
Now, I was prepared for what I saw as Melissa has numerous glowing reports on UKP. Indeed, so pretty and feminine is she that nobody would ever, ever guess, seeing her in the street, that she is possessed of a penis. Which indeed she is.
Fortunately, I can report that, while she was well enough endowed, she offered no competition to me in that department. But I digress.
Physical: 5’ 7’’, slim with not a pick of fat, rounded girly butt, smoooth skin all over, soft longish dark hair, enhanced breasts (well, obviously, DUH) and big dark doleful almond eyes.
Her personality is pleasant, if understated; submissive and respectful, a taker not a giver.
‘You want massage’? Of course, that’s why I booked an hour session. On with the relaxing eastern music complete with tweeting birds and babbling brooks... She nearly broke my spine (think Lola in the old Kinks’ song) so I guess it must’ve been a proper Thai massage. All the while she was rubbing her junk up and down my back. Nice.
Onto the sex. DFK, OWO on me ( am I the only reviewer here who does not return the favour?) copious licking of nipples and, finally, she lay face down on the bed for me to rubber up and penetrate her. Which I did, while observing the performance in the mirrored wardrobe. ‘My God, but you’re lovely!’ I muttered; she thought I meant her. I came. And came. And came.
She seemed to enjoy it, judging from the sounds. I certainly did.
She tells me, in her slightly London accent, that she will be in Edinburgh next week. I’m tempted to renew my acquaintance, given how erotic and satisfactory my meeting today had been. I left with a smile.
£150 for one hour. No question of extras.


Offline mills_and_bhuna

I'm definitely tempted to break my TS duck with this one.
My interest has waned generally speaking due to the considerable number of negative reports in particular that TS escorts seem to get on here.   Particularly the ones with flakey behaviour and suspected drug issues.
Factor in the fact that I get put off by fearsome weaponry down below (even allowing for Photoshop and deceptive angles), overdone lipfiller, and photos where even Photoshop can't cover up the decidedly TV vibe I'm left with a shortlist that's kind of, well, short.
I'm still intrigued though .
I guess I'm dreading the possibility that I turn up and I'm just thinking 'nah!'.
Do you genuinely think she could pass for a female  and how big are we talking down below ? 5"? Smaller? Bigger?

Offline S.X. MacHine

I'm definitely tempted to break my TS duck with this one.
My interest has waned generally speaking due to the considerable number of negative reports in particular that TS escorts seem to get on here.   Particularly the ones with flakey behaviour and suspected drug issues.
Factor in the fact that I get put off by fearsome weaponry down below (even allowing for Photoshop and deceptive angles), overdone lipfiller, and photos where even Photoshop can't cover up the decidedly TV vibe I'm left with a shortlist that's kind of, well, short.
I'm still intrigued though .
I guess I'm dreading the possibility that I turn up and I'm just thinking 'nah!'.
Do you genuinely think she could pass for a female  and how big are we talking down below ? 5"? Smaller? Bigger?

Like yourself, I’d be totally turned off by ‘fearsome weaponry’, which is precisely why I chose to take a walk on the wild side with a Thai TS girl; particularly one who has previous positive reviews for her good looks and attitude.
I’ve waited an age for Melissa to visit Scotland since I shared your concerns on size, flakiness, drugs etc. of many others.
Apart from the appendage, she would pass for a female, and an attractive one at that, in any company. Even her voice and demeanour are entirely feminine and, unlike some Brazilian TS escorts, will not try to take the active role.
Her ‘size’? Quite a bit smaller than me so, maybe 5’’ ish.

Offline whiskyfan

The original estimate of her size was 10 inches. It's been funny seeing that steadily reduced with subsequent reviews to something more realistic.

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=292149.0

Offline S.X. MacHine

The original estimate of her size was 10 inches. It's been funny seeing that steadily reduced with subsequent reviews to something more realistic.

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=292149.0

Hmmm....what used to be called ‘nonsense on stilts’, but which nowadays might be described as ‘total bollocks’.

Offline mills_and_bhuna

Like yourself, I’d be totally turned off by ‘fearsome weaponry’, which is precisely why I chose to take a walk on the wild side with a Thai TS girl; particularly one who has previous positive reviews for her good looks and attitude.
I’ve waited an age for Melissa to visit Scotland since I shared your concerns on size, flakiness, drugs etc. of many others.
Apart from the appendage, she would pass for a female, and an attractive one at that, in any company. Even her voice and demeanour are entirely feminine and, unlike some Brazilian TS escorts, will not try to take the active role.
Her ‘size’? Quite a bit smaller than me so, maybe 5’’ ish.
cheers 👍 I too have been waiting to see if she returned. It seemed obvious that the 10" claim was total nonsense.
I would definitely be put off by someone trying to assume the active role.
If I ever want someone parking up my rear I think it'll be a female pegging me with a 4 incher

Offline Ryanmartin83

Anyone know if she is still meeting this weekend?

Offline morph

Edinburgh now, Lothian rd area, I managed to get a meet, will do reviews asap but highly recommended!

Offline styboy68

Went to see her yesterday (Friday) first impressions  she a very feminine,  got a English  accent,  had a wee massage then she took her dress off and lie next to me, lots of kissing  and mutual  touching,  I say her cock a good 7/8 inches with a bend like a banana,  sucked eached other then
condom on and  she got on top , and ride me to the finish.
Very enjoyable  punt would see her again if she comes back to Edinburgh.

Online GingerNuts

Went to see her yesterday (Friday) first impressions  she a very feminine,  got a English  accent,  had a wee massage then she took her dress off and lie next to me, lots of kissing  and mutual  touching,  I say her cock a good 7/8 inches with a bend like a banana,  sucked eached other then
condom on and  she got on top , and ride me to the finish.
Very enjoyable  punt would see her again if she comes back to Edinburgh.

You should post your own review.