Your Weirdest PM

[Turtle Z]

If you've been on here a while then you'll no doubt have experienced some weird PM messages. I've had a few over the years, ranging from threats of violence to a range of other weird shit. My latest being a new member who asked me if I'd be so kind as to text a girl I'd seen once on his behalf to set up a meeting, because he didn't have a punting phone and I obviously did. He also asked if I'd relay an MMS message so he could see what the girl looked like. I have a cheap basic punting phone that doesn't do MMS messages so couldn't do it if I wanted to but I'm not so inclined to have done it anyway. Incidentally, I didn't leave the girl a particularly favourable review and she may well have kept my punting number anyway.  I was left shaking my head at this particular exchange and wondered if anyone else had received weird PM messages?

[cueball]

The funniest one for me was from a member who sent me a pic of a zit on his face  he were worried it were some kind of sti.

He's still on occasionally and knows who he is, it were all good humoured 


Ofcourse, I've had the lurkers asking for full addresses and phone numbers  I don't pass that info on.


It's surprising what you get asked for advice on ain't it TZ

 I'll help the good lads if I can though.

I'm a lovable character......... really 

[water bottle]

I had one just yesterday from a user called Turtle Z, they were asking me if they could give me a blumpkin. Said I would get back to them when I knew what one was........ 

[Zeusthedoc]

had a guy offering met passwords for porn sites for a fee - that's about as weird it's been for me. (he was banned shortly after).
Who are these people that pay for porn, obviously, not paying randoms who offer you passwords on here!

i suppose i've had the odd, can you contact this WG for me, never really to arrange a mtg though.

[Mr Kent (Not AW)]

Sir Alec Douglas-Home, or possibly Gordon Brown.

[The Outsider]

I had one just yesterday from a user called Turtle Z, they were asking me if they could give me a blumpkin. Said I would get back to them when I knew what one was........ 

I should have learned by now that it's rarely a good idea to google words on here that you don't understand.  "Blumpkin" was no exception! 

[vw]

I have attracted a few but none like that.

Pattern goes make up name call and say Hi name to me and argue to death that i am this person.

Last Christmas got a few thank you messages from lurkers for some of my reviews, nice really.

[Tdydl]

I should have learned by now that it's rarely a good idea to google words on here that you don't understand.  "Blumpkin" was no exception! 

  Why oh why couldn't I leave this alone. I had to see what it was. 

[pumps]

All I usually get are lurkers asking me to recommend them some girls....

C'mon guys just have a look through my positive reviews 


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[Turtle Z]

I had one just yesterday from a user called Turtle Z, they were asking me if they could give me a blumpkin. Said I would get back to them when I knew what one was........ 

We need more wit like this on these boards, absolutely hilarious, I really couldn't stop laughing. For a minute I almost thought Sir Frank was back. 

[mh]

Why oh why couldn't I leave this alone. I had to see what it was. 

Oh crap, I googled it too! 

[water bottle]

Oh crap, I googled it too! 

I've yet to see that in the likes list on AW

[mediumjoe]

     And me and everybody else,absolutely impossible not to.
     Please don't shout at me

    Munting.    Don't ,I am warning  you,you're just about to have your tea!

[itk]

Nothing weird just threats to meet me face to face as I'd commented that he was a tad fucking crazy. He's no longer  a member on this site as he was deemed unstable 

[vw]

Nothing weird just threats to meet me face to face as I'd commented that he was a tad fucking crazy. He's no longer  a member on this site as he was deemed unstable 

RRR by any chance?

[Trotter671]

No weird PMs so far thankfully - just a couple of PMs ref hotel used to see a girl.

I need to stop using Google Search as well - had never heard of blumpkin or munting and now wish I hadn't!!

[Horizontal pleasures]

I googled it so you don't have to ....

I had one just yesterday from a user called Turtle Z, they were asking me if they could give me a blumpkin. Said I would get back to them when I knew what one was........ 

Why oh why couldn't I leave this alone. I had to see what it was. 

Urban Dictionary
Blumpkin:
The delicately balanced art of getting your cock sucked while taking a dump.

[Lilywhite]

I had one a few weeks ago asking if I owned a bookshop in Edinburgh as apparently in the window it said "Closed for Lilywhite Tour"

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[SamLP]

Nothing remotely weird but the strangest I had was a wg pm'ing me asking if we've met. I'm a London punter and she was based in another part of the UK and I hadn't even heard of her. I replied no, what makes you think we've met, and she claimed she had the wrong Sam.

I had a lurker pm me after I reviewed a wg negatively telling me she had asked him to pm me to offer a refund as I didn't enjoy the punt. She had contacted me on UKE too so I ignored him. I just checked and he's still not contributed a single post to the site despite being here for 11 months. I also didn't get the refund as she was a touring wg and didn't specify how it would happen and then did a disappearing act when I asked.

The rest are the many lurkers who ask for more info on someone I've reviewed but don't bother to reply with a thank you when I've given them the info they want.

[Horizontal pleasures]

The rest are the many lurkers who ask for more info on someone I've reviewed but don't bother to reply with a thank you when I've given them the info they want.

yep
I have given up replying to lurkers PMs especially when they want the phone number or postcode.

[itsmydrug]

I had one just yesterday from a user called Turtle Z, they were asking me if they could give me a blumpkin. Said I would get back to them when I knew what one was........ 

What the hell is a blumpkin.....? quick google....ah so there is a name for it.  Years ago i puled a civie over in Manchester, hotel room for the night and she wouldn't leave me alone.  Pulled me into the bathroom while she was taking a pee so she could DT me....ok go on then love, bit weird but   

Later that night i needed to use it myself for a dump, mid strain and in walks in Dorris dropping to her knees for more DT 

[webpunter]

What the hell is a blumpkin.....? quick google....ah so there is a name for it.  Years ago i puled a civie over in Manchester, hotel room for the night and she wouldn't leave me alone.  Pulled me into the bathroom while she was taking a pee so she could DT me....ok go on then love, bit weird but   

Later that night i needed to use it myself for a dump, mid strain and in walks in Dorris dropping to her knees for more DT 

Try reading the thread.  HP has provided the detail

[itsmydrug]

Try reading the thread.  HP has provided the detail

I have/did, was just recounting my experience of once having one without even knowing it had a name. Just thought some of the chaps would find it funny ! obviously not......

[water bottle]

I have/did, was just recounting my experience of once having one without even knowing it had a name. Just thought some of the chaps would find it funny ! obviously not......

So they're not a myth. She's the one that got away, that was wifey material right there

[itk]

RRR by any chance?

Yes. 

[Horizontal pleasures]

RRR by any chance?

RRR
Abbreviation for Real Recognize Real, a term originating from the USA. The term can be translated into "takes one to know one", just that it is in terms of acknowledging someone who is real, or fake (in the hip-hop/rap sense of the word).
"Stand up cats beat the odds by far/Real recognize real, RRR" ~ Joe Budden - Stand Up Nu**a

[vw]

RRR
Abbreviation for Real Recognize Real, a term originating from the USA. The term can be translated into "takes one to know one", just that it is in terms of acknowledging someone who is real, or fake (in the hip-hop/rap sense of the word).
"Stand up cats beat the odds by far/Real recognize real, RRR" ~ Joe Budden - Stand Up Nu**a

Ramrodronnie in this case +1000000000

[richie]

I had one just yesterday from a user called Turtle Z, they were asking me if they could give me a blumpkin. Said I would get back to them when I knew what one was........ 

I should feel a little disturbed by this however as I know someone that would happily give it a go perhaps I should keep an open mind until after we've met next