Mary and Mimi 2some Epsom

[onelife]

These 2 are a massive let down. 

Mary sexy hot xxx
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Came to see her and was given the choice of 2 girls for £100 for 30 mins with SexyGirlMimi. Why not I thought.   Both girls are seriously hot. 

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But - I've never seen such disinterest and rudeness.  They chat away in Bulgarian.  Zero smiles.

They are both really hot. Mary is Stunning. 

But the sheer disinterest and fucking rudeness was so off-putting I told them to stop after about 20 mins and left.

Mary
Looks 10/10
Sex 1/10
Felt like I was being Scowled at
Zero effort
No smiles from Mary...actually looked like a hot bulldog chewing a wasp most of the time, which was really depressing as she is so hot.
Her Blowjob was like being munched by a masticating cow.  Actually Mimi was a lot better... but gave up.
Fucking her was like looking into the eyes of angry ex.

Mimi
Looks 8/10
Sex 2/10
Smiled a bit
Made a bit of an effort.

Eventually got them to kiss each other.  Looked equally as bored with each other.  Think they need to change career.  Perhaps those girls who work in a fashion shop that Look disgusted that you dare enter their domain.

Overall
Mary 2/10 - and she only gets that because she is REALLY hot to look at but the sex was shit and blow job was like being masticated by a cow.
Mimi 3/10 - She smiled a bit. Blowjob was a bit better.

Effort 0/10
Attitude 0/10

Ah well Mary's loss.  I've got a load of cash lined up for holiday escort at my week at my holiday home... and it ain't going to be her.  Gutted as she completely floated my boat... but ended up torpedoing it and shooting the crew in the water.  Meh.

Came home and had a wank with a VR Headset.




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[Royd30]

Couple of real bitches, horrible and exactly as you say.....if there was a way to blacklist these girls it should be done. I saw them in Feltham and left after a few minutes, got half my money back but only because I insisted.....

[onelife]

They need to go to hooker school.  Or change tack and be Dom girls with whips and shit.  They might crack a smile at least!

[Derrick101]

Do you want this moved to reviews OP ?

[superman64]

I've done 3somes a couple of times and I think there's something about being you outnumbered and the girls being able to talk to each other a language you don't understand lets their inner bitch come out.

I suspect they probably spend their free time all day bitching about clients and there's a lot of in jokes and resentment coming out that you normally wouldn't see in a 1 to 1 encounter.

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