Having returned from a few hairy moments in Cairo, I needed a quick fix. Luckily there was a profile up of a lady who has yet had no equals - so I made booking. Arghh, day before meeting she had to cancel but since I am in the mood "Plan B" initiated. Getting tricky she has taken contact details down.. so "plan C". Up the creek - phone number gone from profile... and so since I am getting desperate.... onto AW again. Now there are six new profiles of gorgeous girls:
External Link/Members OnlyExternal Link/Members OnlyExternal Link/Members OnlyExternal Link/Members OnlyExternal Link/Members OnlyExternal Link/Members OnlyAll were well worthy of a visit - but it did say "Alert: The authenticity ....etc" - so caution!! Phoned the first three and got Orange answerphone on all but then a text back from first so after several more texts arrangements made for Stevenage Hotel with Emyly (even if she is not half as good looking it will do!!). Turned up just before appointed time called and texted for room - told wait 10min. Had coffee and waited 30min. Then text plus call to go to room. I was thinking can only manage 30mins now so quickie will do unless she is a stunner! Door opens and I walk in to be met by a short, dumpy, late 30s EE. She notices the look of horror on my face and says "you no like!". To which I replied you are not the one I have come to see - so showing a full page coloured print of "Emyly" plus AW Profile. She then says "I have two more friends, would you like to see them?". "OK, where are they!?" and she says "In the bathroom". Now this starts to sound a little like a Whitehall Farce.... but blow me out pops two more equally unattractive EEs. So, there I am with three women in front of me. Aimee who opened the door to me, Anna [a skinny, spotty faced, teen, skinny waife] and Jessica [ a large size 16+, late 30s, plump woman]. I am told I can have any or more than one for special price! In my dreams they would have been three attractive, sex loving, young girls but in this farce what choice have I in front of me! Even needing some relief I could not make one out of the three!! I give my appologies and start to leave. Then I thought "Strange", so I said to Aimee "If we had gone onto the bed where would the other two go?" "We share room so they stay in bathroom......" Now that has to take the biscuit!!! I walk and save the £££s...
Back in my appartment I am thinking what would have been the situation had one of the others had a client booked!! I know it was a twin room but I am not sure I would have appreciated a tandem side by side event!!!!