I'm a bit late to this particular party had I seen this thread sooner and the bitches hopeless effort to discredit my review on her I would have told her a few home truths but she managed to display her true colours all by herself.
She didn't need a breast reduction, just needed a gym membership. Perhaps she misinterpreted.
Her principle problem was even for a hooker she was full of utter shite and it was obvious she was in it to get as much cash as possible. Now, clearly, all hookers are, we all know that, but part of the service is we of course don't want the hooker to make that fact so abundantly plain, we like a bit of acting, which shouldn't be hard for an hour. We appreciate the effort for a hooker to pretend to be enjoying herself, some a lot better at it than others.
Such was her attitude though it was one of those punts when I was looking forward for it to end.
The cardinal sin though was the pussy smell. It was fucking awful and I thought indicative of a girl who was seeing a lot of punters back to back and not washing in between. The whole experience smacked of conveyor belt. I'm not convinced hygiene is her best asset, that pic of her breasts is awful, look at the dry skin, that could just be dry skin and nothing more, but it is hardly a selling point!
As I've said before, UKP is a great site for hookers as it is an opportunity for them to self analyse. All my comments were constructive and had she addressed them and looked to improve her service and hygiene down below then she would have had more success for her business than coming on here and talking bollocks.
She is best avoided and I'm glad she proved my point all by herself!