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Author Topic: Zara - Club Classique - Loughborough  (Read 1528 times)

Offline typinghard

Not worth the hype.

Initially booked for one hour after reading all the high praise and booked an open return to Loughborough.   
Reached there in time and blimey the place was crawling. People coming out of the establishment, going in, lots of by passers. I noticed a guy walking in and gave it a couple of mins. Not willing to be late, I walked in anyway to the guy getting shooed away by the counter lady as he didn’t have any booking.

The counter lady was quite receptive and I was shown to the room and asked to relax. The room is alright with an option to play porn on dvd as well. And there’s one problem. IT WAS HOT AS HELL. On top of that I requested some coffee. Big mistake.

I laid there waiting for Zara while I got my coffee and paid the half hour door fee as opposed to my initial booking for one hour. Another mistake. I was warned that I will get blocked if I repeat this thing with changing the duration. Counter lady was clearly not impressed and  I must say it made me feel bad and guilty of wasting others’ time. Thinking a bit too much about it took few sips of the coffee. Mistake again. Started sweating profusely. Noticed after a while that there is air conditioning in the room, tussled with the remote to get it started and turned the temperature down all the way to 18 degrees. It doesn’t seem to be doing much. Fiddled with the TV remote here and there and after what seemed like ten minutes, walks in Zara. Biggest mistake of the whole day, the girl itself and she’s miles away from my expectations. Don’t get me wrong, may be it’s just me, reading all the reviews and praise of her being girl next door type, I must say, she looks like a typical escort who is insanely skinny and who lacks skill. But her looks have not affected the next phase of my punt but her lack of experience did. Paid 80 for ow, sex and cum on face and she goes away for stashing the cash.

Started with light kissing and bit of fondling, noticed the sap rising. She opens the door for dfk but cleverly makes sure you don’t go full on. Wanting to make the best use of the half hour, I tried to have a sort of cuddling and feeling of all her body and that’s when the greasiness on my body due the heat started putting me off. The bed has already been soaking and as soon as we start proceeding further the little guy goes limp. She had absolutely no idea what to do. She tried to put the condom on my soft dick and I have asked her to make him hard with some hand action. She was successful in making me hard and started with OW which is arguably the worst Oral that I have ever received, I am not a full on owo guy but her technique was just bad. No, sloppiness, mostly using  lips as a rubber band, hardly going deep. I was surprised to a such an extent that made me question a lot of my choices. My fore head was already full of sweat even though I tried to wipe it many times as goes on with her mediocre ow and when I asked her start sex with her on top, by the time she get the condom, I go soft again.

There was clearly no intention of making any effort from her side to get the situation better and I had to take the matter to my own hands(literally), asked her for a fresh condom and managed to get myself hard and she goes on top, puts my dick inside and this is when it goes even more downhill, she doesn’t fuck well. She jumps up and down without making slightest effort to go deep and making her legs so stiff to make sure it’s impossible to go deep. I fuck her in the same awkward position in a pool of sweat and finishes in the bag. She gives that expression of relief that we were finally able to get it done, does a bit of cleanup and goes away

Conclusion:


Zara is a lively girl but not as beautiful as her pictures say and others say. What everyone perceives as innocence seemed to be clever tactics to not get tired and last longer till the end of the day given she is booked days(even weeks) in advance.

This would have been straight up negative it it’s not for such a dreadfully hot day which made the room did not help unlock my full potential.


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Great review. Parlours are rubbish full stop.

Offline Genuine Mick

Oh my i was considering this venue 
to meet Zara as VS is full of B&s,and she has positive reviews........maybe not now :dash:

Offline Charliehutton

Cracking review, TH, you paint a picture that I can see so clearly. I thought her inexperience gave her an air of innocence which I liked, but I can quite see how you might take it as a negative. In fact based on your overall experience, your 'neutral' rating sounds generous. It's a great example of how we all see things differently.

Madame/receptionist at the weekends is a tough but likeable old pro who doesn't take any shit - she couldn't organise a piss-up in a brewery but always blames somebody else - so I'm not surprised she was pissed off by you halving the booking time. What with sweating up in the paddock, it just wasn't your day, was it? :D

Offline Punting2022

Lack of effort, Maybe she's had enough. Happens to most escorts.
At her age, she is prob better to join seeking to fund her uni etc

Offline ZeroCount

What made you decide to half your booking length? You've gotta understand why that would piss them off, it's almost as bad as not bothering to turn up at all. Surprised you weren't blocked straight off the bat rather than just given a warning.

Shame about the temperature in the room, sounds like it put a dampener on the whole experience (no pun intended). I've only been there a handful of times but never noticed it being an issue. Maybe the previous punter fancied a bit of a sauna and turned off the air con, and nobody noticed to turn it back on?

Offline typinghard

Cracking review, TH, you paint a picture that I can see so clearly. I thought her inexperience gave her an air of innocence which I liked, but I can quite see how you might take it as a negative. In fact based on your overall experience, your 'neutral' rating sounds generous. It's a great example of how we all see things differently.

Madame/receptionist at the weekends is a tough but likeable old pro who doesn't take any shit - she couldn't organise a piss-up in a brewery but always blames somebody else - so I'm not surprised she was pissed off by you halving the booking time. What with sweating up in the paddock, it just wasn't your day, was it? :D

It clearly wasn't my day CH :)

My be this was my first time where I have booked days in advance and went all the way there not because I was feeling it but because I had to. The hot room on a mid day booking was the icing on the cake.

Offline typinghard

It clearly wasn't my day CH :)

My be this was my first time where I have booked days in advance and went all the way there not because I was feeling it but because I had to. The hot room on a mid day booking was the icing on the cake.

I must say it was on a whim. Glad she didn't throw me out the window right off the bat.