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The Banger

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Paris...Paris...Paris...

Where do I start with you and where do I end?

Location: Canary Wharf, London
Duration: 1 Hour
Fee: £150
Rating: 10+/10

First of all, allow me to make note of the fact that I have been registered on this forum for some time now, however, I have very scarcely made use of it (therefore explaining why I do not have any previous posts associated with my account), although at the same time I cannot deny the fact that I have benefited from some of the discussions that have been had on this forum by the respectable members, not least about Paris whom I came across for the first time by reading her glowing reviews by those favoured by fortune to have experienced her services prior to my encounter with her. Thus, I owe the members of this forum my heartfelt gratitude for having paved the way to a girl who, as you shall see in what follows, has been nothing short of the most glowing and mesmerizing sexual encounter I have ever had!

Now, I know Paris's record on this forum speaks for itself but after recent fiascoes with the account hijack and what not, I guess it won't do any harm for me to write a short review elucidating on the fact that the Paris that greets the clients who walk through her doors now is not only the authentic original but perhaps one of the most, if not the most, sensational sexual experience that could ever be hoped for, with a stunning, fit, toned, athletic, young and delectable damsel (the adjectival list does not cease there but for the sake of brevity I shall) in the entire UK let alone London.

I know from having read the reviews that I did read prior to finding Paris that many of the members are not too keen on excessive praise of anyone and that there are many technical terms that have been allocated to describe such a punter ("fluffy" is the only one that springs to mind at the moment), however, I'm regretful for the fact that you guys will just have to bear with me on that issue since, no matter what I write, I will not be able to grant Paris the right that she has earned for gifting me the greatest sexual encounters of my life.

This is not a review of one specific encounter but a general overview, the result of numerous sessions with a girl who is too rightly described as a scintillating seductive minx who is possibly one of the only few girls in this trade who truly enjoys her profession and "gets a kick out of it." Paris initially caught my eye - again, thanks to you guys on this forum - over a year ago when I was searching for a fit, sexy (English) girl who does at the very least DFK (and when I say that I mean DDFK with extra emphasis on the deep) and OWO and multiple ejaculations in an hour session that does not span into the £200/300+ etc. band but, unfortunately, I was compelled to wait for an entire year until I finally got to feast upon the sublime delicacy that Paris is, due to the infamous hijack of her AW account.

However, when I finally walked through the doors earlier this year and entered the more than adequate room in a well-known budget hotel just off the A13 in Canary Wharf...well...all I can say is; Boy was it worth the long wait!!!! I'm not going to go into any lengthy descriptions about any specific aspect of Paris or her sublime service because I can tell that many readers will already be irritated by the direction that this review has taken and its length but I will say that there is not another single girl in all of AW (and you'd be very very hard pressed to find one on the streets of the UK) who is such an enchantingly prepossessing sight: she's what one would refer to as a "smashing knockout," a temple of a body with everything just the right size and not even a quarter ounce of fat anywhere on her entire body, from head to toe! In fact, just running one's fingers through her soft, smooth silky skin (and it's not a cliche, her skin is actually like that!), along her arms, down her back and across her flat, toned stomach whilst she has you in her arms, kissing you, gets the pulse rocketing (if it had only been racing by just her captivating beauty).

And talking about her kissing...well, an entire voluminous book could be written in praise of it and it still wouldn't even touch upon the rapturous bliss that it actually is - and that is a huge understatement! For me personally, this is the crème de la crème of her services without a shadow of a doubt for indeed, amongst many other reasons, a prominent one being that there are only a very small handful of girls who will provide this service properly with complete willingness and enthusiasm and with plentiful skill but none that I know of can provide it to the level that Paris does, combined with the super-model looks that Paris is blessed with. Absolutely no one. Period.
DFK is probably the most important service I look for when paying good money for a hook-up and when I say DFK, I mean deep, deep, deep, and then some more super-deep French kissing for prolonged periods of time (especially prior to the first shot since that is when the most pleasure is experienced) with tongues licking and sucking each other and just going at each other like their lives depend upon it, producing a saliva cocktail that you couldn't buy anywhere else with all the world's treasures! Now, Paris is the Queen of DFK by my account and could teach this art as a six year course at Oxbridge she's that good at it and the cocktail containing her saliva in it...well... :drinks:. There's no words for it! Don't worry though if you prefer something a bit more toned down. A girl who can go to these heights surely won't have any problems notching it down slightly at your request and going softer, whereas a girl who reaches her maximum ability at the lower end of the scale...well that's a problem 'cause she won't be able to hit the heights even if you wanted her to.
Paris' luscious lips are neither oversized to ghastly proportions like with some others nor so inexistent that when you wish to give the tongues a break you can't find them! Rather, they are just perfectly plump and scintillatingly smooth such that the slightest contact from them sends ones' blood gushing down to the main man down there, as one admires, with the closest proximity, the phenomenal work of art that is her sweet young face, whilst at the same time diving in to suck a tongue that produces its own seraphic intoxicant for your drinking pleasure! Pure ecstasy. 

She's just as good with her lips and tongue throughout the rest of the body, sending one into euphoria with her sensual kisses around your neck and chest, working her way slowly down to the pubic region, kissing carefully down there, going for a teasing lick or two of the penis, then sucking the balls (and boy does she know how to suck your balls...plus, merely the sight of such a breathtakingly beautiful face having her lips wrapped round your balls and then your cock is enough to warrant throwing aside everything else to go see her, believe me on that)! Her wet, sloppy, saliva-filled blowjob is a ravishingly irresistible treat that is impossible to last long in as she is an expert in every technique; if you like deepthroat she can ravage the whole thing right to the roots and gag all over it, yet maintain her stunning facial composure and its unwavering beauty.

This girl just amazes me.

The only thing I could mention though, and that's if I'm searching for a needle in a haystack, is the fact that she does not provide CIM (and she's very clear about that to be fair to her and it is not mentioned on her like's list so it's not like you would go there expecting it). However, that is one service I like availing myself of usually and it's really a shame one cannot have that 20/10 face with its mouth wrapped around ones' cock as every last drop is released into her blissful mouth!!! :angelgirl: Damn, that would be something else!!! But, it's totally her prerogative and she has every right to refrain from providing it if she does not enjoy it; the rest of her services undoubtedly do make up for this and then go some extra miles further as well!

Penetrative sex with Paris is nothing short of scintillating and the positions that we've tried together, Paris has not the slightest shortcomings in any of them, rather she excels further and further in each different position we try. She's extremely energetic during cowgirl, grinding left and right then jumping up and down on you without repose until you reach that inevitable climax. At doggy, again she lacks not a single iota of energy nor enthusiasm, egging you on with just the perfect noises and oh what a sight that arse is!!!  :wacko: :wacko: :wacko: Trust me you would never be able to get enough of that. Plus, I think doggy is also her favourite position, if I remember correctly. My personal favourite however, although it is incredibly difficult to choose one with her, has got to be missionary; shagging a girl this beautiful, one has to get as close to her face and take advantage of its benefits whilst penetrating her and Oh if only I had the words to describe how celestial the sensations are when one is going in and out of a 10/10 absolutely perfect stunner in every sense of the word, whilst she is enthusiastically kissing and licking your neck at the same time, and then having her suck your tongue into her mouth like a vacuum  and pasting it with her saliva as you finally release the load in missionary, whilst she has your tongue in a powerful grip in her mouth........  :wacko: :wacko: :wacko: :wacko: :wacko: :wacko: :wacko: I'm done! Those few unearthly seconds in themselves justify every last penny; trust me you gotta taste it to know it! After that, you feel like you have achieved the pinnacle of sexual pleasure in life and satisfied yourself to your hearts' content and that from now on you can easily adopt a life of celibacy  :D :D :rolleyes:

There's an infinite amount of other things I could mention here like how she is always immaculately dressed in the best Victorias' Secrets and how she always smells and tastes blissful EVERYWHERE and how great her massage is and how arousing her lapdance is along with how great she is to converse with throughout the time period you are with her and how she manages her time, never over-booking clients and never ever ever clock-watching and how she is the definition of considerateness (even if you show up later than the time you had booked for due to unforeseen circumstances) but I think I've already taken the piss with the length of this review (and I sincerely am sorry for that but I had to let it all out).

In conclusion, yes, maybe you could find each of these services individually performed to a more than satisfactory degree by different escorts but to find all the aforementioned qualities combined in one girl who is then so pretty she could put more than a handful of supermodels to shame and after all of that she is a 100% pure English girl with a gorgeous voice...well...where the hell can you find another one of those????  I've only seen her 4/5 times within the past couple of months and that's a lot by my standards but I'll be honest with you; if she wasn't at such a high end of the fees' scale (at least by my standards), then I would have seen her at least twice the number of times by now. I understand that she has been around for quite some time but you would never know that by looking at her; her face is as fresh as a 18 year old teenage girls' and her body toned to the limit.

If there ever was a possibility for one of these girls to be a "full package" (possibly minus the lack of CIM on a personal basis and anal for those who are into that - it shouldn't really be a problem though because her other pleasure hole is incredibly warm and welcoming to her guests ;) ;)) then it absolutely has to has to has to be Paris, without a shadow of a doubt in my mind! I just cannot imagine someone else combining such spectacularly stunning looks and a figure with such staggeringly sublime services and extraordinary enthusiasm in pleasing a client!!!

You simply have to experience it to know that such a thing actually exists: there's no other way around it.

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P.S. Crikey this is even longer than I feared it would be, and I've tried to restrain myself! I'm sorry for this guys.

tristen92

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Suspicious for a first review being quite this fluffy. Apologies if you're genuine but that's how it comes across

Offline Brazilian Martian

I just skimmed through the first few paragraphs it does come across as fluffy imho and its quite long like war and peace novel.  :hi:

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Didn't read lol


Does a review ever need to be that long? Unless your a fluffy

Offline Bassman

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I guess it won't do any harm for me to write a short review
Lies all lies!

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o bear with me on that issue since, no matter what I write, I will not be able to grant Paris the right that she has earned for gifting me the greatest sexual encounters of my life.
So it was a gift apparently.

Stopped reading from there. I really don't understand how people turn fluffy/white knight.

Offline claretandblue

West8 acolyte... terrifying  :thumbsdown:
Westie added humour into his tales ,the banger (surely the fluffy would have been more appropriate) is a pale imitation

Online dubhcarr

a review this long IMO is not helpful to me as I want to know services and attitude. Pretty girl she may be and well reviewed (AW means nothing) but she is expensive with no CIM or anal. thanks but no thanks..... :thumbsdown:

Offline PLeisure

Westie added humour into his tales ,the banger (surely the fluffy would have been more appropriate) is a pale imitation
Precisely - W8 loved his elevated cultural references, etc. This muppet probably got kicked out of W8's first year exams for the course he's now running on How to Write the Perfect UKP Review.

Yeboahsleftfoot

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Phew, very pleased I haven't had breakfast yet.... give the fella a break, he had an encounter with a damsel who describes herself as a petite courtesan who has an expression that borders on stroppy, works out of a budget hotel and offers PSE with no anal, CIM or facial, but she kisses like a champ. That sound you hear is Barbara Cartland spinning in her grave....

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Offline od13218

Snore. What a pile of fluffy bollocks. Obviously suffering from EAS which makes this kind of review meaningless. Couldn't wade through all the superlatives but if it didn't end with "treat her well" I'd be amazed...

Yeboahsleftfoot

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Christ on a bike.

The OP never mentioned the lord or any form of transportation hendrix, he was too transfixed lip locking before feasting on the Parisian lady garden until she put his sword into a scabbard and he thrust it manfully until he seeded, then withdrew, she cleaned up using a napkin made of exquisite Belgian lace dipped in asses milk.

Online dubhcarr

The OP never mentioned the lord or any form of transportation hendrix, he was too transfixed lip locking before feasting on the Parisian lady garden until she put his sword into a scabbard and he thrust it manfully until he seeded, then withdrew, she cleaned up using a napkin made of exquisite Belgian lace dipped in asses milk.

Great anicdote do I take it you've been there too? :lol:

Offline SamLP

9 out of the 10 posts the OP has contributed to UKP in over a year have been about the WG in question.
One of the fluffiest reviews I've read in a while, although a poor mans West8 as has been pointed out.

Offline hendrix

The OP never mentioned the lord or any form of transportation hendrix, he was too transfixed lip locking before feasting on the Parisian lady garden until she put his sword into a scabbard and he thrust it manfully until he seeded, then withdrew, she cleaned up using a napkin made of exquisite Belgian lace dipped in asses milk.

To be honest, I stopped reading when I realised she doesn't allow pissing up her arse.

Persie

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Mills and boon will be interested in you  :hi:


vw

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Westie added humour into his tales ,the banger (surely the fluffy would have been more appropriate) is a pale imitation

Similar use of emojis to ramrodronnie.  Maybe the love child ofor the 2

Offline PLeisure

To be honest, I stopped reading when I realised she doesn't allow pissing up her arse.
:lol: :D :lol: Right?? Talk about party pooper......  :sarcastic:

9 out of the 10 posts the OP has contributed to UKP in over a year have been about the WG in question.
Also noticed this. Sleeper cell?
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One of the fluffiest reviews I've read in a while

A new standard has been set...  :rolleyes:

Offline undercoverpunter

I've seen this lady but this review makes me nauseous  :vomit: :vomit: :vomit:

Offline PLeisure

I've seen this lady but this review makes me nauseous  :vomit: :vomit: :vomit:
I'd really like to know what the WG thinks of the review...  :unknown:
Despite the OP's unbridled enthusiasm, borderline EAS-crash victim, these OTT reviews are not always appreciated by the girls. In this instance, it's putting more people off visiting her  :timeout:

Offline claretandblue

In this instance, it's putting more people off visiting her  :timeout:
Probably his intention, wants her all to himself  :lol:

vw

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Probably his intention, wants her all to himself  :lol:

He will.have competition with that raylondoner who appears to have that role.

ClarkeOfTheCourse

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9 out of the 10 posts the OP has contributed to UKP in over a year have been about the WG in question.
One of the fluffiest reviews I've read in a while, although a poor mans West8 as has been pointed out.

At best a fluffy cheerleader, at worst a tout or pimp. Either way, not wanted or needed.

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Offline morganstar

'Penetrative sex with Paris is nothing short of scintillating and the positions that we've tried together, Paris has not the slightest shortcomings in any of them, rather she excels further and further in each different position we try'

Are we sure the majority of this review has not been directly lifted from a Mills & Boon novel...

Offline MrMatrix

Jeezzz, wake me up when you get to the end please. :timeout:
Think the OP is in love. She does have good reviews though.

Offline JamesRockford

I read this review as soon as it was published - fell into a deep sleep into my porridge bowl - and when I woke again late I was for work.

Online dubhcarr

interesting the OP Mr B hasn't come back at all....just lit the fluffy firework and stood back....I still think she looks overpriced for a vanilla shag...is it just me??... :unknown:

Offline hendrix

Knowing how well this pile of bollocks would go down on UKP, it's almost as if the OP is trolling us :D

Offline PLeisure

interesting the OP Mr B hasn't come back at all....just lit the fluffy firework and stood back....
Well, given he posted it at 4am, that's understandable. He's probably deep in slumberland, dreaming of his bae - the one he pays so that he can write this fluffy shit

Online dubhcarr

yeh as one SP told me she is madly in love with everyone.. perfect GFE FOR THE PAID TIME.. :angelgirl:....then the next...and the next....GET REAL OP!....

Yeboahsleftfoot

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yeh as one SP told me she is madly in love with everyone.. perfect GFE FOR THE PAID TIME.. :angelgirl:....then the next...and the next....GET REAL OP!....

Harsh but true, next you know she'll be sucking cock in the alley behind Stringfellas [sic]

Offline hendrix

Harsh but true, next you know she'll be sucking cock in the alley behind Stringfellas [sic]

To be fair, I couldn't get a day room.

Offline cueball

Paris...Paris...Paris...

Where do I start with you and where do I end?



That's where it ended for me

Online RedKettle

That must of taken longer to write than the punt lasted.

He must know how this will end... 

Badly, just like his relationship with the WG.


fredpunter

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To be honest, I stopped reading when I realised she doesn't allow pissing up her arse.

Is that how you make the ass milk someone referred to?

vw

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That must of taken longer to write than the punt lasted.

He must know how this will end... 

I imagine he will be sent to sherwood to white knight training school.   :lol:

Offline cueball

I imagine he will be sent to sherwood to white knight training school.   :lol:

 :lol: :lol: :lol:

Offline CatBBW

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This isn't a review. This is a general description of the lady and her services. With lots of flowery prose and adjectives.

I say this should be moved to the London Regional Punting section.


PS: my pancreas hurts.

Offline CatBBW

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Paris...Paris...Paris...

Where do I start with you and where do I end?


Reminded me of:

"Oh Neil, Neil, Orange Peel,
If only I could see you again!"


(c) Rik Mayall, The Young Ones  :D

Offline Azucar D Artagnan

I just skimmed through the first few paragraphs it does come across as fluffy imho and its quite long like war and peace novel.  :hi:

+1  :hi:

The absolute pinnacle of Bullshit  :scare:

vw

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+1  :hi:

The absolute pinnacle of Bullshit  :scare:

Imagine to counteract this bad behaviour

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=58856.0

Shocked her other tout raylondoner hasn't posted on his loves thread. N :kissgirl: :kissgirl: :rose: :unknown:

raylondoner

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He will.have competition with that raylondoner who appears to have that role.

You called?

Allow me to explain - apologies for delay but I have a day job too!

Paris is a WG and has her own career and she is great at it, with countless reviews to support this.

I have my own career too, and never the twain, etc..........

I've known Paris a long time and we are good friends and may meet socially (not sexually) sometimes, but I respect that she has a business to run so none of this mates rates or special deals bollocks apply - I don't give discounts in my business and don't expect from WGs either.

So, to summarise, if somebody wants to make Paris his number one or one and only, it's up to him, but please understand the game!  :hi:

« Last Edit: September 05, 2016, 06:04:20 pm by raylondoner »

vw

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You called?

Allow me to explain - apologies for delay but I have a day job too!

Paris is a WG and has her own career and she is great at it, with countless reviews to support this.

I have my own career too, and never the twain, etc..........

I've known Paris a long time and we are good friends and may meet socially (not sexually) sometimes, but I respect that she has a business to run so none of this mates rates or special deals bollocks apply - I don't give discounts in my business and don't expect from WGs either.

So, to summarise, if somebody wants to make Paris his number one or one and only, it's up to him, but please understand the game!  :hi:

Yes your game is touting.

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=58856.0

Offline Cuntminion

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I'm not going to chew over who wrote the fucking thing genuine punter, whatever

The most worrying thing is there is someone, anyone in 2016 that could pen to paper so much bollocks under any circumstances

Dark days indeed

raylondoner

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Yes your game is touting.

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=58856.0

I respect your opinion, complete bollocks, but that's your democratic right!  :hi: