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Author Topic: Exoticmisscarter - Canary Wharf  (Read 4565 times)

tristen92

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So I recently visited the world's best OWO, or so we've been told via previous fluff pieces. She bases herself out of a hotel in Canary Wharf and it's easy enough to bypass the staff. Good comms on the phone though slow with text responses. She's going to be working out of Bromley soon.

She's attractive, facially. She has an unkempt and flabby body though meaning I restricted myself to oral only upon closer look at her. She's not well groomed either - I didn't see her pussy but she's got a hairy ass crack almost on par with my own.

She's pleasant enough - though she shortened my booking in order to fit in a regular. She seems to run a revolving door service and was back to back booked all night by the sound of it.

Her oral. It's good. And I can see why it's complemented but is it porn star worthy or anything in line with these exaggerated remarks? - no. She uses a lot of hand until I told her not to, and it was generally a little disappointing. Tbf to the girl she did say she had an intense session before me. I don't recommend if you're purely visiting her for "the best OWO of your life" because it's all subjective and it didn't live up to the hype for me.

All in all, I had an okay time but it wasn't worth the long journey and left me feeling "meh". There's far better VFM elsewhere, for sure.

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« Last Edit: August 10, 2016, 08:24:15 am by tristen92 »

punther

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Good to see a differing point on view on her

Good review  :hi:

Offline The_Don

I don't recommend if you're purely visiting her for "the best OWO of your life" because it's all subjective and it didn't live up to the hype for me.

All in all, I had an okay time but it wasn't worth the long journey and left me feeling "meh". There's far better VFM elsewhere, for sure.

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YMMV, with any W/G and you posted what you felt about the punt.

Thanks for sharing and review  :thumbsup:

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YMMV, with any W/G and you posted what you felt about the punt.

Thanks for sharing and review  :thumbsup:

+1

keep the reviews coming!

Offline Brazilian Martian

There was me thinking she was the Ronald Koeman of oral sex from the other reviews about her  :thumbsdown:

punther

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There was me thinking she was the Ronald Koeman of oral sex from the other reviews about her  :thumbsdown:

you posted what you felt about the punt.

remember its all about perspective


ive seen her 3 times and since my review of her and my viewpoint still holds that she THE best sloppy, noisy, slurpy bj on AW(that I've come across)
« Last Edit: August 10, 2016, 11:03:33 am by punther »

tristen92

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Yea I have a tendency to take previous reviews as gospel and don't tend to take the subjectivity of it all into the equation.

Someone posted a video claiming her ability is on par with the vid below;
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My experience had zero similarity; this pornstar is on another level of oral ability to poor Melissa. Such a comparison does her no favours as few, if any, W/g's can suck cock like that.

Hopefully this review brings people's expectations down a peg, anyway.

punther

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Yea I have a tendency to take previous reviews as gospel and don't tend to take the subjectivity of it all into the equation.

Someone posted a video claiming her ability is on par with the vid below;
External Link/Members Only

My experience had zero similarity; this pornstar is on another level of oral ability to poor Melissa. Such a comparison does her no favours as few, if any, W/g's can suck cock like that.

Hopefully this review brings people's expectations down a peg, anyway.

It was me that posted that video lol

All I can say, and all anyone can say is what they experienced

I filmed some of my sessions with melissa and watching them back they were on par with that pornhub video which is why I posted it. If anything the videos I have with melissa are messier and sloppier than in that pornhub video

So whenever anyone asks me about what her bj's are like I can only sing praises...based on my experiences

But its important that there are reviews like yours because it just goes to show we all experience different things even with the same girl and everyone should manage their expectations going into a booking with any girl off the back of other peoples reviews

(Have to say I agree with you 100% about her body)

tristen92

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Yea that's fair enough mate. Lucky you as I've been looking for a blowjob like that for some time lol

Offline pumps

End of the day what's gotten folks backs up is you've pretty much  called established members (inc myself) with alot of good contributions on ukp "fluff pieces" which suggest our reviews are full of shit.

I know your dissapointed I think we've all been in the same situation at some point In the punting game  and tbh I think this review should of been a negative, or at least it is in my eyes for that poor performance from her.
« Last Edit: August 10, 2016, 03:09:59 pm by pumps »

punther

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All in all, I had an okay time but it wasn't worth the long journey and left me feeling "meh". There's far better VFM elsewhere, for sure.


Could you suggest some links for better orally skilled girls for the hotlist?   :thumbsup:

tristen92

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Could you suggest some links for better orally skilled girls for the hotlist?   :thumbsup:
I was referring to overall VFM as opposed to purely based on oral. My punts have been average for oral.

Yea that makes sense, pumps.

Offline claretandblue

I don't think the other reviewers are "fluff pieces " as you put it but thanks for the review regardless, she remains on my maybe list but the hairy arsecrack  :scare: is off putting

Offline pumps

I don't think the other reviewers are "fluff pieces " as you put it but thanks for the review regardless, she remains on my maybe list but the hairy arsecrack :scare: is off putting
   

:thumbsup:


I saw her again 4 to 6 weeks ago and have to admit that hairy ass crack practically limp dicked me on sight. I just about recovered the punt by going back to her sloppy head!  :lol:

don't recall that hairy ass crack when I saw her a year earlier though
« Last Edit: August 10, 2016, 06:23:53 pm by pumps »

Offline claretandblue

   

:thumbsup:


I saw her again 4 to 6 weeks ago and have to admit that hairy ass crack practically limp dicked me on sight. I just about recovered the punt by going back to her sloppy head!  :lol:

don't recall that hairy ass crack when I saw her a year earlier though
:lol: a 15 minute oral only session would be my preferred option, that hairy crack isn't going to cut if for me across a longer punt!

punther

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:lol: a 15 minute oral only session would be my preferred option, that hairy crack isn't going to cut if for me across a longer punt!

15min is actually her preferred timeframe interestingly

Offline claretandblue

15min is actually her preferred timeframe interestingly
£50 for 15 minutes of decent owo with dt isn't a bad option

punther

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£50 for 15 minutes of decent owo with dt isn't a bad option

not at all....along with cim/facials which she dosent flinch away from

throw in 20quid extra for filming and you got yourself some good material for the wank bank  :D

Offline frodobaggins

I don't rate her BJs but I do rate her overall service

Offline Cunning Punt

Good review - thanks, as she looks hot in the photos. Don't think I'll be making a mammoth trek to Bromley for 15mins of "meh"!

CaptainRoscoe

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OP, could you PM me please? Thanks.

tristen92

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I have been banned from PMs so no

CaptainRoscoe

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« Last Edit: September 14, 2016, 01:05:07 pm by CaptainRoscoe »

tristen92

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Offline pumps

Her profile says shes back on the 18th of sept

CaptainRoscoe

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I think she meant she's working this week in clapham but back in Canary Wharf on Sunday.

Offline LNDNman

Yea I have a tendency to take previous reviews as gospel and don't tend to take the subjectivity of it all into the equation.

Someone posted a video claiming her ability is on par with the vid below;
External Link/Members Only

My experience had zero similarity; this pornstar is on another level of oral ability to poor Melissa. Such a comparison does her no favours as few, if any, W/g's can suck cock like that.

Hopefully this review brings people's expectations down a peg, anyway.
My experience with Melissa was that her oral was a lot better than the one in this video to be honest.

Offline pumps

My experience with Melissa was that her oral was a lot better than the one in this video to be honest.


hes a banned cunt, which says it all.