I have a few days free this week so thought I might well treat myself to a punt (I punt less and less these days).
I've got the money this week. I've got the time and I've got the horn.
But..... then I get the impulse to have a wank this morning and all desire to punt has been spunked away which got me thinking. Which one is better?
Having a wank1.You never really have a bad wank
2. The feel good factor of knowing you've saved yourself a wad of cash by achieving the same outcome.
3. No messing around with ATM machines and the drive there and back.
4. You don't even have to shave and shower!
5. Easier to knock one out in 5 mins then to spend ages trawling AW and planning the next punt.
6. If you put a bit more effort into it then wanks can be surprisingly satisfactory
Having a punt1. The anticipation of the punt and sheer adrenaline buzz of the confirmed appointment and the drive there and walk to the premises. Nobody EVER wakes up in the morning looking forward to having a wank that day.
2. The experience of spending time with a (hopefully) fit woman............NAKED!
3. A great punt contributes to better wanks in the future