Comms: Easy, call to maid in advance then confirmed on the day before 11:00.
Location: Victoria basement in a busy, hotel filled street near Victoria, small bedroom, it was impossible to squeeze sideways past the bottom of the bed to get on it with an erection without banging your cock on the bedpost. Decorated in shades of cream with movie star posters, felt cheap, not like the brothel chic of HoD 1, handy wall mirror, one bathroom with shower a good few yards away, shared by all inhabitants.
I arrive bang on time, the place smells a bit musty, a mix of smoke, sweat and probably spunk, though I’ve never sniffed that too closely, and am shown by the maid into the very hot laundry room, which bizzarely houses the security camera covering the stairs down to the flat. I’m asked to wait a few minutes and hear a punter saying his goodbyes then watch him leave as I’m ushered down the corridor to the bedroom, passing a couple of closed doors and the girls waiting area.
The girls come in, smiling and relaxed, we chat, grope and undress.
Gemma, I went in blind, no stats or services on the website but the photos look good bodywise and a hint of a horsey face…. The reality was a mid/late twenties Romanian girl with a great, natural, size 8 body, smallish tits, nice dirty blonde/brown dyed hair, great eyes, bad teeth and smoker’s breath, she reminded me of a rough version of Sporty Spice before she sorted her choppers out. The photos are pretty indicative, particularly as they don’t show her face/teeth!
External Link/Members Only Lucia, website description: 23, Spanish, D cup natural, size 8, blonde offering all services bar anal which isn’t on my wish list – well, let me tell you gentlemen that the website is a big fat liar, she is late twenties, early thirties, Brazilian, has badly done small implants, a flabby belly, big arse and hasn’t been to the gym in a long, long while, she is facially not cute at all, with a pretty well full grown bush.
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I broke one of my punting rules booking Gemma, no published age, nationality or services, I ran the risk of meeting a wrinkled, burnt out old bird with a limited service offering. Her photos [taken with a pinch] persuaded me otherwise.
Lucia is exclusively described as gorgeous so I reckoned as long as Ruby wasn’t horrific it’d be fine and dandy, the reviewers are a bunch of cunts who wouldn’t know a gorgeous girl if she. The fluffy bastard who wrote this in October “The most beautiful escort that I have ever had the pleasure of meeting. Extremely pretty young lady with dark blonde hair, warm smile, perfectly formed full natural breasts, peachy bum, long legs and smooth skin. Even more lovely in the flesh than her pictures” is either deluded or Stevie fucking Wonder. The photos on the website bear no resemblance at all to what you meet, I doubt if they are her at all.
So I got two naked birds, a Romanian with a Brazilian and a Brazilian with a bush, I’d not seen this much pubic hair since the seventies.
I fucked them, Lucia first, in cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, missionary and doggy, Lucia was engaged, fiddling with my balls and gooch while I was shagging Gemma who kissed me a lot when I was shagging Lucia.
The online services offering on top of protected sex included: OWO, RO, CIM, GFE, FK, swallow & deep throat, that, along with balls and gooch attention is enough for me with enthusiastic girls.
I got OWO, didn’t fancy RO because of the fuck factory feel, was told no CIM, got a reasonable GFE, light FK, no chance of swallow and nearly deep throat, so not a good delivery of advertised services.
Got them on their knees for the money shot by the mirror and unloaded over their tits.
Chat, stroking, hardening then Gemma drops the bombshell that because she doesn’t do cim, second go is covered oral only but I won’t know the difference! So I go with the flow, engage myself with Luca and let Gemma go to work. After five minutes of toothy covered oral I suggest a four handed oily wank with a bit of arse & balls play, which they delivered to conclusion.
I shot off into the shower while next punter was shoved into the bedroom, leaving the girl’s hygiene routine down to wet wipes and tissues, no way would I want to be last punter of the day. One bathroom to be shared amongst multiple punters and three girls simply isn’t enough.
The girls were pleasant, friendly, the services although not all I was expecting were delivered ok but they are obviously used to conveyor belt 30 minute back to back punts and it felt that way.
I left feeling disappointed grubby and unsatisfied, it was a cheaper punt than my usual but it was shit, hence the negative.
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