Having a wank clears your mind

[Metalgear2018]

I have saved a lot of money having a wank before exploring punting options and I don't regret it. My justification is this.

1) I don't last long in bed so why would I spend £60 for 15mins when i can't last no longer the 5 mins.

2) is the punt worth the car journey which incurs petrol charges?

3) life is not getting cheaper so £60 could be better spent elsewhere.

4) I know that the escort does not like me and wants me in and out of the property as quickly as possible.

5) the quality of escorts are shocking nowadays.

[chadpitt]

Hard to argue with this logic.

[Mr Doodle]

Yep.. indeed.. however, for some reason, I can't get to the point when I know I am going punting..

[hunkybc]

Yep you are right. Following this logic makes you think why? I can put on a porn vid and instantly get some relief.
But with punting its the danger, excitement and fulfilling a fantasy that you would not normally get to do that you pay for right?
That said I'm still currently following your logic 

[Buttons]

But, a wank no matter how good is anywhere near as good as amazing sex (paid or otherwise) with someone real. That’s why we keep going back, chasing the mind blowing sex.

Obviously a wank is better than a crap meet and wanking has potentially saved me from a few of those over the years 

[Rochelle]

I have saved a lot of money having a wank before exploring punting options and I don't regret it. My justification is this.

1) I don't last long in bed so why would I spend £60 for 15mins when i can't last no longer the 5 mins.

2) is the punt worth the car journey which incurs petrol charges?

3) life is not getting cheaper so £60 could be better spent elsewhere.

4) I know that the escort does not like me and wants me in and out of the property as quickly as possible.

5) the quality of escorts are shocking nowadays.

Just keep wanking and never have sex with another person again. Sorted.

[Bum Lovin Criminal]

I have saved a lot of money having a wank before exploring punting options and I don't regret it. My justification is this.

1) I don't last long in bed so why would I spend £60 for 15mins when i can't last no longer the 5 mins.

2) is the punt worth the car journey which incurs petrol charges?

3) life is not getting cheaper so £60 could be better spent elsewhere.

4) I know that the escort does not like me and wants me in and out of the property as quickly as possible.

5) the quality of escorts are shocking nowadays.

Agreed!  If you mean knocking one out instead of going on that punt...you'll save some dosh....but that only goes so far and you'll be wanting the real thing even more

before long.   But if you mean knocking one before the punt...this will make you last a lot longer than 5 mins..with the added danger of not being able to cross the finish

line and er..finish within time..    There are other tips to lasting longer though all on Google - (not just for cute kittens and conspiracy theories)

1)  Let her go on top, go deep and just grind for a bit - Blow and empty your lungs then hold your breath for as long as - with your tongue draw circle on the roof of you

mouth - (best done in Doggie so she doesn't laugh at your expressions) - reverse kegal, when your close to PONR make like your trying to squeeze out a fart, be careful

though and DON'T fart.-think of a dead rotting horse with maggots/maths equations, etc - tao thrusting ie,  9-1, 8 -2, 7-3, etc...

just before your PONR, tug on the ole coin purse downwards should each trick should push your PONR back at least a minute,(that's 120 thrusts)   10 minutes is better

than 5..

2)  I try not to let the car journey time exceed the punt time...( unless she is exceptional and worth it) had a punt once walking distance from work..had to break out

my Groucho mask for that one..

3)  True, life is not getting cheaper, but some P&D punts are...£60, £50, £40........even £20 in Coventry.

4)  Not true of every SP, some are Okay and don't give you the "Roms Rush" and are relaxed-ish with time.

5)  'the quality of escorts are shocking nowadays'.....can't argue with that that one

Also found this in the archives by Punther that's funny and might help!

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=95165.msg1148193#msg1148193

[Fuzzyduck]

I disagree with the notion of having a wank before exploring punting options. In a punting context, a wank is what you do when (a) you can't have sex or punt or (b) you are considering a punt out of desperation. People always make poor decisions when they want to bust a nut. Here, it's better to bash one out and then congratulate yourself on a good decision and money saved.

[JamesKW]

I have saved a lot of money having a wank before exploring punting options and I don't regret it. My justification is this.

1) I don't last long in bed so why would I spend £60 for 15mins when i can't last no longer the 5 mins.

I like to do both,I really enjoy a long edging wank which can last one to two hours.I have the opposite problem in that as I do alot of parties and I can only cum once, I have developed the ability to go a long time without cumming,to get value for money at the parties.Sometimes I can do an AW punt for half hour and not cum at all.

[tesla]

3) life is not getting cheaper so £60 could be better spent elsewhere.

it must be at least 15 years since I spent so little on a punt

oh and I disagree that escorts are getting worse, you just need to look properly

[hamchang]

When options are few and far between and I am struggling to find someone to get my cock wet with I often succumb to a wank and when I have shot the though "well that saved 150 then" alway comes to mind.

[Marmalade]

Much as you might find you want to clean the pipes occasionally ... however .... Every individual probably went through a period of adjustment understanding, deciding and acting on what safe sex meant to him or her. Just now the 'rules' are changing too often and based too much on political expediency than science. There will come a time when people make a similar decision in the developing environment. I suspect it may probably not be healthy to isolate from the rest of the human race completely.

[Kelgon85]

All I know is that, over the years, having a tug or two has saved me a lot of money.

[Yorkshirefatrascal]

If theres a DIY version of getting yer balls sucked and licked please let me know, otherwise I'll keep punting thank you

[CheeseBoard]

If theres a DIY version of getting yer balls sucked and licked please let me know, otherwise I'll keep punting thank you

Contortionism would work 

[JamesKW]

I disagree with the notion of having a wank before exploring punting options. In a punting context, a wank is what you do when (a) you can't have sex or punt or

I disagree,having a wank is an enjoyable pursuit in itself,I like to do both, though I cant afford visiting prossies every day.Well I could go to SOHO for a £22 pump and dump,though I dont find the walkups very fulfilling.

[Fuzzyduck]

If theres a DIY version of getting yer balls sucked and licked please let me know, otherwise I'll keep punting thank you

Try searching for autofellatio or self sucking on pornhub, xhamster etc. Keep practising!

[Payyourwaymate]

I have saved a lot of money having a wank before exploring punting options and I don't regret it. My justification is this.

1) I don't last long in bed so why would I spend £60 for 15mins when i can't last no longer the 5 mins.

2) is the punt worth the car journey which incurs petrol charges?

3) life is not getting cheaper so £60 could be better spent elsewhere.

4) I know that the escort does not like me and wants me in and out of the property as quickly as possible.

5) the quality of escorts are shocking nowadays.

That logic works following that line of reasoning, or when the disposable funds aren't present. Wanking does not work for me anymore to prevent me going on a punt. If I wank I just feel drained instead and it makes the urge worse now, in contrast to actually going for a punt. Before, when I had no funds spare as I was busy putting the money elsewhere and used to punt once a month, it was very easy to justify not punting; or I could have a wank and that would tie me over. Over time as I realised I had more money than I thought, it became harder to try and wank the punting urge away, in my head I would be thinking what the hell is the point wanking to someone else having sex pretending it's me  ... when I can just go sort myself out in real life right now?

Don't get me wrong I still wank, but the day when the cash flow is strong enough... I don't think I will really wank anymore. It's discipline that prevents me from punting more than I really could. (Yes I could get a girlfriend but that would not cut it, not for my circumstances.)

Point 4 that you make about the escort not liking you should not be on your mind, the punt is about you, not how the WG feels about you, I could care less if the WG likes me or not, as long as I am satisfied all is well, if she likes me like some past WGs I've seen in the past, well...good for them lol not my problem, although it has led to better service, there is not much you can do with having chemistry with someone unfortunately. You either click or you don't.

[antsz]

4) And theres me thinking all the SPs i have been with fancied me and got on like a house on fire. To be fair i put effort into researching my punts and touch wood, i have gotten on with all the girls i have met

[Colston36]

it must be at least 15 years since I spent so little on a punt

oh and I disagree that escorts are getting worse, you just need to look properly

Well, I have only been coughing up for 5 years - apart from a brief interlude around the turn of the century. And I totally agree that if you do your research properly you can have some glorious experiences As for wanking - well, I have managed to amass a colossal amount of filth since February. And a very good article in The Spectator convinced me that the second wave is not likely to be anything like as bad as the first.

[RAJEC]

Have a wank before a punt 

If you’re still horny, don’t cancel it! 

[WelshClipper]

I find wanking a real bore most times. True it is an immediate release and is very cheap in comparison. But after a wank its "okay put the kettle on, make a piece of toast, have a shower get dressed, whats on todays agenda" In other words a routine.....

Now fucking a fantastic body, tits bouncing, labia grabbing my cock etc etc. That memory lasts me ages and worth every penny of £60 - £100 

Plus on my journey there is no question the orgasms during sex are way more intense than my hand could ever replicate.

We are all different....

[Kelgon85]

Have a wank before a punt 

If you’re still horny, don’t cancel it! 

This is sound advice. I've found that ten minutes seems to do the trick. If within ten minutes of blowing your load the urge returns, then keep the appointment. If nothing after ten minutes, then you most likely just needed a wank.

[tictacs]

More often than not this happens when I am trying to arrange an on the day meet. An hour of fruitless browsing on Adultwork and then I think fuck it, I'll have a wank instead.

[standardpostage]

You can eat at home, very cheaply.

Or, you can go to a nice restaurant,  be waited on, no tiding up, no washing up. (More expensive).

It's nice to treat yourself, now and again.

[stewpid]

I wanked plenty before I discovered punting. Good sex is worth suffering the occasional bad punt along the way... 

[jordan452]

Wanking does not work for me anymore to prevent me going on a punt. If I wank I just feel drained instead and it makes the urge worse now,

 
+It’s makes its makes me horny for some reason, the urge to fuck increases. 
 
Especially if it’s over a Pornstar who advertises on AW.

[Bonker]

 I know it's an old joke but...

Don't knock masturbation, it's sex with someone I love.

A wank is cheaper, easier, less risky than a punt. But, a good punt is more fun. Making love with someone you care for is much better.

A wank leaves me deflated, a punt relieved and love elated.

[winkywanky]

I have saved a lot of money having a wank before exploring punting options and I don't regret it. My justification is this.

1) I don't last long in bed so why would I spend £60 for 15mins when i can't last no longer the 5 mins.

2) is the punt worth the car journey which incurs petrol charges?

3) life is not getting cheaper so £60 could be better spent elsewhere.

4) I know that the escort does not like me and wants me in and out of the property as quickly as possible.

5) the quality of escorts are shocking nowadays.

That all begs the question, why are you still here then? 

[winkywanky]

Even without the emotional connection that a 'real' partner would provide, a punt still at least means that someone else is getting you off. And sex is one of those things where it (normally) feels better with someone else doing it for/with you.

And even with a WG, I suspect most punters get a kick out of giving another human being pleasure.

I would agree though, that having a wank will tend to reduce your punting activity and stop it getting out of hand, for me at least. After I've cum over some good porn I feel relieved, relaxed and full of endorphins.

But if I'm feeling really horny, only banging a woman (Trans or otherwise  ) will fill that gap properly.

[Metalgear2018]

That all begs the question, why are you still here then? 

Have you noticed I always ignore you?

[Geko12]

I have saved a lot of money having a wank before exploring punting options and I don't regret it. My justification is this.

1) I don't last long in bed so why would I spend £60 for 15mins when i can't last no longer the 5 mins.

2) is the punt worth the car journey which incurs petrol charges?

3) life is not getting cheaper so £60 could be better spent elsewhere.

4) I know that the escort does not like me and wants me in and out of the property as quickly as possible.

5) the quality of escorts are shocking nowadays.




OP!  Heres what I think..

I was exactly in your mindframe last year, punting every week/month for me was not doing anything for me, i was not enjoying it, wasting money on shit punts and it felt like a chore.

I now punt maybe once every 3-4 months and I enjoy it a whole lot better, I see it as to treat myself once in a while after working hard, my advice save your money when you can, punt maybe once a month or once every 2 months see how you feel.

I have tried the wank at home too and a guy can only wank every so often when you just need a wg's arse and tits in your face 

The wg will never fancy you or fall in love with you, you need to understand they love your wallet and whats inside, your mindset should be about you and satisfying the urges your paying for. If love is what your loooking for, then you may feel lonley and need a girlfriend but they are a headache, i tell you now.

if you dont last long, try a longer foreplay.

Life is short, so do what makes you happy and Happy Punting!!! 

[Rochelle]

Have you noticed I always ignore you?

Clearly not, seeing as you had to have an ignore ceremony.

[JamesKW]

if you dont last long, try a longer foreplay.

Yes,there are plenty of things you can do,you dont need to rush out as soon as you cum,you can start with DFK,massage,try a little kink,face sitting,oral,plenty of stuff to fill up the time.Go for shorter 30 min punts and have more of these than hourly or longer punts.

[winkywanky]

Have you noticed I always ignore you?

Well clearly that's not the case!         

[winkywanky]

Clearly not, seeing as you had to have an ignore ceremony.

Brilliant! 

[luv2kiss54]

it must be at least 15 years since I spent so little on a punt

oh and I disagree that escorts are getting worse, you just need to look properly

I disagree with your disagreement. At the moment i would say escorts and the choice of escorts has never been so poor. Too many Brazilians and Roms, girls charging ridiculous prices, and more profiles with fake pictures and full of lies than i can remember. Also a lot of the good ones are not working at the moment, again reducing choice.

You say you need to look properly, i agree that research especially on here is vital but sometimes you feel like taking a chance in the hope you will uncover a gem but this is rare. Like you, 2020 has been my lowest spend since i started punting so at least the bank balance is healthier !

[Mr Sinister]

Post-nut clarity is the term, same when you go for a punt and don't feel fulfilled, feel it was a waste of money once you've finished.

[Fugly]

I have saved a lot of money having a wank before exploring punting options and I don't regret it.

Wise words Metalgear. 

I'd also recommend a good wank before you make any major life decisions.  It really does clear the mind
NB: politicians of all political shades please take note before subjecting us to your next load of poorly thought through bollix

[Marmalade]

I have saved a lot of money having a wank before exploring punting options and I don't regret it. My justification is this.

1) I don't last long in bed so why would I spend £60 for 15mins when i can't last no longer the 5 mins.

2) is the punt worth the car journey which incurs petrol charges?

3) life is not getting cheaper so £60 could be better spent elsewhere.

4) I know that the escort does not like me and wants me in and out of the property as quickly as possible.

5) the quality of escorts are shocking nowadays.

Taking this post seriously...

Especially 4 & 5... There are times when a stoney faced Rom or brass rubbing Chinese p4p (and yes, I'm generalising, but it's necessary to indicate some stereotypes), when the p4p might be physically attractive but the service is conducted with a perceptible disdain, that I have either given up on her and gone to a plan b or considered the solo option.

I don't live in the most populous p4p area but at least there is some choice and usually sufficient for a plan b (e.g out of the p4p options at the saunas there are at least three or four girls who fairly reliably give what I'd call an empathetic service which is of a reasonable standard).

The poster suggests he has to travel a long way and maybe doesn't have or doesn't know of sufficient options. (Though even in my own area its a case of shagging a lot of frogs to find a half human punt).

But as I've said, cutting oneself off completely is not that healthy. If that was the aim of the poster then why would he even bother posting on this forum?

Now here's the thing:

What he lacks is empathy form the p4p. When a man is 18 years old he will often shag anything with a fanny. He is blind to whether she 'likes' him (and maybe she is just shagging anything with a cock). The older you get the harder it is to find young attractive women who desire the pants off you. But this too easily means missing out on one of the main avenues of communication between people, which is sexual attraction.

So how do you feel if a woman you know of a similar or only slightly younger age were to fancy you? probably look at her and think no way. But if you develop an emotional relationship with her (and perhaps after some shared alcoholic refreshments) you may find you easily have the hots for each other, at least for the night.

This requires some work that you're not proud of, usually on pof. I've turned down some that I have had the (mutual) hots for under such circumstances but also had and shagged some that were quite tolerable though I wouldn't have paid them (and I've had a rule that rounds of drinks are shared so that I know she likes me enough to buy a drink rather than just being waited on).

It maybe doesn't sound fantastic but it gets you out of a rut and stops you feeling sexually worthless. It doesn't matter afterwards if they weren't a 10: you had a mutually fulfilling shag and your body, emotions and drive feel the better for it.

[JamesKW]

From his reviews and the opening post the opening poster seems to prefer the 15 minute punt,hardly worth travelling for,you may as well knock one out.A 15 minute punt is basically a pump and dump so wont be particularly satisfying.Best to find a cheap well reviewed EE and go for a £60 - £70 30 minute punt at least.

[JamesKW]

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What he lacks is empathy form the p4p. When a man is 18 years old he will often shag anything with a fanny. He is blind to whether she 'likes' him (and maybe she is just shagging anything with a cock). The older you get the harder it is to find young attractive women who desire the pants off you. But this too easily means missing out on one of the main avenues of communication between people, which is sexual attraction.

So how do you feel if a woman you know of a similar or only slightly younger age were to fancy you? probably look at her and think no way. But if you develop an emotional relationship with her (and perhaps after some shared alcoholic refreshments) you may find you easily have the hots for each other, at least for the night.

This requires some work that you're not proud of, usually on pof. I've turned down some that I have had the (mutual) hots for under such circumstances but also had and shagged some that were quite tolerable though I wouldn't have paid them (and I've had a rule that rounds of drinks are shared so that I know she likes me enough to buy a drink rather than just being waited on).

It maybe doesn't sound fantastic but it gets you out of a rut and stops you feeling sexually worthless. It doesn't matter afterwards if they weren't a 10: you had a mutually fulfilling shag and your body, emotions and drive feel the better for it.

On one of his reviews the OP mentions having to be back for the school run,so this suggests that pof maybe a risky option.

[Ali Katt]

I have saved a lot of money having a wank before exploring punting options and I don't regret it. My justification is this.

1) I don't last long in bed so why would I spend £60 for 15mins when i can't last no longer the 5 mins.

You don't get better if you don't practise. Masturbation doesn't count. More to the point who spends £60 for 15 minutes even in the big smoke? Might as well go to a Soho walk up.

2) is the punt worth the car journey which incurs petrol charges?

Where are you travelling to? Edinburgh and back? I sometimes travel 20 miles each way, often doesn't cost more than a tenner. I know some punters don't drive and even then that distance by train is only about £15.

3) life is not getting cheaper so £60 could be better spent elsewhere.

I agree. Which is why I take breaks. Needless to say very little beats the thrill of the punt when everything just slots into place.

4) I know that the escort does not like me and wants me in and out of the property as quickly as possible.

Negativity is a self-fulfilling prophecy. Go in thinking you are God's Gift and the WG will think you are a tosser, go in thinking you are a loser, cunt, ugly, stupid, hate-filled or whatever and others will see it.

5) the quality of escorts are shocking nowadays.

Not really. Less choice since lockdown, but still plenty to go around. I've not been punting as long as some members on here, I think 12 or so years, but there is more choice. Certainly in my area, it was the same names and the same parlours\agencies which came up time and time and once again. The benefit was, generally the "tried and tested" girls were a good ride, but when it's just the same names it gets boring.

[Marmalade]

On one of his reviews the OP mentions having to be back for the school run,so this suggests that pof maybe a risky option.

It would merely make it more of a challenge. But the OP has to face some life challenges one way or another, whether simply being more adroit with punting or skilful with civvie affairs.

[Plan R]

£60 could be better spent elsewhere.

Better spent than 30mins with a face full of mid-twenties Euro-fanny™ ??? 
Good luck getting more pleasure out of £60 OP
 

[Marmalade]

Better spent than 30mins with a face full of mid-twenties Euro-fanny™ ??? 
Good luck getting more pleasure out of £60 OP
 

Advertise for girl of your dreams, cut the advert out, wank all over it,
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think again? 

[JamesKW]

Good luck getting more pleasure out of £60 OP
 

You could see a gig for £60,I have seen plenty of first class bands for that price which leave a far longer memory than a 15 minute pump and dump.

[Plan R]

You could see a gig for £60,

Hmmm, much as I like live bands, seeing one has never made me spunk.
Marmalade's idea might , as it contains an invite to wank over a pic...

Having thought about it - neither comes anywhere near a face full of juicy rat ! 

[Marmalade]

Hmmm, much as I like live bands, seeing one has never made me spunk.
Marmalade's idea might , as it contains an invite to wank over a pic...

Having thought about it - neither comes anywhere near a face full of juicy rat ! 

I sometimes wonder how the average AW hussy would respond to Girlfriend Experience type orders (the Soderberg movie not the limp tv series). e.g. let her in, sit down read a newspaper, tell her to do a twirl, bend over show me rat, and just stand there not saying anything, opening her mouth when I tell her to crawl across the floor on all fours and suck my cock.

I had a ‘role play’ not dissimilar at one point. Blindfolded her, told her to stand still while I undressed her. She later said it was the favourite of all the role plays we’d done. I’m not against the regular full friendly bit, at least if they can carry it off. But sometimes I really don’t care about them any more than they care about me. A bit like someone delivering the milk to the back door. “Bend over the kitchen sink dear, I’ll shag you when I’m ready. Ok. Thanks. Bye. Have a nice day”

[Plan R]

show me rat, and just stand there not saying anything, opening her mouth when I tell her to crawl across the floor on all fours and suck my cock.

Funnily enough both these scenarios have occurred (and appealed) to me in the past. Unfortunately I've never got much into the whole role-play arena with a WG. It's on the to-do list, but it probably won't be with the kind of hot EE I've been seeing of late (with very little communication).

I did get a Polish EE who was wearing very high heels, to put here hands like this (bondage style but no rope), while I walked her around her bedroom, spanking her arse and telling her what a bad girl she was, before she sucked me off.

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Ohhh that was hot - I must do it again. Happy days