Worst Punts.

[Topcat69]

Following on from MarkS69s most memorable punts,I thought maybe we could share our worst punts,if you are not too mentally scarred!!
Mine was about fifteen years ago and it did put me off for quite a while!!
After phoning and confirming a booking from a phone box,thats how long ago it was,I was given the address,it was a council house off Rayleigh Road Hadleigh.The lady advertised in the local paper as Buxom mature erotic massage.We agreed half hour massage and breast relief for £40,seemed a bargain.So I bowl up,parking a street away,lots of curtain twitching so now a bit nervous.Knock on the door,door opens and she is behind it,I hurry in and the door shuts behind me.
Well fuck me Dogzilla is a polite description of her.Fat,ugly about 70 make up running down her face and to cap it all she’s pissed!!On the phone she sounded posh and refined,but that was earlier in the day.Too late to run as I’m shown into the lounge,I sit down and she keeps asking do I want a drink,I decline and ask her to massage my neck,but she whips out these huge tits,and shouts COME ON THESE.So I very quickly wank over her tits,she then insists I have a drink,so to placate her I say yes I give her the forty quid and tell her I was going to get my cigarettes from the car,this really pleased her as she had run out,thank god I shot out of there like a rocket.The neighbours certainly gave me knowing looks as I left,I still get a shiver down my spine when driving down Rayleigh Road!!

[bobbybecker2016]

I remember seeing a girl in the Hadleigh area, must be around 20 years ago, phone box call, newspaper advert.  Almost like blind date in them days, although going away from topic, she did turn out to be as described, late 20's, busty brunette, given directions, was near to the bus garage on the roundabout, had a X painted on the front door.  Turned out to be a decent punt and managed two pops, something I don't think has happened since! Went off to work a happy boy.

Sorry, not a worst punt but the area reminded me.

[MarkS69]

I'd have to say my most recent really bad punt was with Sharon aka sv66. Now this one may upset Fatboy as he had a rather memorable punt with her which he enjoyed. I can only imagine that's because it was an outdoor meet and maybe the wind helped waft the smell away! My review of her is here: https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=216751.0

I started punting when I was 16 after I got my first job and I used to trawl the Southend red light district on foot. I had a few good experiences getting sucked off and fucking some of the girls in alleyways or any quiet place that could be found, but one time I went off with a quite attractive mid 30's brunette. We'd agreed on £20 for OWO, so we found somewhere quiet and she squatted down and sucked me off for what was probably about 15 seconds, before then standing back up and starting to wank me. I said I'd paid for a blowjob and she told me I'd had one and now I had to finish and had two minutes. Now, one of the (many) drawbacks of punting on foot is that you don't really have the option of getting into a loud argument with a street girl, but little did she know that back then two minutes was more than enough time for 16 year old me!

Anyway she wanked me off for a bit longer (nowhere near two minutes) and then said time was up. I wonder to this day if she ever knew that as she turned to walk away I blew my load all over the back of her black skirt...

[the_exile]

Anyway she wanked me off for a bit longer (nowhere near two minutes) and then said time was up. I wonder to this day if she ever knew that as she turned to walk away I blew my load all over the back of her black skirt...

Haha, at least you had a laugh out of it!

I had two dreadful punts at a flat in Hatfield, back in the days where there was another punting site. It had been an OK place but then I had this EE girl who did that thing of putting her hand in the way so I couldn't get inside her properly. When I did get inside I was too big apparently, so ended up wanking to finish myself off - making sure I sent a couple of shots of cum in her direction and making her jump out of the way!

Stupidly I tried another girl there, who was a very hard faced type, English and not very friendly. Got annoyed with me when I didn't get hard after being wanked roughly, obviously was all my fault, she said she had done loads of guys and they never had this problem. Thanks very much! I gave up. Don't think I got any money back but at least I learned my lesson and didn't go back.

I think that was the worst punt I had, although I was pretty disgruntled when on another occasion I had driven a long way to see a girl, was going to be late but couldn't get through to her mobile. When I did get her to answer she said she had made other plans, I was too late. Another low point.

[happyharry]

"English Emma" (aka Strumpet4u, and now advertising as Sensual Strumpet)) was my very worst.

Partly because I thought that she would be a "safe bet" compared to some newly arrived Rom. How wrong can you be.

My review linked below. Worth reading if you've got her on your HL post CV19

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=180816.msg1905156#msg1905156

[MarkS69]

I feel for you, happyharry. I think everyone who punts has had a similar experience at some point in their "career". Some girls are their own worst enemy and if they don't want to actually provide what they offer in their profiles and ads, they should be named and shamed. Much the same way as many WG's will happily name and shame problem punters.

Don't get me wrong, violent or abusive punters should be named and shamed in my view, but some of these girls need to realise that getting paid £120+ an hour is a pretty good job to have. Like anyone else in the working world, if they're too ill or too sore to work, then don't work, but they shouldn't expect someone to give them a large sum of hard earned cash and not provide anything for it. Of course, where this argument falls down is where a WG is being controlled by someone else and is being made to work. It's those pimps that I'd love to spend 10 minutes in a room with...

[Dick Emeroids]

I feel for you, happyharry. I think everyone who punts has had a similar experience at some point in their "career". Some girls are their own worst enemy and if they don't want to actually provide what they offer in their profiles and ads, they should be named and shamed. Much the same way as many WG's will happily name and shame problem punters.

Don't get me wrong, violent or abusive punters should be named and shamed in my view, but some of these girls need to realise that getting paid £120+ an hour is a pretty good job to have. Like anyone else in the working world, if they're too ill or too sore to work, then don't work, but they shouldn't expect someone to give them a large sum of hard earned cash and not provide anything for it. Of course, where this argument falls down is where a WG is being controlled by someone else and is being made to work. It's those pimps that I'd love to spend 10 minutes in a room with...

You started fancying pimps now?
Not a good idea in these troubling times.

[MarkS69]

You started fancying pimps now?
Not a good idea in these troubling times.

Fucking hell, Dick, you are REALLY starting to live up to your name nowadays. Why not try to give some positive input to one of the threads rather than just acting like your name, eh? These threads are intended to be somewhere where people can interact and be social during the lockdown. You're making yourself sound like you're the type of guy who SHOULD be locked indoors on his own.

[happyharry]

Fucking hell, Dick, you are REALLY starting to live up to your name nowadays. Why not try to give some positive input to one of the threads rather than just acting like your name, eh? These threads are intended to be somewhere where people can interact and be social during the lockdown. You're making yourself sound like you're the type of guy who SHOULD be locked indoors on his own.

Dick, I appreciate that it takes all sorts but have to agree with Mark on this one.
Mark, I’m 99% sure that English Emma/Strumpet is a free agent (not that you were suggesting otherwise)

[MarkS69]

Mark, I’m 99% sure that English Emma/Strumpet is a free agent (not that you were suggesting otherwise)

If she's working of her own free will then she definitely needs to reconsider her career choice. I fear for this type of working girl, I really do. It's just a matter of time before some nutter of a punter will turn on her. When you're paying a lot of money for a service, you deserve to get what you pay for.

[myhobby]

About 10-12 years ago I was on a course in Guilford and booked though an agency (Southern Companions?? - cant find them anymore) for a hotel visit at 8pm. By 8.30 was a no show and called, no she was on her way.  Another call, still on her way and at 9:30 a call from reception my guest was here but could not find the room !!  Went and collected her and she was obviously high and not even fully dressed.....even in the corridor she was laying down the rules anout no kissing, no touching........  Within 5 minutes I had paid her in full and she happily walked back to reception, am not sure we made it as far as room.

I had used that agency before with no problems so called and gave them the bad news, that this was one ex-customer who would not be using them again.  Ive had a few meetings that did not quite hit if off, but this was a learning evening - that when the alarms start to go off they are inevitably right. And also showed the value of forums.......

[happyharry]

If she's working of her own free will then she definitely needs to reconsider her career choice. I fear for this type of working girl, I really do. It's just a matter of time before some nutter of a punter will turn on her. When you're paying a lot of money for a service, you deserve to get what you pay for.

Why should she ? 3 punters/day = £360, less costs (say £100) = £260/day
8 hour shift at Tesco (or others) @ £8/hr = £64, less tax and NIC = £60/day
Which would you choose ?
All the time she can get mugs like me through the door, she'll continue.

[Glossop]

A girl who used to go by the name of Chloe in Ipswich. Before I was a member here so no review. Quite short, dark hair and decent sized tits. She looked okay and her AW profile was good so I went ahead.

Possibly the most uninterested punt I have ever had, with regard to her from the off and me from about 10 minutes after realising it.

Handjob Hunnie who I have reviewed is also worth a swerve.  Advertised what I was after but another dreadful experience.

[Mutinyonthecounty]

This is my worst punt, I walked out in the end.....

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=250968.0

[threechilliman]

Not necessarily my worst punt - I can think of two which were worse, but it promised so much and delivered so little and really sticks in my mind. Ticked all the boxes until we got down to business. As I said at the time, your wife will do a better job.

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=67957.msg864960#msg864960

[the_exile]

Possibly the most uninterested punt I have ever had, with regard to her from the off and me from about 10 minutes after realising it.

I had one when the girl was texting while I was fucking her doggystyle! It was when I used to see a WG in Soho, got there and found she wasn't working so went with stand in girl instead - don't think she would get a lot of repeat custom.

[Bogof60]

I had one when the girl was texting while I was fucking her doggystyle! It was when I used to see a WG in Soho, got there and found she wasn't working so went with stand in girl instead - don't think she would get a lot of repeat custom.

I had a Brazilian WG one whose phone rang just as I was about to slip it into her Doggy. She picked up the phone and answered. She turned her head round and smiled at me in a cheeky way so I slipped it in her and started fucking her slowly as she talked.
It was kind of horney.

[Bogof60]

As for Worst Punts

In reverse order.

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Plain and just interested in talking the time away

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Rough as a Badgers arse with a poor attitude.

But the top prize goes to

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Why Oh Why? as there is enough info on here to discourage even a very horney Bogof

All Reviewed on here.

These are the stand out three that left me feeling that I had wasted my money and I suppose the only time I have suffered Punters Remorse 

Like others i have had more Negative punts than these but being the optimist that I am, I have generally been able to walk away thinking "well at least I had a Shag/ Blowie but I don't think I will be returning"

[Johnbean]

15+ years ago got a Norwich phone box number from next to the rail Station. Was first punt doing it this way so phoned and arranged an incall to meet a pretty young brunette. Saw a slutty looking early 20s something going into the block of flats near King street. Thought my luck was in. Couldn’t have been more wrong.
What stood behind the door was what can only be described as Gollum from Lord of the rings. She closed the door and was clearly off her face on something. Being naive I opted for a handjob to get it over with. She sat vacantly wanking me off until I shot over myself at which point I was handed a nappy bag and a pack of wipes. Needless to say I was out of there like a shot. She was already on the phone to her dealer as I let myself out. 🤢

[Foxtail17]

Mine detailed here. The thread includes her current profile.

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=217329.0

[the_exile]

I had a Brazilian WG one whose phone rang just as I was about to slip it into her Doggy. She picked up the phone and answered. She turned her head round and smiled at me in a cheeky way so I slipped it in her and started fucking her slowly as she talked.
It was kind of horney.

Now that could be fun!

Don't mind WGs being quite matter of fact about the sex but it is not much of an experience if the girl comes across as really disinterested.

[Naughtyboyuk]

I had a Brazilian WG one whose phone rang just as I was about to slip it into her Doggy. She picked up the phone and answered. She turned her head round and smiled at me in a cheeky way so I slipped it in her and started fucking her slowly as she talked.
It was kind of horney.

Well done Boggy....hope you made her gasp as you stroked into her...do you think whoever she was talking to knew you were giving her a pounding.?

[Bogof60]

Well done Boggy....hope you made her gasp as you stroked into her...do you think whoever she was talking to knew you were giving her a pounding.?

Don't know if they knew or not but the WG was very hot and apart from the phone thing very good with the oooh baby thing. In fact she was a great punt and it always brings a smile to my face when I think about it.
Almost like the old Essex Girl joke.
How o you know she has cum.
She drops her chips
 

[PeteSmyth]

Over the past 10+ years of punting in Norwich the worst punts without doubt are as follows:

1. Naughty-Olivia-x - External Link/Members Only
2. Miss Carter - External Link/Members Only
3. Mandy_xxx - External Link/Members Only

All three are absolutely dreadful. Inexplicably, all three are still plying their trade in the City despite numerous incarnations. The excellent escorts seem to come and go but the worst ones stick around fleecing unsuspecting punters. That's what I love about this website - poor escorts should be exposed for providing poor service.

[Students Notebook]

Over the past 10+ years of punting in Norwich the worst punts without doubt are as follows:

1. Naughty-Olivia-x - External Link/Members Only
2. Miss Carter - External Link/Members Only
3. Mandy_xxx - External Link/Members Only

All three are absolutely dreadful. Inexplicably, all three are still plying their trade in the City despite numerous incarnations. The excellent escorts seem to come and go but the worst ones stick around fleecing unsuspecting punters. That's what I love about this website - poor escorts should be exposed for providing poor service.

Pete, I can't remember her name but isn't the first one, Olivia,  one of the three who used to live in the same street ?
There was Mandy, Jessica and ???

[Students Notebook]

Over the past 10+ years of punting in Norwich the worst punts without doubt are as follows:

1. Naughty-Olivia-x - External Link/Members Only
2. Miss Carter - External Link/Members Only
3. Mandy_xxx - External Link/Members Only

All three are absolutely dreadful. Inexplicably, all three are still plying their trade in the City despite numerous incarnations. The excellent escorts seem to come and go but the worst ones stick around fleecing unsuspecting punters. That's what I love about this website - poor escorts should be exposed for providing poor service.

A few minutes of research and I've found the name I was looking for.

GEMMA...............is Naughty Olivia the same person ??

[Cash drawers]

You thinking of Gemma xx  ????

[Students Notebook]

Over the past 10+ years of punting in Norwich the worst punts without doubt are as follows:

1. Naughty-Olivia-x - External Link/Members Only
2. Miss Carter - External Link/Members Only
3. Mandy_xxx - External Link/Members Only

All three are absolutely dreadful. Inexplicably, all three are still plying their trade in the City despite numerous incarnations. The excellent escorts seem to come and go but the worst ones stick around fleecing unsuspecting punters. That's what I love about this website - poor escorts should be exposed for providing poor service.

Yes Olivia and Gemma are indeed the same.........https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?msg=2545680

[Students Notebook]

You thinking of Gemma xx  ????

YES.
Same SP.
Thanks.

[Cash drawers]

I never seen her, wanted to but she pissed me about as reviewed. I hate driving, so a City trip is never really going to happen, she states she works a proper job also. That seem to be true, if you do enough trawling on social media!

[PeteSmyth]

Seasoned punters may remember Mandy as Mistress Monroe. Whom, I recall, was offering among her services, punters to be her toilet slave! 

[lvtpunt]

Seasoned punters may remember Mandy as Mistress Monroe. Whom, I recall, was offering among her services, punters to be her toilet slave! 

I know some people are into that kind of thing but for me it's a big nope.

Wasn't my worst punt, so to speak as I walked (more like run), but in my pre ukp days I went to see an sp in cambridge. B&S but she looked ok so I thought I try to make the best of the situation. Upstairs she drops her undies and there is the biggest wart I've ever seen just off to the left of her pussy, fucking thing had a thick black hair curling its way out of it. I grabbed my coat, slipped on my shoes and made some shit excuse. I wonder if she saw the colour drain from my face, I was young, naive and that thing actually frightened me a bit at the time.

[Funtimes6001]

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=276339.0

My review above was for Tina in Bramford near Ipswich.
Didn’t do my research before wasting my time on this one.
Never again.

Laura in Ipswich was nearly as bad mainly because her pictures are decent but she is a heffer

[Bogof60]

I take it you mean this Laura

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If so I can concur she is a heffer