she has some temper

[Sigmund Freud]

 

[Sigmund Freud]

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[Waterhouse]

Waiting with baited breath for the next exciting instalment.

PS. i would have said no to you too.... You didn’t even say Hi to her.

[Sigmund Freud]

Waiting with baited breath for the next exciting instalment.

PS. i would have said no to you too.... You didn’t even say Hi to her.

you might be right my friend, however I'd never get the chance to say hi to her again, because she blocked me after said "never"

[Kev40ish]

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[winkywanky]

Very funny OP, thanks for giving me a laugh today 

Love the way the silly bint strung you along just so she could keep saying no. Can't see her lasting long in this game  .

[Sigmund Freud]

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that is correct 

[LLPunting]

No temper here, she just doesn't like cheapskates who fuck about in Travelodges.

For sure you're now coming across as a whiny snowflake which is not a good first impression to make.

Your next installment had better be a whole boatload more useful if you're going to play this hobby seriously here.

[Sigmund Freud]

Very funny OP, thanks for giving me a laugh today 

pleasure

[Sigmund Freud]

No temper here, she just doesn't like cheapskates who fuck about in Travelodges.

For sure you're now coming across as a whiny snowflake which is not a good first impression to make.

Your next installment had better be a whole boatload more useful if you're going to play this hobby seriously here.

thanks

[winkywanky]

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Apparently she's 'very warm with friendly personality'.

All services on her Enjoys list are included, especially Playing Hard To Get  .

[Jayne_cobb]

She told him she only sees aw members with positive feedback for outcalls so he was on a hiding to nothing carrying on trying to book an outcall by text. Not surprised she blocked him 

Still funny conversation 

[Sigmund Freud]

She told him she only sees aw members with positive feedback for outcalls so he was on a hiding to nothing carrying on trying to book an outcall by text. Not surprised she blocked him 

Still funny conversation 

she only sees aw members with positive feedback for "private homes"

read carefully Bitte

[winkywanky]

She told him she only sees aw members with positive feedback for outcalls so he was on a hiding to nothing carrying on trying to book an outcall by text. Not surprised she blocked him 

No, she said she only visits flats when the punter has feedback.

Spectacular then went on to clarify he was in a Travelodge hotel (which perhaps she considers beneath her).

[whiskyfan]

Spectacular fail.

[Sigmund Freud]

Spectacular fail.

truth hurts

[whiskyfan]

truth hurts

It does indeed, I meant you.

[Sigmund Freud]

It does indeed, I meant you.

no need to explain, i knew

[whiskyfan]

Can't see her lasting long in this game  .

Unless it's a recycled profile she's been around since 2015.

[Sigmund Freud]

Unless it's a recycled profile she's been around since 2015.

have some humour whiskyfan, it's not a recycled profile

[winkywanky]

Unless it's a recycled profile she's been around since 2015.

You are correct, and I see she has some devotees.

Perhaps they were staying in high class joints.

[Moby Dick]

She didn’t lose her temper.
Sometimes best to speak to the lass rather then ping pong messages when she clearly doesn’t want an early booking.

[whiskyfan]

You are correct, and I see she has some devotees.

Perhaps they were staying in high class joints.

Looks like a mixed bag from her reviews on here. 15 pos, 5 neutral and 3 neg so far.

[whiskyfan]

have some humour whiskyfan, it's not a recycled profile

I'm only laughing at you.

[Sigmund Freud]

She didn’t lose her temper.
Sometimes best to speak to the lass rather then ping pong messages when she clearly doesn’t want an early booking.

or the polish doesn't like chap hotels 

[Sigmund Freud]

I'm only laughing at you.

that hurts me feelings

[Sigmund Freud]

i will just go and cry for a bit, later 

[Moby Dick]

She prefers texts.
WhatsAPP is for her international customers.

[Sigmund Freud]

She prefers texts.
WhatsAPP is for her international customers.

盲生 你发现了华点

[Avg_Joe]

well that's one less taking up space on my screen in search results 

[Hobbit]

No temper here, she just doesn't like cheapskates who fuck about in Travelodges.

For sure you're now coming across as a whiny snowflake which is not a good first impression to make.

Your next installment had better be a whole boatload more useful if you're going to play this hobby seriously here.

 I have to agree, it doesn’t read like she lost her temper. If someone wanted to see me at 8 o’clock in the morning I would probably tell them to fuck off also. Next time, try an afternoon visit instead.

[Moby Dick]

I think your approach is wrong.
You need to show you are a serious punter.
They don’t like short messages with just the essential dates and timings.

Try this.

Hello xxLovelyEmilyxx

My name is Spectacular,

I really like your profile and I am very keen to meet you.
How about Saturday 17th August at 8am for one hour.
I am a morning person, and it would be good if we could take advantage of my Morning Glory since my cock will have some promise then.
I can book a travel lodge since it’s cheap and I don’t want to spend more than I have too. I also like their greasy breakfasts. That’s not an invite to eat by the way. I just want sex first to work up an apetite.
So how about Saturday at 8am? If you could bring something slutty to wear, I like the secretary look with stockings and heels or fuck me thigh length/stripper boots we can start with a bit of role play.
Progress to OWO, RO, fingering, fisting you to get you nice n loose - not me ‘cos I’m going out for a Vindaloo with the Lads on Friday Night, so a good rimming on me would be appreciated.
Bring plenty of big condoms and lube so I can fuck both your holes, and if we can finish off arse to mouth and swallow the lot that would be brill 

If you could do that all inclusive, no extras, at £20 less than your advertised rate since I am providing the accommodation please.

I look forward to hearing from you

Spectacular

PS some of my drunken mates may be dossing in my room. They won’t be any trouble or want to join in or anything....pinky promise.

[Sigmund Freud]

I think your approach is wrong.
You need to show you are a serious punter.
They don’t like short messages with just the essential dates and timings.

Try this.

Hello xxLovelyEmilyxx

My name is Spectacular,

I really like your profile and I am very keen to meet you.
How about Saturday 17th August at 8am for one hour.
I am a morning person, and it would be good if we could take advantage of my Morning Glory since my cock will have some promise then.
I can book a travel lodge since it’s cheap and I don’t want to spend more than I have too. I also like their greasy breakfasts. That’s not an invite to eat by the way. I just want sex first to work up an apetite.
So how about Saturday at 8am? If you could bring something slutty to wear, I like the secretary look with stockings and heels or fuck me thigh length/stripper boots we can start with a bit of role play.
Progress to OWO, RO, fingering, fisting you to get you nice n loose - not me ‘cos I’m going out for a Vindaloo with the Lads on Friday Night, so a good rimming on me would be appreciated.
Bring plenty of big condoms and lube so I can fuck both your holes, and if we can finish off arse to mouth and swallow the lot that would be brill 

If you could do that all inclusive, no extras, at £20 less than your advertised rate since I am providing the accommodation please.

I look forward to hearing from you

Spectacular

PS some of my drunken mates may be dossing in my room. They won’t be any trouble or want to join in or anything....pinky promise.

that is brilliant! 

[Moby Dick]

that is brilliant! 

Surely you mean Spectacular Spectacular?

[Sigmund Freud]

Surely you mean Spectacular Spectacular?

XD

[fisherofsouls]

that is brilliant! 

This whole thread puts me in mind of the saying "couldn't even get a shag off a whore"

[cosmiccosmo]

I think your approach is wrong.
You need to show you are a serious punter.
They don’t like short messages with just the essential dates and timings.

Try this.

Hello xxLovelyEmilyxx

My name is Spectacular,

I really like your profile and I am very keen to meet you.
How about Saturday 17th August at 8am for one hour.
I am a morning person, and it would be good if we could take advantage of my Morning Glory since my cock will have some promise then.
I can book a travel lodge since it’s cheap and I don’t want to spend more than I have too. I also like their greasy breakfasts. That’s not an invite to eat by the way. I just want sex first to work up an apetite.
So how about Saturday at 8am? If you could bring something slutty to wear, I like the secretary look with stockings and heels or fuck me thigh length/stripper boots we can start with a bit of role play.
Progress to OWO, RO, fingering, fisting you to get you nice n loose - not me ‘cos I’m going out for a Vindaloo with the Lads on Friday Night, so a good rimming on me would be appreciated.
Bring plenty of big condoms and lube so I can fuck both your holes, and if we can finish off arse to mouth and swallow the lot that would be brill 

If you could do that all inclusive, no extras, at £20 less than your advertised rate since I am providing the accommodation please.

I look forward to hearing from you

Spectacular

PS some of my drunken mates may be dossing in my room. They won’t be any trouble or want to join in or anything....pinky promise.

[whiskyfan]

This whole thread puts me in mind of the saying "couldn't even get a shag off a whore"

The same messages are probably on SAAFE from the other perspective.

[Moby Dick]

XD

Yeah don’t forget to add a few kisses after your name.

Xxx

I always forget that fluffy shit but “Sex Workers” expect it.

Best of luck,
I look forward to your first review

[Downtown Habit]

I think your approach is wrong.
You need to show you are a serious punter.
They don’t like short messages with just the essential dates and timings.

Try this.

Hello xxLovelyEmilyxx

My name is Spectacular,

I really like your profile and I am very keen to meet you.
How about Saturday 17th August at 8am for one hour.
I am a morning person, and it would be good if we could take advantage of my Morning Glory since my cock will have some promise then.
I can book a travel lodge since it’s cheap and I don’t want to spend more than I have too. I also like their greasy breakfasts. That’s not an invite to eat by the way. I just want sex first to work up an apetite.
So how about Saturday at 8am? If you could bring something slutty to wear, I like the secretary look with stockings and heels or fuck me thigh length/stripper boots we can start with a bit of role play.
Progress to OWO, RO, fingering, fisting you to get you nice n loose - not me ‘cos I’m going out for a Vindaloo with the Lads on Friday Night, so a good rimming on me would be appreciated.
Bring plenty of big condoms and lube so I can fuck both your holes, and if we can finish off arse to mouth and swallow the lot that would be brill 

If you could do that all inclusive, no extras, at £20 less than your advertised rate since I am providing the accommodation please.

I look forward to hearing from you

Spectacular

PS some of my drunken mates may be dossing in my room. They won’t be any trouble or want to join in or anything....pinky promise.

Moby Dick

Fancy coming over at 8am for a shag? I'm in a travel tavern

Moby Dick (abridged)

[Fuzzyduck]

This whole thread puts me in mind of the saying "couldn't even get a shag off a whore"

Quite. It's no surprise OP hasn't got any reviews to his name.

[LLPunting]

A polyglot and yet so unable to get laid.  Perhaps you needs to try a Sapiophile?

Your smart-arse laconics may get such ladies squirming, it's wasted here, much like your batter on your keyboard, because as blokes we just think you're trolling.

Turn your acuity to your task in hand and let us know later of all the glories and successes you enjoy.

[bedhedred]

No, she said she only visits flats when the punter has feedback.

Spectacular then went on to clarify he was in a Travelodge hotel (which perhaps she considers beneath her).

She doesn't consider Travelodge beneath her. I shagged her in a Travelodge last week. Was good fun.

[Belgarion]

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Not surprised she reacted to you that way. You came across like a tinewaster

[Sigmund Freud]

She doesn't consider Travelodge beneath her. I shagged her in a Travelodge last week. Was good fun.

i thought you fucked her in a crummy Airbnb convenient?

[Sigmund Freud]

Not surprised she reacted to you that way. You came across like a tinewaster

how to avoid that?

[Sigmund Freud]

She doesn't consider Travelodge beneath her. I shagged her in a Travelodge last week. Was good fun.

it actually was your review makes me trying to book her, anyway, why bring up this sad post?

[bedhedred]

I did fuck her in a crummy air bnb. That was in July. Last week she was in a Travelodge. Sorry for resurrecting the thread but I just realized it was about her.

[Belgarion]

how to avoid that?

Don't be a twat and think about how you would respond if you were the recipient of the message.

[jesse4585]

how to avoid that?

To be fair your messaging wasn't that bad, if anything she was the one who was time wasting. Possibly you just caught her in a bad mood & she would have reacted differently if you'd messaged at a different time.

Few things you could have done better with the first message.  You could  have said where to, which would have been more efficient as she obviously needs that info to decide.  You could have carefully read her profile first,  if it was clear that 8am start was only for incalls,  then it would have been annoying to be asked.

This last is nothing to do with time wasting. It would have been better to start with 'Hi' - in this sort of context,  folk that miss out a greeting & jump straight to a question can come across as cold or at least bad mannered. 

Not sure why folks are having a go, it was quite an amusing thread. Better luck next time matey.