Girls Whose Adult Work Profiles Give the Impression They May Be Slightly Bonkers

[Vice Admiral]

Here's one:
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The top line of the profile sets the rather strange tone: “Cant wait to see what the future holds for me xx”. 

Not the kind of top-liner you usually get on AW.

And there’s some pretty curious stuff in the – very short – profile text: “I will say I do not like men who will hurt you with their penise [sic] … I’m young hard time in relationships so like to be treated like prince please x”

Meanwhile Annybaby23's one blog post so far, on 12 January, is an odd combination of the mundane (food shopping, cooking the Sunday roast “for the brother and hes family and misses”) and the needy (“wish I made new friends feeling quite isolated … hope to meet some nice kind caring people soon maybe get to explore the real world”).

It could be argued that Annybaby23 might be better off going down the Lonely Hearts rather than the escorting route. 

Or perhaps some CBT would help? (Cognitive Behaviourial Therapy, that is, rather than Cock and Ball Torture.)

[Home Alone]

Here's one:
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The top line of the profile sets the rather strange tone: “Cant wait to see what the future holds for me xx”. 

Not the kind of top-liner you usually get on AW.

And there’s some pretty curious stuff in the – very short – profile text: “I will say I do not like men who will hurt you with their penise [sic] … I’m young hard time in relationships so like to be treated like prince please x”

Meanwhile Annybaby23's one blog post so far, on 12 January, is an odd combination of the mundane (food shopping, cooking the Sunday roast “for the brother and hes family and misses”) and the needy (“wish I made new friends feeling quite isolated … hope to meet some nice kind caring people soon maybe get to explore the real world”).

It could be argued that Annybaby23 might be better off going down the Lonely Hearts rather than the escorting route. 

Or perhaps some CBT would help? (Cognitive Behaviourial Therapy, that is, rather than Cock and Ball Torture.)

I've occasionally thought that the women behind some of the Profiles that have appeared in local searches I've made aren't actually bonkers; more a member of "the lost and the lonely*

Recently, for example, External Link/Members Only appeared in a trawl I did of the mature SPs in Greater Manchester and I wondered, as you obviously did in the example you gave, VA, "Is she advertising in the right place?"

The tone of her Profile seems to me to be of a woman who's seeking a relationship, or at least a friendship, more than that of an SP. I may be wrong in that assumption because I haven't seen her, discouraged as I was by her one Review on here, which was by an experienced member of this Board, who's obviously knocked on many of the same front doors along the M62 corridor as I have!

* It's a phrase from Pearl's a singer, one of my favourite songs.

[Vice Admiral]

I've occasionally thought that the women behind some of the Profiles that have appeared in local searches I've made aren't actually bonkers; more a member of "the lost and the lonely*

Recently, for example, External Link/Members Only appeared in a trawl I did of the mature SPs in Greater Manchester and I wondered, as you obviously did in the example you gave, VA, "Is she advertising in the right place?"

The tone of her Profile seems to me to be of a woman who's seeking a relationship, or at least a friendship, more than that of an SP. I may be wrong in that assumption because I haven't seen her, discouraged as I was by her one Review on here, which was by an experienced member of this Board, who's obviously knocked on many of the same front doors along the M62 corridor as I have!

* It's a phrase from Pearl's a singer, one of my favourite songs.

Yes, the "lost and the lonely"...

And if there are girls who come to Adult Work because they're lost and lonely, I would wager that the same applies far more often to punters.  Adult Work probably is, in part, a Lonely Hearts Club.

The odd thing is to let it all hang out as comprehensively as Annybaby23 does.  It's almost disturbing the extent to which what she writes comes across as a cry for help.

But the she may be doing it deliberately in order to try to attract kind, sensitive men, rather than those who will "hurt you with their penise".

[winkywanky]

Here's one:
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The top line of the profile sets the rather strange tone: “Cant wait to see what the future holds for me xx”. 

And there’s some pretty curious stuff in the – very short – profile text: “I will say I do not like men who will hurt you with their penise [sic] … I’m young hard time in relationships so like to be treated like prince please x”

Being fucked by a bunch of strange blokes methinks? 

As for being treated like a Prince, she doesn't cite Anal in her Enjoys, although she does state Anal Play. Perhaps it'd be possible to win her over?

[Vice Admiral]

As for being treated like a Prince, she doesn't cite Anal in her Enjoys, although she does state Anal Play. Perhaps it'd be possible to win her over?

Her Adult Work interview includes this:
Q.  The most sensitive part of my anatomy is?   
A.  Bottom never been done

(In that case how does she know it's sensitive?)

[winkywanky]

Put in a request 

[oap69]

Reading her blog it mentions "feeling isolated" and "nice to make new friends for food and maybe shopping"  so perhaps looking more for than just a punter.

[winkywanky]

Looking for a vulnerable punter, more like.

Thankfully Anth G is at the other end of the country  .

[MissWolf]

Yes, the "lost and the lonely"...

And if there are girls who come to Adult Work because they're lost and lonely, I would wager that the same applies far more often to punters.  Adult Work probably is, in part, a Lonely Hearts Club.

The odd thing is to let it all hang out as comprehensively as Annybaby23 does.  It's almost disturbing the extent to which what she writes comes across as a cry for help.

But the she may be doing it deliberately in order to try to attract kind, sensitive men, rather than those who will "hurt you with their penise".

Sadly with that kind of approach she is going to attract the exact opposite of the highlighted client.
Many guys will see venerable and go in for the kill so to speak knowing she is lonely, they will play on that, get some extras and freebies then fuck off to the next venerable girl leaving her in a worse state.

And to clarify I'm not talking the likes of most forum posters here 

[winkywanky]

I think you mean vulnerable, she's probably a bit young to be venerable. Hopefully not venereal though  .

[freeze44]

Sadly with that kind of approach she is going to attract the exact opposite of the highlighted client.
Many guys will see venerable and go in for the kill so to speak knowing she is lonely, they will play on that, get some extras and freebies then fuck off to the next venerable girl leaving her in a worse state.

And to clarify I'm not talking the likes of most forum posters here 

Think you mean vulnerable!! 

How would you know that she will get that type of client? Sure there are some assholes who prey on the vulnerable but there are also decent people and punters who would not.

Agree with the other poster who made the point that the wg could be setting a trap for a fluffy punter. Not unheard of ya know!!

[Vice Admiral]

I rather like the idea of venerable escorts – although, if I'm honest, more in theory than in practice.

Still, the concept has a pleasingly oxymoronic ring to it.

[B4bcock]

Despite her dodgy mispelling
Wolfe's comments are always compelling
She's a venerable lass
With plenty of class
Whom I'd love to meet for some gelling.
 

[freeze44]

Despite her dodgy mispelling
Wolfe's comments are always compelling
She's a venerable lass
With plenty of class
Whom I'd love to meet for some gelling.
 

Jesus! Not again!! 

With her dodgy mispelling
and comments not so telling
with a fanboy up her ass
who wants to kiss her ass
and turning this forum into a farce!

[Home Alone]

Looking for a vulnerable punter, more like.

Thankfully Anth G is at the other end of the country  .

Honestly; ww! I can't find an appropriate emoji for that!!

[winkywanky]

I'm normally completely inappropriate, what more can I say? 

[tynetunnel]

Looking for a vulnerable punter, more like.

Thankfully Anth G is at the other end of the country  .

An early contender for Post of the Year! 

[Vice Admiral]

Taking, as I do, a kindly and avuncular interest in Annybaby23's progress in her new career, I was delighted to read what she's written as the second piece of feedback she's left for a gentleman caller: 
“Was amazing and made me very very wet think I might have had my first squirt will love to see again.”

(I’m beginning to wonder, however, whether Annybaby had ever had sex before she joined AW...)

[Vice Admiral]

Here's a funny thing.

I think that when Annybaby23 first turned up on AW, her age – in spite of her nickname – was shown as 19.  I may be wrong, but that's my memory.

When I looked at her profile this morning, she was 24.

Now she's 32.

[winkywanky]

I'd imagine the latter of those is correct. Just a hunch  .

[Vice Admiral]

I'd imagine the latter of those is correct. Just a hunch  .

She's now turned 31.  She's clearly trying to keep you on your toes, WW.

[Colston36]

Sadly with that kind of approach she is going to attract the exact opposite of the highlighted client.
Many guys will see venerable and go in for the kill so to speak knowing she is lonely, they will play on that, get some extras and freebies then fuck off to the next venerable girl leaving her in a worse state.

And to clarify I'm not talking the likes of most forum posters here 

I am venerable. She is vulnerable.

[Home Alone]

She's now turned 31.  She's clearly trying to keep you on your toes, WW.

And, as the VA has pointed out on the 'Suspected scams' thread, Amy's now a 22-y-o BBW in Birmingham with a slightly different title. Perhaps not so vulnerable as he, and we, originally thought.

Wonder if she has a boyfriend called Sergei?

[Vice Admiral]

And, as the VA has pointed out on the 'Suspected scams' thread, Amy's now a 22-y-o BBW in Birmingham with a slightly different title. Perhaps not so vulnerable as he, and we, originally thought.

I slightly suspect, HA, that you may be getting Anny (of Portsmouth) mixed up with Amy (of no fixed abode, but currently in Birmingham)?

But you’ll correct me if I'm wrong!

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Amy
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[freeze44]

I am venerable. She is vulnerable.

Or maybe Vainglorious 

Shows what fun typos are! Like on the other thread where wg's make some funny ones! Relax this ain't a English grammar forum! 

[winkywanky]

You're quite right, otherwise you'd have said an English instead of a English   

[freeze44]

You're quite right, otherwise you'd have said an English instead of a English   

Well spotted  So is it A Unicorn or An Unicorn....free lessons yippe!

TBF I'm also learning to count so my head is hurting a bit this am! 

[winkywanky]

A unicorn, but an hotel 

[Home Alone]

I slightly suspect, HA, that you may be getting Anny (of Portsmouth) mixed up with Amy (of no fixed abode, but currently in Birmingham)?

But you’ll correct me if I'm wrong!

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I'll hold my hands up to that one. Annybody can make a mistake. Mea culpa.

[Wett]

Why be slightly bonkers when you can be completely bonkers.
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[freeze44]

Why be slightly bonkers when you can be completely bonkers.
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  So basically a fat lump who lays in bed most of the day either sleeping, eating or getting fucked! 

[Wett]

So basically a fat lump who lays in bed most of the day either sleeping, eating or getting fucked! 

and typing crazy stuff in a bizarre way!

[MissWolf]

I am venerable. She is vulnerable.

Bollocks to auto correct is what I say 

[Rochelle]

A unicorn, but an hotel 

I say "a hotel".

[winkywanky]

I wondered when you'd pop up  .

Yes indeed, who the fuck says an hotel? I don't either.  But apparently the posh people do  .

[winkywanky]

I tend to say an 'otel, but that's because I'm rather rough and ready and tend to drop my h  .

[Vice Admiral]

I tend to say an 'otel, but that's because I'm rather rough and ready and tend to drop my h  .

Saying "an 'otel" is far from rough and ready, WW. 

Indeed it's surely that variant that's rather posh?

(I wouldn't have thought anyone says "an hotel" with the H pronounced...)

[Vice Admiral]

Anyway, the reason I came to this thread was not to comment on diction, but to note that my old friend Anny – with whom this thread began – has now added this to the top line of her profile (the punctuation and capitalisation are mine):

Not many nice people out there.  They want for nothing.  Plz can you not waste my time as I am a busy woman.  Doing cleaning.  Many thanks.  Can’t wait to kiss again.

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[winkywanky]

Saying "an 'otel" is far from rough and ready, WW. 

Indeed it's surely that variant that's rather posh?

(I wouldn't have thought anyone says "an hotel" with the H pronounced...)

I guess it could sound similar but my reason for dropping the h would be my lack of upbringing, whereas if you were landed gentry you would indeed say an hotel, including pronouncing the h.

[tynetunnel]

Anyway, the reason I came to this thread was not to comment on diction, but to note that my old friend Anny – with whom this thread began – has now added this to the top line of her profile (the punctuation and capitalisation are mine):

Not many nice people out there.  They want for nothing.  Plz can you not waste my time as I am a busy woman.  Doing cleaning.  Many thanks.  Can’t wait to kiss again.

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I’d be up to a visit to Anny but unfortunately I’m at the opposite end of England 

[tantric talents]

I guess it could sound similar but my reason for dropping the h would be my lack of upbringing, whereas if you were landed gentry you would indeed say an hotel, including pronouncing the h.

Actually I believe the old aristocracy are more likely to follow the French pronunciation and drop the H entirely!

[Vice Admiral]

Actually I believe the old aristocracy are more likely to follow the French pronunciation and drop the H entirely!

You are right, TT, but WW won't be persuaded!

(No-one, whether prince, plutocrat or pleb, says "an hotel", sounding the H...)

[winkywanky]

Perhaps someone trying to sound posh?

What would I know, I is just a pleb, innit?

[Steely Dan]

We are in good company.  it took 18 answers for quora to sort this out:
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Back on topic this one is a bit mad in a good way.  On my 'some day' hotlist:
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[Vice Admiral]

We are in good company.  it took 18 answers for quora to sort this out:
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Good work, SD, finding this link.

I think the contributor to that thread who puts it best and most succinctly is Gouse Mohammed, who writes:
"A hotel: it is the correct usage. An hotel: Also, it is the correct usage, but it is old-fashioned. And, (Tip:) in this word, the letter ‘h’ is silent here."

Incidentally, while we are indeed spending a lot of time off-topic, the decline in prostitution (certainly through Adult Work) has – as discussed elsewhere – become so pronounced that we might as well spend our time discussing the vagaries of the English language.

Renaming the site UK Chuntering, perhaps?

Or is it already that?

[freeze44]

Back on topic this one is a bit mad in a good way.  On my 'some day' hotlist:
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  yes that some profile!  But like you say fair chance this wg be a fun shag!

[Lou2019]

Sadly with that kind of approach she is going to attract the exact opposite of the highlighted client.
Many guys will see venerable and go in for the kill so to speak knowing she is lonely, they will play on that, get some extras and freebies then fuck off to the next venerable girl leaving her in a worse state.

And to clarify I'm not talking the likes of most forum posters here 

Totally agree with you, it’s concerning.

[Private Parts]

yes that some profile!  But like you say fair chance this wg be a fun shag!

Looks good to me.
What’s not to like?
PP 

[freeze44]

Looks good to me.
What’s not to like?
PP 

Agree lots to like! Reckon she would eat some alive!  Got some spunk that one! 

[Watts.E.Dunn]

We are in good company.  it took 18 answers for quora to sort this out:
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Back on topic this one is a bit mad in a good way.  On my 'some day' hotlist:
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Yes odd pricing structure too!

             15 mins  ½ Hour   1 Hour   1½ Hours   2 Hours   3 Hours   4 Hours   Overnight
In Calls   150      150     150            200            250            350           430         1100