How could you ever refuse?

[123Mel456]

I mean if you look at a profile and see this staring back at you I am sure the first thing you want to do is reach for the phone ??


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[cockneybstrd]

Mel

We have the worst escort thread for this

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Though I note


Q. Will I do bareback?   A. No... Well, not in my Pussy anyway.
Bareback Anal I will consider, but only for the right price.

so one for HP

[HughJardon]

Or reach for the Vommit bucket

There may be punters out there who have a fetish for Hoes Gurning though 

[mattmugwump]

It was the "Bareback Anal I will consider, but only for the right price." line that swung it for me lol

EDIT: cockneybstrd beat me to it!

[NervousJ]

Teddies ties to the bed...

Jeeeez, could be a scene from Misery..... Careful lads.....

[mrdiamond77]

With a profile photo like that I doubt very much if her phone is ringing too often.

[FilthyMarkuz]

The "pissed off boyfriend" profile. 

[bangstick]

With a profile photo like that I doubt very much if her phone is ringing too often.

Another one whinging on saafe about how punters are all cunts in that case!

[mikexxlong]

She looks like one of those cretins that you see on college or university campuses

The types that are weird hybrids between geeks, alternate lifestyle, militant activists and rockers

That are caught up in their own self-importance, think they are more gifted than anyone else
 and know the true meaning of life

But really haven’t got a fucking clue about anything, just untalented wasters with narcissistic tendencies 

[Ham Man]

To be fair though, we've all seen profile photos of WGs who look much worse than this when they're not even pulling a face