Grab a Granny! Diane in Chester

[spiralnotebook]

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Comms -

Contact via Phone or email - replies promptly unless she has a cock in her mouth
Location-
Chester between the Race course and Sealand industrial Estate. New build apartments safe and lots of parking at £1/hour. Flat can be a bit of a pain to find but once there easy for next time. Modern and clean inside, a shining example of how business premesis should look.

Description -

Best to see pictures on website, probably taken a few years ago or photoshopped. Nice tits and underwear. Articulate friendly and willing to please.

Services -

Provides only oral and slippery hand job, kissing and touching allowed but not fanny. Prices were £25 x 20 mins (I think) or £36 x 30 mins.

The meeting-

Met at door with a smile, straight into her bedroom, a quick chat and straight into a blow job and slippery hand job to completion. Good technique with both and certainly not a chicken strangler. No rush to leave after spunking. Nice to lie back grin and do fuck all.
Conclusion-
At £35 for 30 mins of uncovered oral and lubed wanking she provides a vfm service and she says she is very busy, I`m not suprised. She`s not a spring chicken but there are plenty of pics on her website so you can make your own mind up if she`s your cup of tea.

Marks from 10

Looks - 5/10 (in context)
Comms - 9/10
Flat - 10/10
Personality - 9/10
BJ Technique - 8/10
HJ Technique - 8/10
Would I go again - Yes please!!

[Access]

£36? Odd..

[Thephoenix]

External Link/Members Only

Comms -

Contact via Phone or email - replies promptly unless she has a cock in her mouth
Location-
Chester between the Race course and Sealand industrial Estate. New build apartments safe and lots of parking at £1/hour. Flat can be a bit of a pain to find but once there easy for next time. Modern and clean inside, a shining example of how business premesis should look.

Description -

Best to see pictures on website, probably taken a few years ago or photoshopped. Nice tits and underwear. Articulate friendly and willing to please.

Services -

Provides only oral and slippery hand job, kissing and touching allowed but not fanny. Prices were £25 x 20 mins (I think) or £36 x 30 mins.

The meeting-

Met at door with a smile, straight into her bedroom, a quick chat and straight into a blow job and slippery hand job to completion. Good technique with both and certainly not a chicken strangler. No rush to leave after spunking. Nice to lie back grin and do fuck all.
Conclusion-
At £35 for 30 mins of uncovered oral and lubed wanking she provides a vfm service and she says she is very busy, I`m not suprised. She`s not a spring chicken but there are plenty of pics on her website so you can make your own mind up if she`s your cup of tea.

Marks from 10

Looks - 5/10 (in context)
Comms - 9/10
Flat - 10/10
Personality - 9/10
BJ Technique - 8/10
HJ Technique - 8/10
Would I go again - Yes please!!

Thanks for the review...... Sounds good.

No wonder she's busy..... and probably even more busy now.

I'll let the dust settle for a while before booking.

Just one little detail..... Is the OWO  CIM?

[blueboy85]

Does she take her teeth out for the oral? Always fancied a gummy blow job 

[Chunk]

Grab a Granny  wouldn't mind a slippery hand job, from this Granny. Cheers for the great review.

[spiralnotebook]

A mere slip of the finger, yes it should be £35 x 30 mins of anything goes BJ & HJ. She asks if you want covered or uncovered. I was happy with her wanking me to completion but someone else on here mentioned CIM inclusive if desired but ask first  . .

[wearegreat]

How old do you think she is? I am in my 60s and like to meet/have sex with ladies around my own age,but Diane appears to be in her 70s maybe??

[dirkgolfer]

Yes does CIM,One of the best blow jobs ive had,she loves sucking cock,

[spiralnotebook]

How old do you think she is? I am in my 60s and like to meet/have sex with ladies around my own age,but Diane appears to be in her 70s maybe??

Late 60`s I should say but still more enthusiasm than many half her age, her photos are a true likeness just a few more wrinkles. Shut your eyes, lie back, imagine its Raquel Welch and enjoy the cock attention. By the way I`m late 50`s and don`t have a thing about older women just how good the service they provide is. There used to be a fat flabby woman in her 50`s at the Spa Rooms in Brighton but hell, could she give a knee trembling wank. I was a regular and had no problem with an anticipatory stiffy in the sauna with her. 

[wearegreat]

Late 60`s I should say but still more enthusiasm than many half her age, her photos are a true likeness just a few more wrinkles. Shut your eyes, lie back, imagine its Raquel Welch and enjoy the cock attention. By the way I`m late 50`s and don`t have a thing about older women just how good the service they provide is. There used to be a fat flabby woman in her 50`s at the Spa Rooms in Brighton but hell, could she give a knee trembling wank. I was a regular and had no problem with an anticipatory stiffy in the sauna with her. 

Cheers pal. Thanks for the info. Much appreciated.

[hungrypunt]

good tits them for her age too fair play to her
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[Bustydusty]

A bit nearer and I’d try out of curiosity 

[antsz]

A bit nearer and I’d try out of curiosity 

exactly what i thought, no way would i travel from Manchester and back for her.

[winkywanky]

good tits them for her age too fair play to her
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Frankly amazing tits for her age!

Anyone know if they're natural?

[Np1984]

I’m going to pat this women a visit next week, I will also do a review. Do you think she would have a problem seeing someone who is 36?

[threechilliman]

exactly what i thought, no way would i travel from Manchester and back for her.

But if you just happened to be passing? I would.....

[Thephoenix]

As I'm approaching 80,  I wouldn't be able to notice any wrinkles without my Mr Magoo glasses.

I'm wondering if this young beauty might be a bit too young for me.

I wouldn't want her to think I'm a cradle snatcher

[Thephoenix]

I’m going to pat this women a visit next week, I will also do a review. Do you think she would have a problem seeing someone who is 36?

Is this some new fetish I'm not aware of...... Maybe a bit like slapping, but gentler?

[Np1984]

Is this some new fetish I'm not aware of...... Maybe a bit like slapping, but gentler?

“Pay” bloody phone!

[Kool Keef]

As I'm approaching 80,  I wouldn't be able to notice any wrinkles without my Mr Magoo glasses.

I'm wondering if this young beauty might be a bit too young for me.

I wouldn't want her to think I'm a cradle snatcher

Go for it 

[Drayki]

She looks well into her 70’s 

Face looks like a bulldog chewing a wasp 

[spiralnotebook]

Frankly amazing tits for her age!

Anyone know if they're natural?

Well they certainly felt natural or if not a bloody good tit job, no giveaway hardness though she did ask to go gentle on them.

Surely at £36 its worth a punt (no pun intended) straight up the A556 into Raquel Welch`s arms and Di`s mouth . . . .

[spiralnotebook]

I’m going to pat this women a visit next week, I will also do a review. Do you think she would have a problem seeing someone who is 36?

Ask her when you make an appointment - she might like a callow youth spunking in her mouth   

[winkywanky]

Well they certainly felt natural or if not a bloody good tit job, no giveaway hardness though she did ask to go gentle on them.

Surely at £36 its worth a punt (no pun intended) straight up the A556 into Raquel Welch`s arms and Di`s mouth . . . .

Tits like that on a 70yr-old is epic.

Shame she's so far away from me.

She's obviously cottoned on to the fact that three mouthfuls of spunk a day is good for her health and general well-being, and an effective foil to ageing  .

[WelshClipper]

I am also attracted to the stellar service this lady seems to give. As has been said before, who cares what she offers as long as she offers what it says on the can.

Age is not a problem when you have dream tits like hers that most 30 year olds would be envious of.

But with not offering sex, I would only phone her if I happened to be passing. I need pussy for a special trip.... 

[fbarge]

As I'm approaching 80,  I wouldn't be able to notice any wrinkles without my Mr Magoo glasses.

I'm wondering if this young beauty might be a bit too young for me.

I wouldn't want her to think I'm a cradle snatcher

will the phoenix rise for her?

[smit1234]

I'd be game for a slice of this action. Was the kissing DFK or just little pecks? Titwank would be interesting with those bangers

Does she have an AW page?

[antsz]

But if you just happened to be passing? I would.....

yeah definitely just for the experience and to tick it off the bucket list!

[Thephoenix]

will the phoenix rise for her?

Well, I'm forever the optimist, which is why I chose the name.

Yes I'm definitely a bollocks half full bloke.

With the necessary medication, my trusty cock ring, and a bit of old spice and foo foo powder to make myself irresistible,  I'm sure that Thephoenix will rise again............ Hopefully!

[softlad25]

prices must of gone up
website says 15/30 mins from £30/£60 

[smit1234]

prices must of gone up
website says 15/30 mins from £30/£60

Think they're the ranges as she quoted me £35 (not £36) for 30 mins

[spiralnotebook]

Never mind the quibbling get in there and get a gum job!!

[smit1234]

Never mind the quibbling get in there and get a gum job!!

I assume the gum job isn't a real thing offered by her?

[threechilliman]

I had her down as plan B yesterday just in case plan A fell through. Not required in the end but does give me an option when I'm over there again.

[fbarge]

Does she take her teeth out for the oral? Always fancied a gummy blow job 

you never go back once had

[Doc Holliday]

you never go back once had

 

I have experienced this once only. To be fully effective the lady in question needs to be completely edentulous ie no natural teeth at all and with any dentures removed. It is quite a unique feel being 'gripped by gums' 

[cash2spare]

Frankly amazing tits for her age!

Anyone know if they're natural?

From the pics they deffo look fake plastic bolt ons. Ugly as fuck as well so it's a no from me!

[Drayki]

From the pics they deffo look fake plastic bolt ons. Ugly as fuck as well so it's a no from me!

 

[WelshClipper]

Oh dear.......

Ugly as fuck.
No penetration offered.
Possible fake tits.
Only if passing.
Possible false teeth.

Poor dear doesn't have a lot going for her. 

[oap69]

www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=275983.0

review for her

[winkywanky]

Ugly as fuck.
No penetration offered.
Possible fake tits.
Only if passing.
Possible false teeth.

Poor dear doesn't have a lot going for her.

Oh, I dunno, some guys like an edgy punt? 

[Dandyman1999]

Seen this mature granny this week to just see what it was like to enjoy a bj from a 70+ year old.
It was really good.she was naked soon as I entered her room.
She stripped off.asked if I was interested in a massage.i just said a bj.
She got into sucking teasing taking the cock deep as much as she could.
She gets a lot of cock each day,much as 20 a day.
I was happy and while she sucked me I pushed my fingers in her pussy to feel how wet she got.
She allowed me to push my fingers deep inside her.felt really good.
So I cum in her mouth.
Told her to show me the cum in her mouth and drip it all down her tits.
Very dirty girl at her age.posh little lady who just loves pleasing.
All for 25.00 for 20 mins in Chester near the race course

[scutty brown]

Seen this mature granny this week to just see what it was like to enjoy a bj from a 70+ year old.
It was really good.she was naked soon as I entered her room.
She stripped off.asked if I was interested in a massage.i just said a bj.
She got into sucking teasing taking the cock deep as much as she could.
She gets a lot of cock each day,much as 20 a day.
I was happy and while she sucked me I pushed my fingers in her pussy to feel how wet she got.
She allowed me to push my fingers deep inside her.felt really good.
So I cum in her mouth.
Told her to show me the cum in her mouth and drip it all down her tits.
Very dirty girl at her age.posh little lady who just loves pleasing.
All for 25.00 for 20 mins in Chester near the race course

A 70 year old taking 20 cocks a day?
This is your second post today that I don't believe. I think you're a fantasist

[wilburs horse]

Good price and service people will come back.

[Drayki]

A 70 year old taking 20 cocks a day?
This is your second post today that I don't believe. I think you're a fantasist

+1 Jackanory tell a story, I can smell something, oh yeah... bull shit 

[Dandyman1999]

Yeh what ever.
All true.
I have three or four punts a week

[Kool Keef]

I have three or four punts a week

Don't like doing reviews for your fellow members?

[finn5555]

Seen this mature granny this week to just see what it was like to enjoy a bj from a 70+ year old.
It was really good.she was naked soon as I entered her room.
She stripped off.asked if I was interested in a massage.i just said a bj.
She got into sucking teasing taking the cock deep as much as she could.
She gets a lot of cock each day,much as 20 a day.
I was happy and while she sucked me I pushed my fingers in her pussy to feel how wet she got.
She allowed me to push my fingers deep inside her.felt really good.
So I cum in her mouth.
Told her to show me the cum in her mouth and drip it all down her tits.
Very dirty girl at her age.posh little lady who just loves pleasing.
All for 25.00 for 20 mins in Chester near the race course

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[winkywanky]

Yeh what ever.
All true.
I have three or four punts a week

...yet you've only done one review for each of your theree years of your UKP membership?

Hmmm...

[Dandyman1999]

I work away I don’t review punts a lot unless in uk