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Offline SamOmar

100% and I was deliberating whether to tell my best mate a month or so ago and we nearly met up to have "the chat", but we both ended up too busy. In that time I had a rethink and decided I'm taking this to the grave with me. I'm single but any kind of "outing" would be too damaging.

It's a shame, I'd love to be able to chat to my mates about it... All the madness and fun I've experienced, but I just think it's too salacious for any of them to be able to contain themselves.

To the grave it is....

You will be surprised the amount of your mates that are probably hiding the same secret and may have even got up to more madness than yourselves.

In my estimation there are between 500,000 - 900,000 visits to a WG or FSBM a week in London
« Last Edit: February 03, 2022, 03:24:00 pm by SamOmar »
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Offline southern punter

I'm single but any kind of "outing" would be too damaging.

It's a shame, I'd love to be able to chat to my mates about it...

I was abroad a few years ago getting hammered in a bar and got chatting to some bloke, after a while he asks if I know where to find a strip club, I said no but I know where to find a brothel!  So we swapped stories of debauchery for a while then went off to said brothel.  Never saw him again.  It was so refreshing having somebody to talk to about this side of life, and I almost considered posting on my local forum here for a potential 'punting buddy'.  Someone who you could meet up for a pint or a punt and we'd know nothing about each other except for the punting.  Unsurprisingly I decided in the end not to risk it, because you might turn up and it's a colleague from work or something awkward.

Offline lillythesavage

Funny how people differ. Lots of friends and family know what I get up to though not the fine details and not my prissy elder daughter. Never been secretive. Maybe runs in the family which was unconventional .My mother once said of my father "George loved the ladies and the ladies loved him."


My wife knew for the 30 odd years we were together, and it was not the reason we live apart, some friends know, not the finer details or rubbed in faces, but they know, 1 mate punts too, but we have completely different tastes and expectations, so never the same women.

Maybe less about unconventional and more about being around people who were open about sex than some families are, or brought up against it and breaking out, like those fantastic Irish nurses that came over in the 70,s and 80,s.

A civvie I have a fumble with, her hubby died young, but she told me about how his work mates would visit, with his knowledge, " for a cup of tea" and how he visited their partners, told her, for a cup of tea, nothing more was said, but they planned the work to be in each others area, for a cup of tea  :D

Offline sparkus

You will be surprised the amount of your mates that are probably hiding the same secret and may have even got up to more madness than yourselves.

In my estimation there are between 500,000 - 900,000 visits to a WG or FSBM a week in London

I once made a casual jokey remark while out on the piss about "seeing a brass" and my mate's face went white.

Offline victor989


Let this be a lesson. Don’t tell any fucker you punt. Not your mates, not even god in your prayers.

Totally agree with this. Surely, it can't be that difficult to do.

Offline Disco dave

Im not open about my fs visits but within the industry i work, erotic massages are pretty standard and brothel visits abroad are a open conversation. Alot of guys i speak to whobare single, happily married all indulge. Punting is alot more common than we all think.
« Last Edit: February 03, 2022, 10:01:22 pm by Disco dave »

Offline Thephoenix

Open relationships and unconventional lifestyles work for some.
I sometimes slightly envy them.
However for most of us it remains a fantasy, and we've got too much to lose.
Discretion is the key.

Offline SamOmar

Open relationships and unconventional lifestyles work for some.
I sometimes slightly envy them.
However for most of us it remains a fantasy, and we've got too much to lose.
Discretion is the key.

100% I would much prefer the long term relationship with a non WG
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Offline webpunter

I agree with mates being active & keeping a secret

Read somewhere that in Germany a million blokes pay for sex every week
Population 80 miliion+
London population a tenth of that
Half female ish
4 million male
So 1 in 8 to 1 in 4 ish have some action every week assuming [500k to 900k]
Bear in mind that out of 4 million this is all ages
Some bright spark can provide male population figure between 30 & 60, the main demographic paying for it

You've racked up 40+ ish reviews last year & i'm in the 30s
So with repeat visits & non reporting maybe add 25%-50%
Fuck me sideways numerous UKP'ers, supposedly interested in punting, do the square root of FA reviews

There simply ain't the number of SPs in London to cope with that level of demand
Search AW London 160 pages @ ave 50 per page = 8,000
Maybe 1/4 active tops [2,000]
Double this to add in those not on AW = 4,000
Average of 5 clients a day 5 days a week = 25
25 * 4,000 = 100,000, most likely less

In Germany where hookering is legal & readily accessible the figure is 1 in 40
Not so easy here
In likelihood less than 1 in 40 in London
At 1 in 40 males = 100,000

My estimate is between 50,000 & 100,000, towards the lower
Crikey at your figs [9x to 10x ] wanking off blokes would lead to RSI
Just saying
Do the math  ;)

Average ejac = 5ml
50,000 * 5ml = 250,000ml = 250 litres / 250kg
100,000 * 5ml = 500,000ml = 500 litres / 500kg

The average car weight is 1,250 kg
Every 2 1/2 to 5 weeks enough harry to weigh the same as a car
On your calculations every few days
Just thru SPs & massage burds
This excludes blokes in relationships & those bashing one out
A car a day keeps the doctor away

I've got a few motors including a Chelsea tractor.  Fortunately i like to think i can keep up
If only, sometimes bashing its a dribble  :dash:  :lol:

You will be surprised the amount of your mates that are probably hiding the same secret and may have even got up to more madness than yourselves.

In my estimation there are between 500,000 - 900,000 visits to a WG or FSBM a week in London

Offline Watts.E.Dunn

 Pop stats by age and sex its in here if you wan to dig it up or out!!!


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Offline webpunter

I've done enuf 'math' for one day
Can you take over
TIA

Pop stats by age and sex its in here if you wan to dig it up or out!!!


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Offline SamOmar

I agree with mates being active & keeping a secret

Read somewhere that in Germany a million blokes pay for sex every week
Population 80 miliion+
London population a tenth of that
Half female ish
4 million male
So 1 in 8 to 1 in 4 ish have some action every week assuming [500k to 900k]
Bear in mind that out of 4 million this is all ages
Some bright spark can provide male population figure between 30 & 60, the main demographic paying for it

You've racked up 40+ ish reviews last year & i'm in the 30s
So with repeat visits & non reporting maybe add 25%-50%
Fuck me sideways numerous UKP'ers, supposedly interested in punting, do the square root of FA reviews

There simply ain't the number of SPs in London to cope with that level of demand
Search AW London 160 pages @ ave 50 per page = 8,000
Maybe 1/4 active tops [2,000]
Double this to add in those not on AW = 4,000
Average of 5 clients a day 5 days a week = 25
25 * 4,000 = 100,000, most likely less

In Germany where hookering is legal & readily accessible the figure is 1 in 40
Not so easy here
In likelihood less than 1 in 40 in London
At 1 in 40 males = 100,000

My estimate is between 50,000 & 100,000, towards the lower
Crikey at your figs [9x to 10x ] wanking off blokes would lead to RSI
Just saying
Do the math  ;)

Average ejac = 5ml
50,000 * 5ml = 250,000ml = 250 litres / 250kg
100,000 * 5ml = 500,000ml = 500 litres / 500kg

The average car weight is 1,250 kg
Every 2 1/2 to 5 weeks enough harry to weigh the same as a car
On your calculations every few days
Just thru SPs & massage burds
This excludes blokes in relationships & those bashing one out
A car a day keeps the doctor away

I've got a few motors including a Chelsea tractor.  Fortunately i like to think i can keep up
If only, sometimes bashing its a dribble  :dash:  :lol:

My calculations were in my head but also include all the agency girls, walk ups, local brothels, viva street, kommons , massage parlours and the girls operating outside of known advertising such as providing service to regulars only.

I reckon there are aprox 25000 providers who average 20 bookings a week still 500,000 is quite conservative. Also this includes some guys punting multiple times a week even. Us guys here on the forum is still quite the minority. It's like many people owning a nice watch and then a small number of them consider themselves a collector.

10% of men in surveys admit to seeing an escort and I know the number is much higher than this as my experience answering the phone and the demographic of punters being from all over the world, vast age range and so forth so 500,000 punts a week is quite accurate within the Greater London area.

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Offline Bigwilts

This topic has been referenced on Mumsnet
One of the group chat members has ‘researched’ and discovered this post - the general response they have been given is to:

1 keep their nose out of other peoples business
2 because there was a mention of age, and as long as it’s not just some made up supposition, to report that possibility to the police

Offline SamOmar

This topic has been referenced on Mumsnet
One of the group chat members has ‘researched’ and discovered this post - the general response they have been given is to:

1 keep their nose out of other peoples business
2 because there was a mention of age, and as long as it’s not just some made up supposition, to report that possibility to the police

Isn't that website for parents and children not husband and wife?
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Offline webpunter

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4 million between the ages of 30 & 60
50% male = 2 mill ish
So you reck 1 in 4 of these males i.e. 500,000 [between 30 & 60] pay for sex every week
Conservatively, so could be higher
My estimate is 50,000 to 100,000
One in 40, to one in 20
I'd wager one in 40 max, more likely lower [i.e. > 1 in 50,60,70,80] as not so accessible here
Has been fun 2nite engaging in mindboggling maths  :thumbsup:

My calculations were in my head but also include all the agency girls, walk ups, local brothels, viva street, kommons , massage parlours and the girls operating outside of known advertising such as providing service to regulars only.

I reckon there are aprox 25000 providers who average 20 bookings a week still 500,000 is quite conservative. Also this includes some guys punting multiple times a week even. Us guys here on the forum is still quite the minority. It's like many people owning a nice watch and then a small number of them consider themselves a collector.

10% of men in surveys admit to seeing an escort and I know the number is much higher than this as my experience answering the phone and the demographic of punters being from all over the world, vast age range and so forth so 500,000 punts a week is quite accurate within the Greater London area.

Offline sparkus

It depends how you count a 'punter' really.  The bloke who sleeps with a prossie on a stag night and never does it again? Someone who enjoys the occasional sly wank from a clothed masseusse?

Offline SamOmar

It depends how you count a 'punter' really.  The bloke who sleeps with a prossie on a stag night and never does it again? Someone who enjoys the occasional sly wank from a clothed masseusse?

my calcs are based on all of that , even sonething like SA for sex
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Offline PumpDump

This topic has been referenced on Mumsnet
One of the group chat members has ‘researched’ and discovered this post - the general response they have been given is to:

1 keep their nose out of other peoples business
2 because there was a mention of age, and as long as it’s not just some made up supposition, to report that possibility to the police

WTF, they want to involve the police on some completely unfounded gossip, what a bunch of Karens.

Offline char45

I haven't and wouldn't tell anyone I knew, I've only known a few blokes who have told me they punted or we have been on holiday and they have. It would be interesting to meet punters anonymously in person

Offline Henry767

So Webpunter/ Sam, assuming an average penile insertion of 15-18 cm and a certain number of strokes per fuck, can anyone come up with an estimate of kilometres of cock per day or per week?
 

Offline Bigwilts

WTF, they want to involve the police on some completely unfounded gossip, what a bunch of Karens.
They don’t actually

The consensus was (when I read their thread) for her to keep out of other peoples business, but she had mentioned that in the group chat that underage prostitution was mentioned.
If it’s unfounded gossip their advice is to keep out of it, but just like any thread on here that mentions any possible suspicion of underage, trafficking etc to report to the police


The thread has been grown up about the situation - and the only Karen being the original poster
« Last Edit: February 04, 2022, 10:41:43 am by Bigwilts »

Offline sparkus

WTF, they want to involve the police on some completely unfounded gossip, what a bunch of Karens.

We could end up with one of those situations where an entire van load of coppers turns up at someone's house because of their tweets about biological sex versus gender.

Online SeekingSteve

They don’t actually

The consensus was (when I read their thread) for her to keep out of other peoples business, but she had mentioned that in the group chat that underage prostitution was mentioned.
If it’s unfounded gossip their advice is to keep out of it, but just like any thread on here that mentions any possible suspicion of underage, trafficking etc to report to the police


The thread has been grown up about the situation - and the only Karen being the original poster

Link to thread ? could  be good reading with a brew while im working  :)

Offline SamOmar

So Webpunter/ Sam, assuming an average penile insertion of 15-18 cm and a certain number of strokes per fuck, can anyone come up with an estimate of kilometres of cock per day or per week?

 :lol:
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Offline daviemac

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Link to thread ? could  be good reading with a brew while im working  :)
If you want to read it you need to go on the site and find it.

Offline PumpDump

They don’t actually

The consensus was (when I read their thread) for her to keep out of other peoples business, but she had mentioned that in the group chat that underage prostitution was mentioned.
If it’s unfounded gossip their advice is to keep out of it, but just like any thread on here that mentions any possible suspicion of underage, trafficking etc to report to the police


The thread has been grown up about the situation - and the only Karen being the original poster

Hold on a fucking minute. According to OP the wife found out the hubby was punting, she left him and told her friends what happened. One friend said "I bet he was seeing underage girls" or words to that effect. No basis whatsoever for that allegation. Someone on mumsnet suggests informing the police. That is completely fucked up. An false allegation like that can destroy the life of the husband, he will not get to see his kids while it is being investigated. And you are defending them?


Online SeekingSteve

Well, looks like the OP has been rumbled too. Sounds like they won't tell your Mrs, but I wouldn't bet against that.....

Offline Slow grinder

My mother once said of my father "George loved the ladies and the ladies loved him."

Strange isn't it ... when my dad 'disappeared' occasionally in the evening, when asked my mum said "your fathers going to get his feet done" or "he's off to his arty crafty's".
 

Offline Thephoenix

My mother once said of my father "George loved the ladies and the ladies loved him."

Strange isn't it ... when my dad 'disappeared' occasionally in the evening, when asked my mum said "your fathers going to get his feet done" or "he's off to his arty crafty's".

Added to my list. :thumbsup:

Offline sparkus

Well, looks like the OP has been rumbled too. Sounds like they won't tell your Mrs, but I wouldn't bet against that.....

Gives a whole new meaning to 'Don't Tell The Bride' :sarcastic:

Online SeekingSteve

Gives a whole new meaning to 'Don't Tell The Bride' :sarcastic:

With how long its been since he replied, I fear they have said something and he is in it up to his neck  :unknown:

edit:
Looks like the thread on mumsnet has been taken down too...
« Last Edit: February 04, 2022, 05:21:19 pm by SeekingSteve »

Offline PumpDump

Well, looks like the OP has been rumbled too. Sounds like they won't tell your Mrs, but I wouldn't bet against that.....

How do you know?

Offline MJ.spritzen

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With how long its been since he replied, I fear they have said something and he is in it up to his neck

I can confidently say that the person in question is not on this forum. If I tell you which detail(s) have been changed it would just be more clues. I wasn’t the only person he confided in on this anyway. It’s since caused a shitstorm on twitter of all places.

Online SeekingSteve

How do you know?

Mumsnet sleuth is is convinced she knows the OP. Thread has gone though.

Offline webpunter

Did you happen to include wanking too ?  ;)

my calcs are based on all of that , even sonething like SA for sex

Offline webpunter

ParisB ?

Mumsnet sleuth is is convinced she knows the OP. Thread has gone though.

Offline stampjones

I always think if you dont want something to get out dont tell anyone. If you cant keep your own secret how do you expect someone else to. Having said that I was out with my boss many years ago. We got absolutely hammered and went to a hooker bar. I ended up leaving with one. I have no idea if he saw me or not. I dont work with him anymore but he knows a lot of my friends so I guess it could be common knowledge.

Offline s0whatsnew?

So Webpunter/ Sam, assuming an average penile insertion of 15-18 cm and a certain number of strokes per fuck, can anyone come up with an estimate of kilometres of cock per day or per week?

Do urban speed limits apply here?   :crazy:

Offline SamOmar

Did you happen to include wanking too ?  ;)

no but a someone providing HR in exchange for money
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Offline Captainhowdy666

I was abroad a few years ago getting hammered in a bar and got chatting to some bloke, after a while he asks if I know where to find a strip club, I said no but I know where to find a brothel!  So we swapped stories of debauchery for a while then went off to said brothel.  Never saw him again.  It was so refreshing having somebody to talk to about this side of life, and I almost considered posting on my local forum here for a potential 'punting buddy'.  Someone who you could meet up for a pint or a punt and we'd know nothing about each other except for the punting.  Unsurprisingly I decided in the end not to risk it, because you might turn up and it's a colleague from work or something awkward.

That’s why most of us are here, it’s a confessional thing.
You can’t keep it all bottled up.

Offline Henry767

Do urban speed limits apply here?   :crazy:

If you're going to introduce 1/t  to the calculation, that's a whole other assumption on stroke rate, but at 30 SPM and 15 cm travel, I reckon you're well under 1km/he. Sorry to disappoint

Offline pbrown355

Sometimes I don't even tell myself.

Offline webpunter

Especially if they are a howler its best to try & forget it ever happened

Sometimes I don't even tell myself.

Offline NottsNylonLuvr

Good job you & your mate never twigged that you was both at the same game.
Guaranteed he would've taken you down with him...

Offline sparkus

Your mate should also be grateful he's still got a roof over his head TBF.

Offline rathbone

That’s why most of us are here, it’s a confessional thing.
You can’t keep it all bottled up.
Agree with that, although there are probably two competing sides here - those of us who have to keep it secret at all costs because we have too much to lose, and those who find it difficult not to confide in somebody and don't have too much to lose.  Just have to be sure which camp we're in then don't cross the line.

Offline Thephoenix

Sometimes I don't even tell myself.
I don't even tell my imaginary friend!

Offline myothernameis

Funny how people differ. Lots of friends and family know what I get up to though not the fine details and not my prissy elder daughter. Never been secretive. Maybe runs in the family which was unconventional .My mother once said of my father "George loved the ladies and the ladies loved him."


Same here, at one point in my life, I was at my lowest and not proud of myself, and spill the beans, and my sordid life

I never went into exact details, but just let my family know, that i see prostitutes, and why, and being depressed it gave someomne to talk to.   One of my brothers at one time was also seeing escorts, and at this time we would have been 19 yr old & me 22 yrs old

My oldest brother asked me last year, if I still see escorts, and told him, hardly ever now, as think my sex drive has lessened

Offline Doc Holliday

I don't even tell my imaginary friend!

Don't worry .. I keep them up to speed.

Over the years far too many people knew about me. Mostly within the industry (punters and SPs) but some not directly involved.

I was foolhardy but lucky. As a result I have for some time preached the importance of telling nobody, but also to be very careful about potential identifying information on forums.

Online LLPunting

That’s why most of us are here, it’s a confessional thing.
You can’t keep it all bottled up.

By us you're only presuming about the contributors to this site that keep it going.  There are thousands, a silent majority, who apparently can keep it under their hats.