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Offline sparkus

Inspired by discussing in other thread concerning the time I visited a brothel which was clearly someone's place of residence and thus I had to do it while a child's teddies looked on (I otherwise appreciated a decent clean bed)...

I think the weirdest was a quickie at Willesden, usual Polish girl built like a tank, but while several cats were also on the bed and looked at me with weird expressions.  Put me right off that did.

Offline GreyDave

 :hi:  That sounds like a Cat-agoricale .. Cat-astrophe  :D :lol: :P I`ll get me coat :drinks:

Offline Stiltskin

A Romanian punt in Soton. A few minutes into it and I realised there were'nt only other girls in the house, but kids too. When they started running up and down the hallway outside the bedroom I decided it was time to shoot and leave.

Another EE punt in London. Two girls were working from a small flat. The other girl had the bedroom and my girl had the lounge. It was a bit strange shagging her on what loooked like a pull out sofa whilst some old black and white war film was booming away in the background.

Offline puntingpumping1920

Weird Punt for me was when I saw a whore in Thanet for a in-call for a h/h appointment. She drove me home after the appointment and stayed the night
« Last Edit: June 19, 2017, 06:04:23 pm by puntingpumping1920 »
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Offline edinburghman1

Punt in Edinburgh, hot big tit blonde student in around 2008, she arches her back and says just fuck my arse , best time ever!

Offline King_Dong

This one for me:

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=145993.0

From start to finish  that was an adventure I don't want to relive.

Another EE punt in London. Two girls were working from a small flat. The other girl had the bedroom and my girl had the lounge. It was a bit strange shagging her on what loooked like a pull out sofa whilst some old black and white war film was booming away in the background.

Had a similar experience with some Czech girls once but it was a bedroom and kitchen. I literally fucked her bent over the washing machine.
« Last Edit: June 19, 2017, 06:47:27 pm by King_Dong »

Offline TheBerkshirehunt

Incall in a basement flat in Reading a few years ago. Was ushered through the kitchen/living room to the bedroom beyond to do the deed. On my way out an hour later am sure there was another girl lying flat on the sofa trying to hide under a blanket or thin duvet. Was quite convincing with the curtains half drawn and almost looked like a pile of bedding, but for the fact it moved slightly.

I should have invited her to join us....

Offline sparkus

I visited Sara recently near Warren Street, she advertises as La Vie en Rose and girls like Tia off Craigslist work there.  Was a fairly vanilla sensual massage and then some boob play (she has a massive pair, sadly headed south of late) then for the HE part she starts to wax lyrical about a sexual fantasy of her being abused by her teacher in Africa.  Pretty hard to finish during that then after she wipes me up says "Of course, I was just joking, I thought you'd get off on it." Yeah, in a mentally scarring kind of way, I suppose.

Offline stampjones

Very early in my punting career was a regular at a flat in shepherds market. Girl was busy (phone card joint) so maid told me to wait in the room. I opened the door to see the girl being drilled by some old bloke. Quickly closed door and maid apologised. When girl was free went back in and eventually started to do the biz. Half way through the maid. came in and sat in the chair at the end of the room. As soon as I came she fucked off. Very very bizarre, but strangely erotic (the second part anyway)

Offline sparkus

Visiting a sauna, the girl told me to go to 'Room 3' or whatever, I opened the door to find one of the girls being drilled over the massage table by a shaven headed Sergei type in a leather bomber jacket (probably the security).  All the girls laughed and I saw it was a prank (I doubt they'd do that if it was a customer in there).  Was a pity as I then saw my favourite wasn't available.

steviex00

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Punt in Edinburgh, hot big tit blonde student in around 2008, she arches her back and says just fuck my arse , best time ever!
Aren't these the moments we live for?

For me it was a gorgeous French lady called Jessy in MK. This was a few years ago when anal and facials weren't often on the menu, let alone included. But this bootylicious babe was a very notable exception. I'd read in a previous review that she adored RO and I was more than happy to oblige for rather a long time. After her spasms and shuddering, which I took to be a thumbs up (no pun intended) she said that as time is getting short, lets do anal now. I nearly passed out as it was a rare thing for me back then and her ass was amazing. I lasted all of 3 and a half minutes on my knees behind her then she looked me straight in the eyes and sweetly asked "would you like to cum on my face?". Oh my god, would I? Best punt ever, but I never saw her again. I'd pay a lot of money to repeat that experience.

Great thread, by the way. I love to hear about unusual experiences, especially the good ones!

Offline sparkus

A favourite for RO in a TCM did bang my face quite hard during it, these Chinese women do have bony pelvises and it fucking hurt, not to mention did nearly knock out a tooth!

Online Don Quixote

My most surreal punt was also my worst. Here's what I previously wrote about it:

"The worst one was a tourer in Aberdeen a few weeks ago. I can't remember her AW id, and I've unsuccessfully searched AW to see if she still has a profile. She had some good feedback, looked good for her age (supposedly 50) in her profile pics, was only £100 an hour, and supposedly had a good range of services on offer. We only communicated by text until the very last call. The truth was the facial pics had been touched up beyond recognition (her body was still quite good), she was at least 60, spoke almost no English, and was crap in bed. I should have walked but didn't. Her idea of turning me on was to have me stand in front of a full length mirror and rub my cock on it as she stood behind me licking her lips. The last thing I want to see when punting is my own body in all of its glory. I couldn't manage a hard-on, so she near hauled my cock off by the roots trying to wank some life into it. I fucked off with my tail between my legs after about 25 minutes of my hour."




Chiaroscuro54

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Not sure that it counts as surreal, but certainly weird.

Last November, I was in Miami on business, staying at the J W Marriott on Biscayne, where they upgraded me to a very nice suite. Before I flew out I had perused TER (the US equivalent to AW) and made arrangements to meet with a young lady for drinks and debauchery.

We got the first part out of the way and about an hour into the second part of the evening I was deep in her bum when the door to the bedroom opens and a lady from housekeeping walks in with bottled water and fresh towels. I had neglected to put the 'Do Not Disturb" on the suite door and with the bedroom door closed and the considerable noise from my companion, I never heard the maid knock on the outer door; and, as there were no lights on in the living room, she assumed the suite was unoccupied, until she opened the door.

The two ladies exchanged a few words of rapid fire Spanish, the maid disappeared as also did my erection.

Offline Dipper

One that comes to mind is my very first full sex punt.

Now I suppose most have heard of cars on bricks but yes, this took place on a bed on bricks.  :lol:
Didn't detract from a good punt where she left her knee high boots on for me throughout.

Online RogerBoner

I went to meet a Thai girl in Nottingham. The mid-40s maid told me that the girl would arrive soon. I pulled out my stiffie and had a good hour with the maid. Only when I went down did I notice the white thread of a tampon. Do you mind she asked and I didn't. The Thai prozzie walked in whilst we were in reverse 69. It was fun.

Offline Darrenl

A few years back, in Angels in Cardiff, I was shagging a WG when another one popped her head round the door and asked if she had any clean towels. I sort of expected her to apologise when she saw her friend was 'occupied' but they just carried on having a chat for a minute while I froze until it was over. Still seems odd to me that she wasn't the slightest bit fazed talking to her mate when all she could see was me on top (and inside) her. Being British I ended up apologising to the girl for what had happened!


Offline sparkus

I went to meet a Thai girl in Nottingham. The mid-40s maid told me that the girl would arrive soon. I pulled out my stiffie and had a good hour with the maid. Only when I went down did I notice the white thread of a tampon. Do you mind she asked and I didn't. The Thai prozzie walked in whilst we were in reverse 69. It was fun.

Roger, out of image, where is your profile image from?

avalon123

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I was in Pattaya about 7-8 years ago and in a bar someway back from the normal pick up bar areas. I was getting something eat for lunch with a couple of friends. It was a nice quiet bar-restaurant on a quiet side street mainly thai customers and very few tourists. I had been to before they did not mind if you stayed to use their wireless internet provided you paid for a drink every now and again. The food was good even by thai standards and half the price of most other places that catered for tourists. Just up the road from what looked like a legit and high quality Thai only massage place, I noticed a few thai business men going in and out at lunch time. I'd seen them before and around mid afternoon a small group of girls from the massage place in the white Thai massage uniforms came in for a meal (maybe mid afternoon is quiet for business). I paid little attention none of them were particularly attractive and there ages ranged from 30/40's upwards giving further credence to the idea that it was a legit massage place for thai only. I nodded as I usually did and this time one of the girls approached me and in very broken English said they would give proper thai massage to respectful man. I asked how much and the under £10 price further confirmed this was a budget thai legit massage but probably a very good one. So going against the normal advice 'never visit a thai only place' I decided to give it a go. Once inside I realized for sure it was legit by the row of floor mattresses in communal rooms each mattress headed by a massage chair. While none of the others girls spoke English beyond hello and all signage etc was in thai however with the help of posters on the wall we I was offered a full spa type traetment followed by an 8 handed massage. I thought that sounds interesting so I agreed around £50 for 3 hours. Everything was very professional I was washed in a large juccizi type bath, (the girl remained fully clothed) dried robed and escorted to the chair where 3 ladies applied various stuff to my feet face hands etc nails cut and cleaned, my nose and face was treated to pore cleaning using some green gooey stuff that was left to dry while my hands feet and head were massaged independently by 5 ladies (how this qualified as 8 when it was actually 10 hands I noted but ignored). Once the green stuff had dried about 5 mins it was pulled off leaving a slightly stinging sensation but actually felt very refreshing. Not experienced the 'spa' thing only a genuine massage, so it was a great new experience. Having completed that stage I was left on the massage chair but covered in hot towels which were replaced at intervals. By now we were about an hour maybe more into the whole thing and being clearly a professional service I had not reacted in any way except when washed and that had only been momentary. I then moved to the massage mattress on the floor, where 8 hands massaged me for around  an hour or so (it was so enjoyable that I lost all track of time) First on my front then my back, included the back walking (from the oldest therapist who looked about 70) and very very strong massage techniques that gradually evolved as is usual into a relaxing more gentle massage that usually signals the treatment is coming to an end. While I had never had that many hands on me before I expected I would be left alone as usual to lie still for for 10 to 15mins. However what happened next caught me completely and utterly by surprise, Four of girls how can I put this started massaging my fingers and toes with there pussies, while one used hers to massage my face.   

WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW

I had not at any time suspected they had no knickers on as they were wearing the normal knee length white massage overalls. From completely flaccid to rock hard and within a couple of mins I came and it was a massive come, not once did they touch near that region no swipes or anything up to that point not a clue about what was going to happen. I was gentled cleaned by more than a few pairs of hands and gentled massaged until offered to bathe during which not a hint of anything sexual.  Talk about unexpected.

Again WOW WOW WOW


Offline sparkus

Nice one.

Many moons ago there was an East London knocking shop, mostly EE but the odd British girl.  That day I saw the only one working, British and although only 20s she looked like something from another era, big curls, size 14-16 and probably about 38HH, like something from a saucy seaside postcard or something.  Anyhow, after the deed, she started getting out porn mags she'd appeared in (all of the 'Jugz' variety rather than hardcore filth) and tried to sell me a DVD of a film she'd been in.  It turned me on in a way but I also felt a bit grubby as she suddenly come across as extremely thick/low IQ.

Offline suttonporksword

that reminds of a 30 ish latin girl I saw years ago, she had her own porn on in the room, even pointing out the key events like when she took it up the ass! I had fun with her but didn't offer to buy the dvd.

Offline JamesKW

A few years back, in Angels in Cardiff, I was shagging a WG when another one popped her head round the door and asked if she had any clean towels. I sort of expected her to apologise when she saw her friend was 'occupied' but they just carried on having a chat for a minute while I froze until it was over. Still seems odd to me that she wasn't the slightest bit fazed talking to her mate when all she could see was me on top (and inside) her. Being British I ended up apologising to the girl for what had happened!

At parties you get surreal situations all the time,regularly when I am with one girl she is talking to her mate on the bed next to it in Portugese the whole time.A couple of times during the break they have whipped out a birthday cake and we have all sang happy birthday to one of the girls.(this can be really surreal with the multi cultural bunch of punters and girls we have).Once I went in a room and the girl literally snarled at me (most of the other punters were avoiding her)I still went ahead anyway.

Offline The Vicar of Dibley

Booked a girl for an hour and we had agreed a time but whilst driving there she texted to ask to make it an hour later as she was expecting a parcel. Not a problem and I wandered around the shops and had a coffee for a while.
Half an hour into the punt after trying to give me a nuru massage with johnsons baby oil she was riding me cowgirl and theres a knock at the door. She hops off and answers the door / signs for a parcel absolutely glistening with oil.
I couldn't see the courier but heard a bit of a mumbled conversation and realised the courier was female. SP comes back into the room and gets straight back on top with a huge grin on her face.

Heyarnold01

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Not quite a punting experience, but close.  About 10 years ago I was at the G Spot Club in Leicester for a greedy girl night.  Had a great time with two greedy girls and was later chatted up by a couple in their mid 40s.  I was in my mid twenties and I remember the lady as being what you would describe as a 'classy' blonde.  Pencil skirt, tight white blouse and black underwear with hair tied up.  She explained that they wanted someone to take back to their hotel and that they'd chosen me because I was Scottish and she's never had a Scotsman.  We went to the hotel and I spent a very enjoyable hour fucking her every which way around the room. 

The surreal part?  The husband stripped naked and spent the hour standing behind the curtains having a wank.  When she finally was finished with me she sucked him off whilst I got dressed.  By the time I was ready to go he had come in her mouth.  They both bade me farewell and I went on my merry way.

Offline catweazle

Many years ago, went to a long since defunct parlour on Manchester. Sat in the reception/lounge as the only girl working was busy.

About five minutes later the door flies open and in she comes, stark naked, with cum all over her face, tits, belly - everywhere - it was like a scene from a bukkake movie. "Fucking hell,"she said, " he must have been saving that up for a year" she said to the receptionist, who nodded towards me sat opposite. "Oh sorry, didn't know you were here" said the gurl who ran off to the shower.

The copious punter came.through into the lounge for a coffee - a little wizened old man who looked about 80.

Still had a good shag though!

Offline the_exile

Probably the one where I really didn't fancy the woman at all but was bursting for it & when ahead anyway. The sex turned out to be really good but afterwards I was thinking what the hell I was doing there, it was just too seedy.

Offline Jindybandy

Saw a girl in Leeds a few years back. Young, studenty type and her flat was freezing. I'm talking no heating on and she was wearing a jumper for most of it. We eventually got her naked while she wanked me off, but there wasn't much verbal interaction on her part. She just wanked me without talking.  Afterwards, I went to grab a shower (grateful to warm up) in the tiny bathroom that consisted of the small shower cubicle, sink and toilet. Just as I got in the shower the girl opened the door and asked "do you mind if I use the loo". I couldn't really say no - so away she went; sitting there having a piss while I hurriedly cleaned up, facing away to give her privacy. All in complete silence. All very uncomfortable and weird.

Offline Thecunninglinguist

This is a great thread. Thanks to all those who have contributed. Let's have more. (Unfortunately apart from a couple of shit punts mine are very vanilla in comparison)

Jas1975

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This is a great thread. Thanks to all those who have contributed. Let's have more. (Unfortunately apart from a couple of shit punts mine are very vanilla in comparison)

Same for me.  Not had anything really odd yet (thankfully!).

Offline lostandfound

1-2-1, hmm, probably lots of odd situations over the years, but nothing that compares to sex parties. If you want memories you won't forget, that's the way to get them, IMO.

Offline Delfrommem


This was just one big gothic horror b movie of a punt:

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=138187.0

Still sends shudders.

Offline rubric

Just as I got in the shower the girl opened the door and asked "do you mind if I use the loo". I couldn't really say no - so away she went; sitting there having a piss while I hurriedly cleaned up, facing away to give her privacy. All in complete silence. All very uncomfortable and weird.

I had an appointment once with a portugese girl who was incredibly elegant and good looking (think slim latina hottie, with lustrous hair and pouty lips), she was also very affectionate and insisted on sharing a shower with me to end. At one point she walked to the other end of the bath (near the plughole) squatted down and relieved herself, before walking back to kiss me passionately. I did wonder if she would have done the same if we were in a shower cubicle.

Offline GMontag

I visited Sara recently near Warren Street, she advertises as La Vie en Rose and girls like Tia off Craigslist work there.  Was a fairly vanilla sensual massage and then some boob play (she has a massive pair, sadly headed south of late) then for the HE part she starts to wax lyrical about a sexual fantasy of her being abused by her teacher in Africa.  Pretty hard to finish during that then after she wipes me up says "Of course, I was just joking, I thought you'd get off on it." Yeah, in a mentally scarring kind of way, I suppose.
This happened exactly as described when I visited her about 2 years ago! Though I did get full service with her and she was whispering those crazy thoughts in my ear.
My weird moment was also in Sara's place. She runs several girls in the same flat. Rang to arrange a meet with one of them and Sara lets me in. Says the room was being used by another girl and punter. She sets up the living room with a makeshift bed. But she didnt leave. She asks if she can stay there while we do our thing. Not a problem with me. She in on the laptop while Im naked balls in deep wiith the girl. Guess I'm a bit of an exhibitionist as she kept looking over. Finished, dressed and she makes remarks on my "performance". I laughed and left.
Havent been there in a long while

Offline Horizontal pleasures

At one of Cynthis Payne's parties there was a queue for the bedrooms so I found a blanket for padding and we used the bathtub. While we were hard at it more than one person came in for a pee (into the bog not the bath) and they carried on and we carried on.

Offline welshman

This may sound trivial compared to other experiences. I was in a punt with an oriental lady when she stopped mid session to go for a lunch break and then came back. When the WG was away on her break, another lady came in to give me a massage. The WG told me I was not ugly. I found this punt unusual.

Online Carpy

 before I was a member on a member on here and I believed AW I booked a girl. On arrival it was a bait and switch (I learned that the pictures were stolen) and she was built like a tank.

Anyway I decided to go for it as she was pretty cheap, it ok with some good oral and she asked me to fuck here arse after a few positions in the pussy. So in doggy I'm trying to force my cock in her arse and fully concentrating, I remember hearing something and not paying attention. Next minute I get licked in my arse crack... her fucking jack russel had got out of the kitchen and tried to rim me. Safe to say I finished it off quickly and got her to give me a hand job.

Have also had a bed brake when smashing a wg in doggy and her head got stuck between the mattress and side of bed.  :lol:

bigbadbob321

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Anyway I decided to go for it as she was pretty cheap, it ok with some good oral and she asked me to fuck here arse after a few positions in the pussy. So in doggy I'm trying to force my cock in her arse and fully concentrating, I remember hearing something and not paying attention. Next minute I get licked in my arse crack... her fucking jack russel had got out of the kitchen and tried to rim me. Safe to say I finished it off quickly and got her to give me a hand job.
:lol: Well that made me spit my coffee all over my keyboard!

Offline unitedfuture

It was an SA punt.  Taiwanese girl travelling from Australia.  She kept going back and forth to the kitchen to check on her little dumplings she made between switching positions....  Offered me some too.... Day later she offered to drop some off to my workplace as I mentioned I dont eat during lunch...!

Offline Kenaldo

About 6 years ago I had a meet with KC Ryder (she was a different name at the time) and she gave me a BJ in an upstairs bedroom in some shit hole in Birkenhead.

After we'd finished she said you'll have to wait to leave a couple of minutes as my mates downstairs doing another punter unless you want to walk past them in the front room!

So she let me suck her tits for about 5 minutes and then I said I'd defo have to go.

They were still at it downstairs and so I decided to man up and walk behind them as Cheekykat 87 was sitting on some guys cock and bouncing up and down.

To be fair he must have heard me but kept his back to me thankfully and she was facing me!

Embarrassed as fuck I sneaked behind them and she then shouts 'see you soon babe' blows me a kiss and then goes back to moaning!

I let myself out and legged it to the car. Went back though the following week.

Those two worked together quite a bit till they fell out and it was always a little surreal.

Another time I was getting a BJ of Cheeky Kat when KC popped her head round the door, walked in grabbed hold of my cock and sucked me for about 10 seconds and then fucks off again.

Never a dull moment with those two.

Offline wirehair

Good few years ago - a flat in Edinburgh. I'd booked a second go with a studenty type. Arrived to be let in by a very black African lady with very big tits. She led me into the sitting room and said that the girl I was there to see was unexpectedly busy but if I wanted to wait she'd be free in 15 mins. So I took a seat and the woman came and sat next to me and said she'd take care of me if I was interested, all the time fondling my by now very hard cock. I thought - what the hell - and Bj followed on the sofa then she said lets shag and put a cushion on the floor and away we went. While I was pumping away who should come in but the girl I'd originally booked who said "don't mind me I'm just getting a drink" and did just that. She said "I guess you won't need me now then" and went back to her other client  :unknown: By them I'd come and was spent. First and only time with an African woman and must say it was good! Plus she didnt charge me!! :dance:

jon84

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I was arranged a meet with a new girl working in my area for 8pm on a Saturday night
However I forgot that I had a wedding party to go to, so I txt her and said I can't make it any more

She then suggested meeting at 130 for an hour instead. As I was driving to the party, I thought that would be grand

So I Rick up the the hotel at 130, and outside is about 200 school teenagers just out of a formal, all dolled up and extremely drunk

The hotel had bouncers on he door, and weren't letting anyone into the hotel, but I used all my blagging skills to convince him I was staying the night and wasn't a teenage tearaway.

Anyway, got to the hotel room and met a really attractive escort. So got chatting, and she said it was her first night escorting, and I was her fifth guy. She also said I was the most attractive one she'd met, and that I could stay as long as I wanted. Ended up  staying for 5 hours having fun with this girl, cumming three times (a record for me) and making her cum at least twice (could feel her juices running down my cock)
I gave her her loads of advice on being an escort, and told stories of me meeting other girls.
I ended up home at 630am
Wife home from work at 730am to kick me out of bed so she could sleep
Well worth it


Offline sparkus

One that just came to mind on account of other thread about walking...

Again, a decade ago and again near Stratford/Maryland - that year, cards appeared all over East London in newsagents windows (usually near tube stations) advertising the services of a busty black mature woman.  I duly rang the number and she sounded quite nice, if not a bit OTT with the 'What's your fantasy?'

Went to the grotty council flat and what happened next was definitely neither my fantasy nor what I imagined would be on the cards.  Was asked to lift her from her wheelchair and assist her in the shower.  We tried sex but it just wasn't happening as I couldn't mount her for fear of doing more damage.  In the end (as I didn't want to just walk away on those grounds) I agreed to wank off while she watched as she said it 'turned her on'.

It seems she was a disabled illegal immigrant (South African, former nurse) who'd had a car crash and became paralysed.  Naturally going on the game and getting her sister (she said) to plonk cards around was the only way she could subsist.  I paid the £40 agreed and felt grim as fuck afterwards.

I saw the cards around for years after and actually rang a different worded one ('Big black chest for sale') but made my excuses when I heard who it was.  There was more than one overstaying South African former nurse on the game in North London as I met a rather chunky one on AW who used a fake pic to get me there (still emptied myself into the porky granny though).
« Last Edit: July 29, 2017, 02:35:53 pm by sparkus »

Offline tazz

Mines slightly different, went to see an Essex girl who was the spittle image of a married women I worked with for an second punt.  We got delayed by 5 mins as there were problems with the entry system in the serviced flat so she had to come to the main door. I'd arranged a 45 minute session and took the fed out, she counted it and to my amazement hands £30 back. Thought she can only do 30 minutes but no she did 45 minutes and would have extended it. She had a sex party arranged for later so needed prepare for it. She left the flat with me as she was off to waitrose which I've never experienced.  I ditched her when we got to the main entrance as she started chatting to other people about the entry system.

buster352

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An incall last year, we sat in her lounge drinking wine and watching tv.  She was very chatty and slow to move things on so I ended up doing her over the sofa whilst watching Countdown.  Quite surreal but enjoyable.  Have never watched the programme since without thinking about it.

YidArmy

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An incall last year, we sat in her lounge drinking wine and watching tv.  She was very chatty and slow to move things on so I ended up doing her over the sofa whilst watching Countdown.  Quite surreal but enjoyable.  Have never watched the programme since without thinking about it.

Nice. You could pretend you were doing Rachel Riley (as many of us have done).  :D

steviex00

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The WG told me I was not ugly.

Definitely never happened to me!

Offline sireel

Katy77 in Nottingham, with her parrot increasingly squawking its head off, along with the noisy knackered bed, and the stench of (her) last night's booze

mrpeterman

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Many moons ago, I picked up a black bird from wolves Rld area, she knew a place and started sucking my cock, at the time my car was not the biggest (allgreo) I think, so she says fuck me over the bonnet, which I proceeded to do, she is spreadeagked across the hood of my car both mish and standing doggie, eventually cum and came buckets, drive past there most weeks certainly when go to footie, and the road now is major student union halls of residence and as I walk past there I think of that black bird totally spread across my car bonnet demanding I fuck her black pussy

Offline shagmore

Most surreal was a WG from AW (not on anymore otherwise would have provided link) Was a Hungarian working out of a house in Crawley. Turned up and knocked on door, she opened it with dressing gown on, asks me in and says to leave shoes by the door.
Had a glance round and appeared like family was in the living room, and nosies coming from kitchen.
Says to follow her upstairs, which is quite difficult when a stena stair lift is taking up most of the space.
Into her bed room, light on, curtains closed, as is windows, and it was a hot day. The room was like an oven and this was before we started.
Get down to business and can hear kids voices from outside of room, thinking this is weird. But as the song goes "Carry on regardless"
By this time sweating like being in a sauna, both of us dripping.
Finish off, clean up and can't wait to get outside for some fresh air,
At door whilst putting on shoes, what appears to be mother walk past, mumbles hello on Hungarian and goes up stairs on said stair lift.
As I walk out the door, I think wtf has just happened.
She was a fit lass (the wg not the mother) and a good shag, but weird was not the right word
She dropped her profile on AW about 3 weeks later, as when I was back down in the area thought would see who was available.



Offline hw189

Similar experiences to some posts here.....

As per OP's post, except I had the lady's dogs on the same bed looking at me whilst I was banging her away.

Also, as per another post up thread, I was once banging away a Romanian prossie who wasn't much to look at (facially anyway) or very good at giving me service. Had a good body though - a typical Romanian. Luckily, she had her Romanian news channel playing on the TV at the same time and I found the female Romanian newscaster fit as fuck to look at, with gorgeous piercing eyes; My god, I couldn't keep my eyes off her, I think even the prossie realised this as I was looking away from her for most of the time whilst fondling and groping her body. Luckily, I managed to shift the prossie's body onto the wrong side of the bed so that I could keep my focus on the gorgeous Romanian newscaster whilst humping her. This just made my experience so much better (otherwise would have been a shit punt).