Erotic Dancers, and.... Milton Keynes

[Chuffer]

I drove past a 'Bar' with a sign advertising "Erotic Dancers" somewhere near Milton Keynes this morning.

If I'd have had time, I'd have loved to pop back later when it opened (1pm onwards).

Is there anything similar near Hemel Hempstead that anyone knows of?

I'm looking for a 'bar' with ladies to to buy a drink and pay for a dance which isn't as commercial as Spearmint Rhino etc..?

Something a bit smaller/more relaxed perhaps than the big commercial 'Rhinos' ...?

Thanks everyone!

[Horizontal pleasures]

looking for a job are you?

[unclepokey]

Here you go:
External Link/Members Only

It used to be the Waggon and Horses. Its jus half a mile North on the A5 from Junction 9 M1

Haven't been for a while but certainly used to have some fit strippers. I tried some of the girls to ask if they escorted. They all said "no" but a couple said "have you tried so and so?". Of course I had.

Uncle Pokey

[NelsonH]

Blindingly obvious that the OP was touting for the above link!

[unclepokey]

Yes it was a bit which is why I went on to say what I did about lack of direct meets with escorts.
I've nothing against a watch and wank club but true punters such as the vast majority of members here will not give the place more than a cursory glance.
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[306]

you fell straight in to his little trap !

[Chuffer]

Thanks!

Managed to check it out - I was hoping that it might be a bit more inviting - but - the steel doors - steel encased entrance with steel slab between cash register and no clear view into the bar before parting with whatever the entry charge was, put me off.....

Guess I was hoping to get a drink, be enticed, and then who knows... but... left and ended up browsing Adultwork when I was closer to home...  Found no-one available, ran out of time.....

Really appreciated you posting the link. Thanks

[doggerdog69]

This used to be a real fun place,  quid in jar and very sexy girls would dance for you, simple.


Still do the jar thing, but has turned  into a proper strip joint with pressure for private dances.

On one occasion there an ee girl was stroking my cock,  nibbling my ear and said I could finger her pussy in the booth, but she was a bit ropey so I declined.

[laalaalulu]

Driven past here many times, and thought about going in, but never have. Doesn't look the most inviting place from the outside.

Does anyone know what they're charging in here, aside from the £1 in the pot?

[Chuffer]

It was £5 entry at the door - inside charges I have no idea about but would love to know.

Personally, I would be more than happy to pay that - but - the steel outer then inner door, and, the steel (slaughterhouse resembling) booth between the entrance door, till and entrance door to the bar made me think that there had been a few shoot outs....  Or is ths just my imagination 

As for letting me finger a fit dancer .... I'd forget about all of that and hand over my entrance money, private dance money and tip with a grin on my face (as long as she was wet!!!)

Ho hum....  Anyone actually been in there recently?

Thanks everyone

[need_to_spunk]

I have been there a few times in last year or so. It's friendly enough actually but quality of the ladies is variable. It's also only open Friday's and Saturdays now I think.  None of the times I have been in there it's been busy at all. So girls come and talk and try to get private dances - or more.

Girls still do the £1 in a pint glass dances, but then prices go up quickly! Private dances are 'naughty Forties' - still just for one song / 3 minutes but are well beyond a normal lap dance, but a bit variable what the girls allow to happen.  Most also try to get you into the "VIP" room, again prices vary and not all do it (most do), but is 15 minutes and most want £150-200 due to house fees!

Unsurprisingly I have more recently moved to other ways to pass my time - ego massage in Fenny Stratford and just started meets via AW (reviewing first here). I am going to post some reviews soon.

[martyn321]

No where near Milton keynes, but anyone been to the prince of wales near northwood? Its a proper £1 in the cigar tin place, If youve been there it certainly has character doesn't it!

[Horizontal pleasures]

No where near Milton keynes, but anyone been to the prince of wales near northwood? Its a proper £1 in the cigar tin place, If youve been there it certainly has character doesn't it!

how about a review in the correct section?

[martyn321]

how about a review in the correct section?

would love to, but last time i wrote about just a strip club (in the correct geographical location) it got deleted.

[Steve2]

No where near Milton keynes, but anyone been to the prince of wales near northwood? Its a proper £1 in the cigar tin place, If youve been there it certainly has character doesn't it!

Many years ago. It was suitably sleazy then so I guess it hasn't changed. You used to get a few nurses from Mount Vernon in there sometimes

[davidgood]

Many years ago. It was suitably sleazy then so I guess it hasn't changed. You used to get a few nurses from Mount Vernon in there sometimes
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My recollections of the P of W was that it was not as sleazy and hands on as say the pub down the road in Northwood.

Interesting comment about the Mount Vernon nurses, were they there to watch or did they go round with a jug as well?

Regards,

davidgood

[martyn321]

Many years ago. It was suitably sleazy then so I guess it hasn't changed. You used to get a few nurses from Mount Vernon in there sometimes

It has not changed 1 bit!