Warning! Don't read if you're into hygiene: a really filthy, funny lady returns

[Colston36]

Napoleon used to write to Josephine: "Back in three days. Don't wash."

I'm devout coward, but I too love the reek of unwashed cunt. Three years or more ago I used to get that - and a great deal more too filthy and imaginative to talk about in this respectable forum - from a girl called Kali on AW.

She suddenly disappeared, having been outed by some twat to her parents, but now she's back, though not yet on AW as they seem to be dragging their feet.

I saw her two nights ago in her car on the Downs in Bristol. She's a voluptuous creature, nice face, good company. We had a glorious time in the the back of her smallish car ... with,  believe it or not, her amiable Rottweiler in the front.

She hadn't washed for three days. I was in heaven for half an hour. I'll see her again in a few days. She comes up with THE most imaginative ideas. I'm thinking about three-somes.

That's it, folks!

[hamchang]

Oh jaysus


 

[bdyno]

Is not washing a service she does on request?

I'd hope she's normally hygienic for those who have different standards?

[Colston36]

Oh jaysus


 

Can't you read the simple words Don't read?

[Colston36]

Is not washing a service she does on request?

I'd hope she's normally hygienic for those who have different standards?

Oh, I'm sure she does. I imagine Josephine did too. She is very quiet but highly intelligent and extremely imaginative.

[Bristolboy]

Sounds proper filthy! Nice one

[Lewis]

Can't you read the simple words Don't read?

Don’t inhale either.

[princerico]

You can get a similar aroma in Asda Bedminster to be fair.

[tigerbiker]

I know what you mean. - there are pussy smells that I find quite an aphrodisiac.


They are difficult to descibe:

*Not fishy

*Not stale piss

*Not sweaty anus


They are  musky disco vagina with a hint of seaweed

[Mil 34]

I hope the threesome doesn’t involve the Rottweiler   

I couldn’t think of nothing worse than the stink from an unwashed snatch, but each to their own, if you enjoy it then crack on 

[scutty brown]

Colston
Have you just outed her again? I'm guessing, but I would assume that to avoid more parent problems she would have returned under a new name. You've just scuppered any chance of that by announcing her return

[MrMatrix]

I hope the threesome doesn’t involve the Rottweiler   

I couldn’t think of nothing worse than the stink from an unwashed snatch, but each to their own, if you enjoy it then crack on 

Couldnt agree with you more Mil........

[Stiltskin]

Can't you read the simple words Don't read?

"Warning! Don't read", makes me want to read. It's human nature

[Colston36]

Is not washing a service she does on request?

I'd hope she's normally hygienic for those who have different standards?

Oh, I guess  she's like all good providers: give the punters what they want. I just happen to like her like that. It's all to do with pheromones I believe.

[Colston36]

"Warning! Don't read", makes me want to read. It's human nature

I suspect you're right. But people shouldn't complain after they've ignored the warning.

[Colston36]

Colston
Have you just outed her again? I'm guessing, but I would assume that to avoid more parent problems she would have returned under a new name. You've just scuppered any chance of that by announcing her return

Not really. She is not yet on AW. And her parents never knew what name she went under anyhow.

[Colston36]

I know what you mean. - there are pussy smells that I find quite an aphrodisiac.


They are difficult to descibe:

*Not fishy

*Not stale piss

*Not sweaty anus


They are  musky disco vagina with a hint of seaweed

I think that's fairly accurate.

[Colston36]

I hope the threesome doesn’t involve the Rottweiler   

I couldn’t think of nothing worse than the stink from an unwashed snatch, but each to their own, if you enjoy it then crack on 

Actually the hound in question (to my surprise after all the preconceptions about Rottweilers) was very tame indeed. And of course not involved in any nonsense. As a side note many years ago I lived with a retired lady of the night who had a white poodle rather fittingly called Babette that used to insist on lying on the pillow next to me.

[Colston36]

You can get a similar aroma in Asda Bedminster to be fair.

Having followed your antics, Principe, I  daren't think of all the aromas you've been exposed to.

[licky]

Colston
Have you just outed her again? I'm guessing, but I would assume that to avoid more parent problems she would have returned under a new name. You've just scuppered any chance of that by announcing her return

And i doubt if her parents read this forum.

[Colston36]

And i doubt if her parents read this forum.

No chance. They've moved away anyhow.

[Circusboy]

Nice one.

You definitely have a niche likes list and it’s great that girls accommodate your fetish, and most of all of our fetishes!

[vsgp3]

Good on you mate, each to their own..,...

[Clitheroelad]

I read that twice then regurgitated a little bit of Weetabix

[Colston36]

I read that twice then regurgitated a little bit of Weetabix

Why? Can't you read? I clearly stated the subject.

[bdyno]

Why? Can't you read? I clearly stated the subject.

If anything, it's quite tame compared to some of your tales.

Personally I'd be horrified if I turned up & was subjected to some of the things you talk about, but reading about them here holds a strange fascination.

[Chatte Noir]

It certainly hasn’t done Colston any harm - he’s 106 next birthday.
( only kidding Colston x )

[Colston36]

If anything, it's quite tame compared to some of your tales.

Personally I'd be horrified if I turned up & was subjected to some of the things you talk about, but reading about them here holds a strange fascination.

Beware the lure of sin! I am rarely if ever subjected to anything. I canter gladly to it.

[bristolnick]

Glad you enjoyed yourself mate