External Link/Members OnlyDo NOT visit this lady if you value your life!
Went to see her a month ago, kept me waiting outside for 25 minutes after my allotted time as she was still getting ready, I have a feeling she had double booked. Started having a go at me, for turning up early and not letting her know that I was outside and just went off on a crazy rampage! This should have been a sign for me to leave, but nonetheless dick brain was thinking and decided to stay. Further 15 minutes in she text to say she had spilled something on the floor and had to clean up etc etc.
Eventually I got inside, and her place is an absolute tip. Bursting at the seams with all of her stuff, and just really dirty - and before I have even showered she has the audacity to ask me raise my arms so she can smell my armpits, never had this done before! Either way, get inside the shower and it gets from shit to worse, her bathroom is disgusting, worse than her bedroom, just in a really bad state and really messy - shower hardly works as well.
Onto the bed to be what I thought would save this punt, but her mattress literally has springs right on the surface, you can feel them as you sit, lie, kneel on it - most uncomfortable thing ever. She probably doesn't feel it cos she has so many layers of fat to insulate herself from it. This brings me onto my next point, her photos are very carefully taken and from angles that hide her true body. She is huge! She is fat and even has fat fingers, her arse is definitely massive I will give her that, but the rest of her is so huge and lumpy its actually quite off putting. Tits are small relative to her overall size so nothing too great there either. Being a lover of DATY, I work myself down the beached whale on her back, and work my way through the fat pussy lips to get to her vagina. No sense of hygiene, and clearly not showered as it stank. Not of anything untowards like I have previously experienced, but just from her juices being there all day, and it was not pleasant. Either way went in for the dive, and she keeps moving around as you lick her out, almost as if she trying not to cum. After about 10 minutes of this, I was annoyed to the point where I just wanted to pop and leave. Got her on her knees on the edge of the bed, with her bed frame digging into my knees, a few minutes of doggy where she arches her back so as not to allow full penetration and then pop in the rubber and that was it! She examined the cum in the rubber quite closely which also a bit weird and then I literally got dressed and was out the door in no less than 3 minutes.
She can talk for the world, but so much random shite. Says she hates men, and thinks we are all scum. Definitely would not recommend nor would I go again. If she lost a few stones and sorted her bipolar issue out she might be puntable.