Brunette Lara time eating bitch whore slut

[king tarzan]

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gave this bitch benefit of the doubt.. communication done by text as this slut never picks up phone.
text communication good.. get to her location and inform this this slut i am here.. responds back 2 mins..
then i text her again about 5 mins later and this bitch responds back if i am here..
then i respond back wanting flat number... and then this time wasting whore bitch slut just doesn't bother responding back and turns phone off..


unprofessional bitch.. AVOID THIS CUNT SLUT!!

[Waterhouse]

So it's a "No" from you then?   

On a serious note though, sorry to hear she messed you around, especially since you wanted to do right by her and book directly instead of via the agency.  Very poor form on her part. 

[king tarzan]

So it's a "No" from you then?   

On a serious note though, sorry to hear she messed you around, especially since you wanted to do right by her and book directly instead of via the agency.  Very poor form on her part. 

complete unprofessional time wasting whore..

[iq129]

Congratulations on saving at least £200.

[Heph]

complete unprofessional time wasting whore..

Quick Q: since, like most of us on here, you clearly adore fannying about with whores and sluts (and cunts)... what's gained by adding those terms as perjoratives?

[peter purves]

Sorry to hear mate!

I take it as a given that you cannot book Latin WGs since they operate on a first come first serve basis.

Perhaps this is what happened here 

[lewisjones23]

did she pass the kiss test?

[king tarzan]

Quick Q: since, like most of us on here, you clearly adore fannying about with whores and sluts (and cunts)... what's gained by adding those terms as perjoratives?

Annoyance/frustration..
Anyway £200 saved..
Out of mind now...
Others out there who are professional who appreciate the money, the clients time and effort for return business.

[king tarzan]

did she pass the kiss test?

Very funny..
You get that and see how you feel in the wind and rain..
See how happy you are then!

[charming_red]

Is there really any need to be so abusive? She messed you about, but seriously dude get a grip of reality, this shit happens in punting. You've done the right thing by flagging her up here and you could even send her a text saying you will leave negative feedback about her online.

Stop throwing your toys out the pram and move on.

[king tarzan]

Is there really any need to be so abusive? She messed you about, but seriously dude get a grip of reality, this shit happens in punting. You've done the right thing by flagging her up here and you could even send her a text saying you will leave negative feedback about her online.

Stop throwing your toys out the pram and move on.

Anyway got my next punt planned..
Sadly she was off yesterday..

Oh by the it's not throwing toys out of the pram it's letting out frustration KEYBOARD RAMBO STYLE....

[Waterhouse]

Anyway got my next punt planned..
Sadly she was off yesterday..

Oh by the it's not throwing toys out of the pram it's letting out frustration KEYBOARD RAMBO STYLE....

Quite understandable but I do think and agree with others that it's unnecessary and bad form on your part to call a WG all those names with such apparent and vile venom, whether she let you, down, messed you around or what.  Here's a suggestion, if you need to vent in a 'KEYBOARD RAMBO STYLE' why not draft the message in an email and simply send it to yourself?  If you really need for someone else to read it though then send it to me via PM but keep if off the public boards since it does you no favours and shows you in a bad light too.  The Negative review is what's important and that can be done without all of the pejoratives and disdain. Shit happens... move on.

 

[king tarzan]

Quite understandable but I do think and agree with others that it's unnecessary and bad form on your part to call a WG all those names with such apparent and vile venom, whether she let you, down, messed you around or what.  Here's a suggestion, if you need to vent in a 'KEYBOARD RAMBO STYLE' why not draft the message in an email and simply send it to yourself?  If you really need for someone else to read it though then send it to me via PM but keep if off the public boards since it does you no favours and shows you in a bad light too.  The Negative review is what's important and that can be done without all of the pejoratives and disdain. Shit happens... move on.

 

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What annoys me about these wind up timewasters is nowadays one can be put in a very vulnerable situation regarding muggings and stabbings because one is waiting around the street late at night for a response on these timewasters..

God forbid something happened I would hold the escort partly responsible ( obviously can't do nothing about it) due to the fact her messing me around at night on the street leaving me vulnerable..
She didn't do that it wouldn't of happened..
Simple.

[OutForJustice80]

I see the censorship brigade are out in force. What the fuck business of anyone’s is it if Tarzan wants to slag off a WG who wasted his time? I don’t particularly enjoy it myself but it’s not anyone’s job on here to try and police the way we talk about WGs. If you have an issue with the facts of a review fair enough but as for deciding on acceptable language? Fuck off.

[bonapati]

Quite understandable but I do think and agree with others that it's unnecessary and bad form on your part to call a WG all those names with such apparent and vile venom, whether she let you, down, messed you around or what.  Here's a suggestion, if you need to vent in a 'KEYBOARD RAMBO STYLE' why not draft the message in an email and simply send it to yourself?  If you really need for someone else to read it though then send it to me via PM but keep if off the public boards since it does you no favours and shows you in a bad light too.  The Negative review is what's important and that can be done without all of the pejoratives and disdain. Shit happens... move on.

 

I quite like Tarzan’s writing style. It’s factual, colourful, comical and his brand. After all we are not here to read Mills and Boom. Sometimes he can overdo it but there are extremes in all walks of life.

[king tarzan]

I quite like Tarzan’s writing style. It’s factual, colourful, comical and his brand. After all we are not here to read Mills and Boom. Sometimes he can overdo it but there are extremes in all walks of life.

I do admit my reviews can be from feathers dipped in honey and sugar down to outright verbally abusive ( keyboard Rambo) but that's the way it is..
I'm sure I will be super honey lady wonderful woman extremely soon!!

[Waterhouse]

I quite like Tarzan’s writing style. It’s factual, colourful, comical and his brand. After all we are not here to read Mills and Boom. Sometimes he can overdo it but there are extremes in all walks of life.

Very true. Def the KT trademark.  Think we're all used to the Mango Yabba Dabba Doos and decimal places on the Physical Construction scales. 

[Laney08]

I see the censorship brigade are out in force. What the fuck business of anyone’s is it if Tarzan wants to slag off a WG who wasted his time? I don’t particularly enjoy it myself but it’s not anyone’s job on here to try and police the way we talk about WGs. If you have an issue with the facts of a review fair enough but as for deciding on acceptable language? Fuck off.

Hear hear.

This is a forum for whore mongers. Let's not get judgey about ripe language amongst ourselves when there's a lot of prudish, hypocritical wankers in society at large who'll be happy to run their gobs about mongering for us.

Also, got to be said if you have a look at the other region reviews there's a big lack of funny/interesting review styles (mine included) - there's a bloke in NW that writes like Irvine Welsh and another one that writes like a carry on movie. Good fun.

Now you can say what you want but I'll bet my next punt that at least some readers off here cracked maybe just a small smile hearing about Tarzans shit punt with the aforementioned shit whore cunt 

[Anikhayley]

I can understand you frustration, I use public transport and if I took a bus and train for a couple of hours and the booking was cancelled at the last minute like this I would be very pissed

[king tarzan]

I can understand you frustration, I use public transport and if I took a bus and train for a couple of hours and the booking was cancelled at the last minute like this I would be very pissed

Your there at in front of building entrance..
Your in communication asking for flat number..
Get 2 texts back and then complete silence..
And it's windy and pissing down with rain at night.
I say no more.

[Waterhouse]

I can understand you frustration, I use public transport and if I took a bus and train for a couple of hours and the booking was cancelled at the last minute like this I would be very pissed

I'll assume you've never had a 'Meh!' (Neutral) or Negative experience in your punting career then as I'd like to think you'd have reviewed it if you had.

[magnetico]

She removed the 30mn for £150 from her profile?

[king tarzan]

She removed the 30mn for £150 from her profile?

On agency was above
On AW it was hourly £200

[Anikhayley]

I'll assume you've never had a 'Meh!' (Neutral) or Negative experience in your punting career then as I'd like to think you'd have reviewed it if you had.

i understand what you mean, I’m just saying the only thing that will get to me is a booking getting cancelled at the last minutes after use public transport for an hour or so

[Moneyd]

r/niceguys

[Xtro]

Carry on regardless KT.      I like your style, write how you feel.   

[Heph]

I see the censorship brigade are out in force. What the fuck business of anyone’s is it if Tarzan wants to slag off a WG who wasted his time? I don’t particularly enjoy it myself but it’s not anyone’s job on here to try and police the way we talk about WGs. If you have an issue with the facts of a review fair enough but as for deciding on acceptable language? Fuck off.

No, there was no attempt at censorship, and there's no brigade. I sympathise with the annoyance of being unnecessarily messed around by amateurs, and I appreciate the finer qualities of profanity - that said I couldn't see what point was served by making an especial perjorative of whore and slut, when these are the two absolutely essential qualities required of my whores and sluts. It seems misplaced, misanthropic and boring.

And then, after reading it, I stumbled on the "I can't believe she escorts" debacle. ...some bodycount.

[Payyourwaymate]

Should have stayed away from the price alone mate  . On a serious note sorry for your time wasted, good luck with your next punt 

[Bogof60]

well done KT on your 200 th review.
Thatvsure is some pussy you have got through.
   

[OutForJustice80]

No, there was no attempt at censorship, and there's no brigade. I sympathise with the annoyance of being unnecessarily messed around by amateurs, and I appreciate the finer qualities of profanity - that said I couldn't see what point was served by making an especial perjorative of whore and slut, when these are the two absolutely essential qualities required of my whores and sluts. It seems misplaced, misanthropic and boring.

And then, after reading it, I stumbled on the "I can't believe she escorts" debacle. ...some bodycount.

You know what, I take your point.

[king tarzan]

well done KT on your 200 th review.
Thatvsure is some pussy you have got through.
   

I didnt  even know it was my 200th until mentioned on this thread..

[Royd30]

Agree with King Tarzan, wasting punters time and not enough decency to even respond to let punter go on his way bad form on her part. Well said King Tarzan, she wasted your time effort and money, time is money, travelling is money, little part of the big picture, but she is totally out of order and these girls that waste punters time should be flagged up...well done mate

[king tarzan]

Agree with King Tarzan, wasting punters time and not enough decency to even respond to let punter go on his way bad form on her part. Well said King Tarzan, she wasted your time effort and money, time is money, travelling is money, little part of the big picture, but she is totally out of order and these girls that waste punters time should be flagged up...well done mate

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[Wooderz]

I see the censorship brigade are out in force. What the fuck business of anyone’s is it if Tarzan wants to slag off a WG who wasted his time? I don’t particularly enjoy it myself but it’s not anyone’s job on here to try and police the way we talk about WGs. If you have an issue with the facts of a review fair enough but as for deciding on acceptable language? Fuck off.

Couldn't cunting fuck fanny whore slut mother fucking agree moar.. 

[Londonpunter30]

Don't worry her kumquat tastes crap and her quince smells rotten 

[Meursault]

No, there was no attempt at censorship, and there's no brigade. I sympathise with the annoyance of being unnecessarily messed around by amateurs, and I appreciate the finer qualities of profanity - that said I couldn't see what point was served by making an especial perjorative of whore and slut, when these are the two absolutely essential qualities required of my whores and sluts. It seems misplaced, misanthropic and boring.

+1
Although I'd say needlessly misogynistic in tone. However, it takes all types on here so I'm not advocating censorship.

[Wooderz]

+1
Although I'd say needlessly misogynistic in tone. However, it takes all types on here so I'm not advocating censorship.

Misogyny is a myth.

[peter purves]

Cross-referencing with Skokka profile

Lara

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[king tarzan]

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Lara

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Obviously is 👅👅👅👅👅
But professional attitude 

[TTGR]

In fairness to KT, reading the other UKP review she has..... he was clearly looking forward to a Mangotastic hour.
We all recognise the absolute frustration of a keen build up and then radio silence on arrival. 

[peter purves]

Obviously is 👅👅👅👅👅

This is a very nice picture   

[NightKid]

What annoys me about these wind up timewasters is nowadays one can be put in a very vulnerable situation regarding muggings and stabbings because one is waiting around the street late at night for a response on these timewasters..

God forbid something happened I would hold the escort partly responsible ( obviously can't do nothing about it) due to the fact her messing me around at night on the street leaving me vulnerable..
She didn't do that it wouldn't of happened..
Simple.

If that actually happens then she would've done us quite a big favour really. 

[king tarzan]

If that actually happens then she would've done us quite a big favour really. 

Nightshit just fuck off permanently...👍👍👍👍👍

[NightKid]

Nightshit just fuck off permanently...👍👍👍👍👍

That's funny, I have the same dreams about you too. 

[king tarzan]

That's funny, I have the same dreams about you too. 

I hope I am a Viking warrior....

[NightKid]

I hope I am a Viking warrior....

Of course, who the tribe eventually realises is retarded as fuck so gets taken out back to be shot. 

Oh wait, it's Vikings I'm talking about here ... I guess a beheading would be more appropriate. 

[king tarzan]

Of course, who the tribe eventually realises is retarded as fuck so gets taken out back to be shot. 

Oh wait, it's Vikings I'm talking about here ... I guess a beheading would be more appropriate. 

Nightshit just fuck off.
Stop playing goading games..
Antagonising me so as you try to get me banned so as you can have a Nightshit special wank fest..
So fuck off wanker..

[Joepeeps]

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What annoys me about these wind up timewasters is nowadays one can be put in a very vulnerable situation regarding muggings and stabbings because one is waiting around the street late at night for a response on these timewasters..

God forbid something happened I would hold the escort partly responsible ( obviously can't do nothing about it) due to the fact her messing me around at night on the street leaving me vulnerable..
She didn't do that it wouldn't of happened..
Simple.

Are you serious? For someone who appears to have boxing as an interest you do come across as a complete fucking pussy.

Look, you chose to make a late night visit to a prostitute - that was your choice. You took the risk and should deal with the consequences. You're no more vulnerable than any male walking the streets of London late at night and if this is your hobby you need to accept the risks associated with it. Being fucked over by whores is one of them and you certainly won't be the last to suffer that.

Claiming your life was endangered by this tart is ridiculous melodrama and makes you look like a total wimp.

Bottom line - if you don't make late night visits to whores you're not putting yourself in any danger are you?

Simple. 

[king tarzan]

Are you serious? For someone who appears to have boxing as an interest you do come across as a complete fucking pussy.

Look, you chose to make a late night visit to a prostitute - that was your choice. You took the risk and should deal with the consequences. You're no more vulnerable than any male walking the streets of London late at night and if this is your hobby you need to accept the risks associated with it. Being fucked over by whores is one of them and you certainly won't be the last to suffer that.

Claiming your life was endangered by this tart is ridiculous melodrama and makes you look like a total wimp.

Bottom line - if you don't make late night visits to whores you're not putting yourself in any danger are you?

Simple. 

Happened to me once about 10 years ago because of a lying tart.
If she didn't lie I wouldn't of gone..
Luckily the three wankers didn't get anything..
I did the smartest thing and ran into a fish and chip shop and they fucked off...
I've trained as a boxer many years back..
Knuckles are no match for knives..
There is brave stupid and there is common sense which is not cowardice..

So don't you go round telling me that some tarts lies cannot leave someone vulnerable.

[Wooderz]

Happened to me once about 10 years ago because of a lying tart.
If she didn't lie I wouldn't of gone..
Luckily the three wankers didn't get anything..
I did the smartest thing and ran into a fish and chip shop and they fucked off...
I've trained as a boxer many years back..
Knuckles are no match for knives..
There is brave stupid and there is common sense which is not cowardice..

So don't you go round telling me that some tarts lies cannot leave someone vulnerable.

straight up pal. I have been in similar shituations. Once I was a bit fucked about on directions when on foot and in a rough estate with some aggressive chavs talking shit. I ignored them and walked on. Every trucker knows what is what when he sees an attractive ho in a car when he has a pricey load.. 

Bait and.. Rob..