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Yeboahsleftfoot

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Comms: Easy, initially it was supposed to be a duo with both girls highly recommended by the agency receptionist who has earned a few bob from me over the years so generally points me in the right direction. I originally tried to book Mia with Emma who I'd seen before (https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=110164.0) after reading a review featuring a double facial which got my juices going but she had to go home. It got complicated when Dina failed to show and had as I subsequent discovered, completely forgotten the booking. It turned out to be a solo punt that ranks in my top 20 of all time.

Location: An upmarket garden square in the golden triangle (where I hoped to be very shortly), behind Harrods where there is a 5 bedroomed flat described as "The ultimate Knightsbridge apartment" on the market for a cool £25,000,000. We need to club together fellas, it would make one helluva shag pad/brothel!

The flat itself is of grand proportions, lavishly decorated (for a whore's gaffe) with abundant mirrors in both the reception room and bedroom and a separate kitchen and bathroom at the back of the building.

I've been here before and know of at least one other in the square used for the same purpose. If the dowager neighbours knew there were a bunch of Russian hookers servicing dirty old fuckers like you and me all day and night, they'd choke on their Bombay Sapphire and tonic.

Mia, 21, Russian, 5'7, size 8, brown with dirty blonde streaks, 34D-24-34  External Link/Members Only new in town, only here for a short time £250.

The punt: I arrived a few minutes early and was buzzed in to the raised ground floor flat and into the reception room to be greeted by Mia, drop dead gorgeous, early twenties, this is where the fantasy comes in because my first thought was that she looked like a porn version of Jessica Ennis, but prettier and substantially more pumped up in the arse, tits and lips regions. The tatas are enhanced but well done, still feel soft and natural with responsive nipples,  the rest is soft to the touch, firm when you grab it and clean, bar a small tattoo above her arse, Pussy fully shaved. Her darkish complexion comes from some Turkish ancestry.

There is something about the best Russian girls that I find irresistible, the haughty demeanour, gym fit bodies, Slavic cheekbones, real enthusiasm for and enjoyment of sex and all its accoutrements, Mia delivered in all aspects, in spades, her English was dodgy but she was smiling and enthusiastic from the first to the last minute. The photos are unmistakeably her, slightly glamourised and elongated but this is one hot bird.

She welcomed me in a basque contraption with stockings and heels, fresh from the shower, with kissing that got progressively deeper and more French, not being shy I got stuck in as it intensified, hands on her arse, pushed her tits up out of the top, stroked her pussy, she stroked then grabbed my cock and had my trousers round my ankles within a few minutes. This attention got me fully engorged and we snogged then I got her on her knees sucking and licking, paying great attention to head, shaft, balls and undercarriage, delicious.

We walked, entwined to the bedroom, undressed fully, bar stockings and heels (hers) and indulged in an orgy of kissing, groping, sucking, licking, poking, shagging, pounding, balls deep in cowgirl, she cummed loudly, reverse cowgirl, missionary, jackhammer and doggy, with a good portion of rimming and tea bagging, she was fully engaged and enthusiastic for the duration.

The comedy kicked in as round one was reaching a crescendo and she was riding me in cowgirl with the intensity of a grand national runner in the home straight as I smashed away.........when the fucking doorbell rang, kudos to her, she ignored it and I was too close to the vinegar strokes to worry, I put her on her knees by the mirror and after a little tromboning, unleashed the first prolific, zinc, celery, pineapple and coconut supplemented facial money shot, received without flinching, marvellous.

She was embarrassed and checked with her "manager", highlighting the perils of single manager/multi agency arrangements - it was another punter booked by another agency without consultation, anyway, the manager got rid of him.

We cleaned up and chatted a bit, she's from St Petersburg, earning for studies, she paid me a few compliments which I lapped up like a daft old fool and we started making out on the sofa, she slid to the floor and gave me a good rimming and great blowjob, she grabbed my hand and dragged me back to the bedroom, sucked a bit more and put on a nodder.

We fucked in missionary, cowgirl and doggy, I made sure we were positioned in front of the large bedside mirror, the view was fucking awesome, particularly as I smashed her from behind, holding her by the hair, tits bouncing. She organised again and I was getting close so I withdrew, tore of the condom and straddled her head and rocked my balls, gooch and arse over her tongue while she wanked me, keeping eye contact when she wasn't immersed underneath. The pressure built and with a warning "not the eyes please", I spurted thickly over her tits, face and head, then I collapsed in a sweaty heap. She cuddled me like a girlfriend and we kissed some more until it was time to clean up, dress and go.

I left reluctantly with a smile on my face and a spring in my step with £200 designated punting money burning a hole in my pocket, happy fucking days!





   

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Yeboahsleftfoot

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awesome review.
she sounds  :bomb: :bomb:

Thanks and yes she is, I don't like breaking £200 but can honestly say that for looks, attitude, performance and venue she was worth it.

Offline Gatehouse

What a great post, and what a lady!

Periodically Hot Collection pull some belters out of 'the back of the Transit' and this appears to be such one.

May well have to pop along.


Yeboahsleftfoot

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What a great post, and what a lady!

Periodically Hot Collection pull some belters out of 'the back of the Transit' and this appears to be such one.

May well have to pop along.

She sure is a special one and the living room and bedroom are perfect for punting, high ceilings, spacious and loads of mirrors, probably my favourite incall venue.

Offline Gatehouse

Sounds ideal.

Ive got a bit stuck with the same girls recently so this looks like a welcome change.


Offline Johnny wishbone

Comms: Easy, initially it was supposed to be a duo with both girls highly recommended by the agency receptionist who has earned a few bob from me over the years so generally points me in the right direction. I originally tried to book Mia with Emma who I'd seen before (https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=110164.0) after reading a review featuring a double facial which got my juices going but she had to go home. It got complicated when Dina failed to show and had as I subsequent discovered, completely forgotten the booking. It turned out to be a solo punt that ranks in my top 20 of all time.

Location: An upmarket garden square in the golden triangle (where I hoped to be very shortly), behind Harrods where there is a 5 bedroomed flat described as "The ultimate Knightsbridge apartment" on the market for a cool £25,000,000. We need to club together fellas, it would make one helluva shag pad/brothel!

The flat itself is of grand proportions, lavishly decorated (for a whore's gaffe) with abundant mirrors in both the reception room and bedroom and a separate kitchen and bathroom at the back of the building.

I've been here before and know of at least one other in the square used for the same purpose. If the dowager neighbours knew there were a bunch of Russian hookers servicing dirty old fuckers like you and me all day and night, they'd choke on their Bombay Sapphire and tonic.

Mia, 21, Russian, 5'7, size 8, brown with dirty blonde streaks, 34D-24-34  External Link/Members Only new in town, only here for a short time £250.

The punt: I arrived a few minutes early and was buzzed in to the raised ground floor flat and into the reception room to be greeted by Mia, drop dead gorgeous, early twenties, this is where the fantasy comes in because my first thought was that she looked like a porn version of Jessica Ennis, but prettier and substantially more pumped up in the arse, tits and lips regions. The tatas are enhanced but well done, still feel soft and natural with responsive nipples,  the rest is soft to the touch, firm when you grab it and clean, bar a small tattoo above her arse, Pussy fully shaved. Her darkish complexion comes from some Turkish ancestry.

There is something about the best Russian girls that I find irresistible, the haughty demeanour, gym fit bodies, Slavic cheekbones, real enthusiasm for and enjoyment of sex and all its accoutrements, Mia delivered in all aspects, in spades, her English was dodgy but she was smiling and enthusiastic from the first to the last minute. The photos are unmistakeably her, slightly glamourised and elongated but this is one hot bird.

She welcomed me in a basque contraption with stockings and heels, fresh from the shower, with kissing that got progressively deeper and more French, not being shy I got stuck in as it intensified, hands on her arse, pushed her tits up out of the top, stroked her pussy, she stroked then grabbed my cock and had my trousers round my ankles within a few minutes. This attention got me fully engorged and we snogged then I got her on her knees sucking and licking, paying great attention to head, shaft, balls and undercarriage, delicious.

We walked, entwined to the bedroom, undressed fully, bar stockings and heels (hers) and indulged in an orgy of kissing, groping, sucking, licking, poking, shagging, pounding, balls deep in cowgirl, she cummed loudly, reverse cowgirl, missionary, jackhammer and doggy, with a good portion of rimming and tea bagging, she was fully engaged and enthusiastic for the duration.

The comedy kicked in as round one was reaching a crescendo and she was riding me in cowgirl with the intensity of a grand national runner in the home straight as I smashed away.........when the fucking doorbell rang, kudos to her, she ignored it and I was too close to the vinegar strokes to worry, I put her on her knees by the mirror and after a little tromboning, unleashed the first prolific, zinc, celery, pineapple and coconut supplemented facial money shot, received without flinching, marvellous.

She was embarrassed and checked with her "manager", highlighting the perils of single manager/multi agency arrangements - it was another punter booked by another agency without consultation, anyway, the manager got rid of him.

We cleaned up and chatted a bit, she's from St Petersburg, earning for studies, she paid me a few compliments which I lapped up like a daft old fool and we started making out on the sofa, she slid to the floor and gave me a good rimming and great blowjob, she grabbed my hand and dragged me back to the bedroom, sucked a bit more and put on a nodder.

We fucked in missionary, cowgirl and doggy, I made sure we were positioned in front of the large bedside mirror, the view was fucking awesome, particularly as I smashed her from behind, holding her by the hair, tits bouncing. She organised again and I was getting close so I withdrew, tore of the condom and straddled her head and rocked my balls, gooch and arse over her tongue while she wanked me, keeping eye contact when she wasn't immersed underneath. The pressure built and with a warning "not the eyes please", I spurted thickly over her tits, face and head, then I collapsed in a sweaty heap. She cuddled me like a girlfriend and we kissed some more until it was time to clean up, dress and go.

I left reluctantly with a smile on my face and a spring in my step with £200 designated punting money burning a hole in my pocket, happy fucking days!





   

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Always enjoy reading your reviews. She is absolutely bloody gorgeous.

Yeboahsleftfoot

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Always enjoy reading your reviews. She is absolutely bloody gorgeous.

Thanks Johnny, it was such a great punt and she hung round my neck, naked at the door kissing and begging me to come back soon, she should win the Russian version of an Oscar!

Offline peter purves

Her darkish complexion comes from some Turkish ancestry.

There is something about the best Russian girls that I find irresistible, the haughty demeanour, gym fit bodies, Slavic cheekbones


Glad you a had a good time.

A nice review as perusual, without being pedantic (well I am  :P) just one minor point.

A+ for the review nonetheless
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Yeboahsleftfoot

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Glad you a had a good time.

A nice review as perusual, without being pedantic (well I am  :P) just one minor point.

A+ for the review nonetheless

Not sure what you mean Peter, Slavic includes Russia for sure, the autocorrect that pissed me of was "she organised" instead of orgasmed....

Offline shy92

I've read your review and I'm going to see her today, hopefully she's worth every penny
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Yeboahsleftfoot

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I've read your review and I'm going to see her today, hopefully she's worth every penny

I hope she delivers for you, a pal of mine saw her last night and had a great time, ymmv but it's very likely you will enjoy, let us know.

Offline webpunter

Pineapple is supposed to make the harry-munk taste better.  Wasn't aware that celery helps - well unless this is to stick up where the sun don't shine ..
Trombone or rusty trombone ?  :lol:
Top review.  She's just a bit norf of where i like to be on spends.  And the shopped pics on all these websites does diddly squat for me.  Noted she's a stunner tho

I put her on her knees by the mirror and after a little tromboning, unleashed the first prolific, zinc, celery, pineapple and coconut supplemented facial money shot, received without flinching, marvellous.

Yeboahsleftfoot

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Pineapple is supposed to make the harry-munk taste better.  Wasn't aware that celery helps - well unless this is to stick up where the sun don't shine ..
Trombone or rusty trombone ?  :lol:
Top review.  She's just a bit norf of where i like to be on spends.  And the shopped pics on all these websites does diddly squat for me.  Noted she's a stunner tho

The trombone ain't rusty yet young man! Her attitude was top quality, she was happily walking to the kitchen naked to get us some water with spunk dripping off her chin and spattered on her chest, you don't get breeding like that every day!

Offline webpunter

I wish i was young !  Might have to make an exception on my pricing limits.  I lurve it when you can watch them sexily slinking around - especially naked - and you have the satisfaction of thinking i was hanging out of that but a minute or two ago.  Even better in a pukka large pad - which creates some distance & a better lingering view
As for breeding you did mention that she was riding me in cowgirl with the intensity of a grand national runner in the home straight.  I like the thoroughbred linkage
Are you sure you weren't in the saddle for five furlongs rather than the grand national @ just under 5 miles ?  :lol:

The trombone ain't rusty yet young man! Her attitude was top quality, she was happily walking to the kitchen naked to get us some water with spunk dripping off her chin and spattered on her chest, you don't get breeding like that every day!

Yeboahsleftfoot

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I wish i was young !  Might have to make an exception on my pricing limits.  I lurve it when you can watch them sexily slinking around - especially naked - and you have the satisfaction of thinking i was hanging out of that but a minute or two ago.  Even better in a pukka large pad - which creates some distance & a better lingering view
As for breeding you did mention that she was riding me in cowgirl with the intensity of a grand national runner in the home straight.  I like the thoroughbred linkage
Are you sure you weren't in the saddle for five furlongs rather than the grand national @ just under 5 miles ?  :lol:

When I stepped out into the sunlit square on wobbly legs it felt like I'd ridden the full course, including the big jumps!

Offline shy92

Damn boy that was so good!!! She knows how to please l, highly recommended lads
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Yeboahsleftfoot

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Damn boy that was so good!!! She knows how to please l, highly recommended lads

Glad you had a good time pal, she's had a few bookings since this review, pleased she maintained standards, tinged with slight disappointment that she wasn't just great for me 😜

Offline OutForJustice80

Poking? :lol:

Sounds fucking fantastic. Or should that be fantastic fucking?

Offline Big Bad R

Damn boy that was so good!!! She knows how to please l, highly recommended lads

How about a review ? You benefited from YLF's review, more reviews will confirm that the WG offers a consistent service.  :hi:

Offline peter purves

Not sure what you mean Peter, Slavic includes Russia for sure, the autocorrect that pissed me of was "she organised" instead of orgasmed....

Just being sarcastic...or perhaps too clever  :P

...Viz. that you like Slavs but this one is of Turkic descent

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Yeboahsleftfoot

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Just being sarcastic...or perhaps too clever  :P

...Viz. that you like Slavs but this one is of Turkic descent

Only half!

Offline Gatehouse

Am in Town today so may try and visit her tonight.

Looks good!  :P

Offline Gandalfthewhite

Aaaand....not for the first time, interest generated by reviews has led to a HC girl putting up prices by £50/hr


Yeboahsleftfoot

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Aaaand....not for the first time, interest generated by reviews has led to a HC girl putting up prices by £50/hr

No, she was £250 when I saw her Gandalf, started at £200 the previous week then decided to stay longer and upped her price before my review.

Offline Gandalfthewhite

No, she was £250 when I saw her Gandalf, started at £200 the previous week then decided to stay longer and upped her price before my review.

You're right and you've said so in the review, my apologies. Saw the £200 figure at the end of the review (but it's clear that you're referring to what you saved from the other girl going MIA - pun intended:-) and jumped the gun a bit, also because I seemed to remember seeing her listed for £200.

Another epic review up I see:-) Where do you get the energy.

Yeboahsleftfoot

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You're right and you've said so in the review, my apologies. Saw the £200 figure at the end of the review (but it's clear that you're referring to what you saved from the other girl going MIA - pun intended:-) and jumped the gun a bit, also because I seemed to remember seeing her listed for £200.

Another epic review up I see:-) Where do you get the energy.

It's a balance between a healthy lifestyle and being a dirty old fucker.

TheCape

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Yeboah, another quality review, cheers.

You say she's not here long, do you know if she'll still be around on the 19th when I'm next in town? Combination of stunning girl and high end luxury apartment might just temp me.

Cheers.

Yeboahsleftfoot

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Yeboah, another quality review, cheers.

You say she's not here long, do you know if she'll still be around on the 19th when I'm next in town? Combination of stunning girl and high end luxury apartment might just temp me.

Cheers.

I reckon she is getting plenty of business so may stay a bit longer, best thing is to call the agency and ask, plead, beg....

Offline Gandalfthewhite

Saw her thanks to the stellar review and other feedback, what a great girl! Incredibly friendly and warm, very willing, and also the right level of filthy for me:-)

Leaving on the 10th but back in December

Will try to post a review shortly

Yeboahsleftfoot

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Saw her thanks to the stellar review and other feedback, what a great girl! Incredibly friendly and warm, very willing, and also the right level of filthy for me:-)

Leaving on the 10th but back in December

Will try to post a review shortly

Good man Gandalf, the flat is great too, adds top the whole experience....

Offline webpunter

Have had the occasional punt in majestic surroundings.  Deffo adds a certain something xtra
When the accomo is pukka i can't remember having a crap or even average session.  Soon as i walk in i think to myself - things are looking good  :yahoo:

Good man Gandalf, the flat is great too, adds top the whole experience....

Yeboahsleftfoot

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Have had the occasional punt in majestic surroundings.  Deffo adds a certain something xtra
When the accomo is pukka i can't remember having a crap or even average session.  Soon as i walk in i think to myself - things are looking good  :yahoo:

Yep, it's why punts feel so good abroad on business and the birds come to the hotel suite....

Offline webpunter

Especially when they stay just that little bit longer - off the meter. And the best bit is that afterwards you get to ship em out. Then ponder: 1/ celebratory drink or 2/ snooze [if in the day] - sleep [if late on]. Just don't leave the safe open :lol:

Yep, it's why punts feel so good abroad on business and the birds come to the hotel suite....

Yeboahsleftfoot

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Especially when they stay just that little bit longer - off the meter. And the best bit is that afterwards you get to ship em out. Then ponder: 1/ celebratory drink or 2/ snooze [if in the day] - sleep [if late on]. Just don't leave the safe open :lol:

 :D :lol: :D :lol:


Offline inthemix96

Really great review, fantastic that she takes the facials so well, am hopefully going to see her next week

Yeboahsleftfoot

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Really great review, fantastic that she takes the facials so well, am hopefully going to see her next week

As with all hookers YMMV but she has a few positive reviews on here and comes for shortish trips so doesn't get burnt out from long stints, from my experience she is a great girl, in my top 10.

Yeboahsleftfoot

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She's back, but at a ludicrous £300, a great girl but daft pricing, particularly as she was £200 when she first came over less than a year ago, inflation on a grand scale.

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Offline Gandalfthewhite

Unfortunately HC seem to track this website only too well, any girl who gets good reviews here sees her rates climb rapidly, though have also seen them drop when guys here say they won't be visiting at those prices :)

Yeboahsleftfoot

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Unfortunately HC seem to track this website only too well, any girl who gets good reviews here sees her rates climb rapidly, though have also seen them drop when guys here say they won't be visiting at those prices :)

I should be getting BOGOF deals if that's the case! Spoke to the receptionist about the £300 price point and she said it's because those girls only want to see a limited number of clients, makes no sense to me, whoring is about maximising revenue over time, right?

Offline hw189

Unfortunately HC seem to track this website only too well, any girl who gets good reviews here sees her rates climb rapidly, though have also seen them drop when guys here say they won't be visiting at those prices :)

Exactly what I have noticed too. I even mentioned similar to this this recently on another thread.

Offline hermanmunster

I booked her fairly recently at £300 per hour.  I didn't really finish what I had started (she is not very keen on penetration for anyone slightly above average size), but, as she was gorgeous booked to see her again.  Just before I was due to visit she put up her prices again, to £350 - and refused to accept my visit at the price at point of booking. 

Needless to say I cancelled the booking - the agency were very disappointed with her and very apologetic.  The implication was, that she was a bit overconfident about her sex appeal and a law unto herself.

Conclusion : She is gorgeous, but with an attitude that stinks. The money grabbing approach is clearly not far below the surface.  It was quite simply not a way to conduct business and I hope she learns her lesson from it.  She lost out from the cancelled booking, not me.  I had just come back from overseas from where I had bought her quite an expensive gift - obviously she will not be getting this, I shall choose someone else to give it to.

I had booked her on the strength of her selfie photos - I was totally baffled why her professional photos make her less attractive than in real life.  She should forget them and take some more selfies!
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Offline HoneyNutCheerios

I booked her fairly recently at £300 per hour.  I didn't really finish what I had started (she is not very keen on penetration for anyone slightly above average size), but, as she was gorgeous booked to see her again.  Just before I was due to visit she put up her prices again, to £350 - and refused to accept my visit at the price at point of booking. 

Needless to say I cancelled the booking - the agency were very disappointed with her and very apologetic.  The implication was, that she was a bit overconfident about her sex appeal and a law unto herself.

Conclusion : She is gorgeous, but with an attitude that stinks. The money grabbing approach is clearly not far below the surface.  It was quite simply not a way to conduct business and I hope she learns her lesson from it.  She lost out from the cancelled booking, not me.  I had just come back from overseas from where I had bought her quite an expensive gift - obviously she will not be getting this, I shall choose someone else to give it to.

I had booked her on the strength of her selfie photos - I was totally baffled why her professional photos make her less attractive than in real life.  She should forget them and take some more selfies!

Why you bumped a 2 year old thread for this instead of writing it under New Review is beyond me. But the vets of UKP aren't gonna let you off easy, whoever sees it first.

Offline The Film Director


The implication was, that she was a bit overconfident about her sex appeal and a law unto herself.

I had just come back from overseas from where I had bought her quite an expensive gift.

I wonder why  :dash:

Offline hermanmunster

I didn't really think it constituted a review - hence I just commented on a previous review.  Should I post as a separate review - and would it be allowed?

Offline magnetico

I had just come back from overseas from where I had bought her quite an expensive gift
FYI she's not your girlfriend

Offline hermanmunster

I wonder why  :dash:


That was before she let me down and exhibited the other side of her approach to clients.

Offline magnetico

Should I post as a separate review - and would it be allowed?
Obviously you're allowed to write reviews, so yes please review her!

But your review should be about the £300 shag, not a long rant about her current prices or a booking which you cancelled yourself.