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[king tarzan]

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Very awkward review this 1..
Far as escort professionalism goes awful..
As a person so sweet so nice...
In a nutshell IMO this escorting job IS NOT FOR HER

communications were awful..
No timekeeping professionalism at all..
Waited in flat for nearly 4 hours..
Relaxed watched tv.. put out of mind she is even coming..
Eventually turns up..
Really pretty.. beautiful photogenic face..
Nice mousy browny blond hair..
Nice height around 5'6' nice slim size 8 to 10 figure..
Polish and definitely early 20's..

Started with dfk seemed I was doing all the one way dfk..
When she stripped off on lower left side of body she had scarring due to boiling water accident many years back..
( not holding that against how naturally beautiful she is)
Lemons are a b cup size.. a fruity tasty suckable handful..
Licked her mango.. she gave my banana beast decent owo
She is very tight and IMO frigid sexual experience wise inexperienced! !
Done doggy and after pop kissed a bit and she got dressed 10 mins before hour termination. .
In all a very mechanical laboured sex session from her..
I had to take all the initiatives very gently..
As I say in my opinion she does not have repetitive physical interaction enthusiastic drive for this profession like say Stacy summer or giselleblew and mentally in future might become jaded very quickly. . The decay is already there..
Hopefully I hope she quits soon and finds a regular job this is not for her.. (MY OPINION ONLY)


ATTITUDE  (delivery of service TIMEKEEPING /DELIVERY OF SERVICE CRAP)
ATTITUDE AS A PERSON REALLY SWEET AND NICE..
GFE SERVICES  (10/10)
only 1 pop sex and 1 owo then jerk off and does not really like her mango licked.. delivery of services enthusiastiasm
Wise absolutely awful..
PHYSICAL CONSTRUCTION (8/10)
(Not holding scar against her)

[backofthenet]

this is a very very useful review - thanks so much.
I've been trying to arrange a meeting for a few days -my experience is that she's only prepared to accept bookings on the day, and only seems to turn her escorting phone on at 6pm. I generally don't entertain escorts past 7pm, so we haven't got very far!!! As you outlined, she has the worst comms of any escort ever - it takes a day to receive a text back.

That said, I do like pretty girls so I may still persevere, though I'm mindful of her limitations.

Questions for you.
Would she take a CIM? or a COB? sounds like you popped in the johnny, but what do you think?
She was FOUR HOURS LATE?? What time did you book her??
The scar you mentioned - does it cover all of her left side? Or just her legs? (feel free to PM about that if you are more comfortable doing so).

Thanks again, you big ape.

[slow and low]

Lemons, mangos is this a fruit and veg site?

[king tarzan]

Lemons, mangos is this a fruit and veg site?

The way I like to describe

[iPad3]

The way I like to describe

Don't listen to the wingers KT, your reviews are informative (mostly) and hilarious at the same time, I love the fruit references!! Keep up the good work and sorry you had a bad one.

[Cuntminion]

Maybe she will get better ?

She does look cute, it's nice that you commented on personality as that counts for a lot with me

If I look at your review rather than the negative it's not a write off, I would be tempted

Also I like mango reference never change


Outcalls only though, will look back if incalls happen

[password02]

Don't listen to the wingers KT, your reviews are informative (mostly) and hilarious at the same time, I love the fruit references!! Keep up the good work and sorry you had a bad one.

+1

[password02]

Thanks for TOFTT -

Did she give you a reason why she was 4 hours late?

[The_Don]

Thanks for TOFTT -

+1

[Royd30]

Agree with kingtarzan, bad comms, not reliable, tried to book but no joy, 4hrs late lucky you. For me she never turned up

[king tarzan]

Thanks for TOFTT -

Did she give you a reason why she was 4 hours late?

She had other booking which extended..
But why then tell me she will be around 40 mins?
Which eventually turned to 4 hours!!

[Fact]

stupid pics on profile. its an adult website not a cloths catalogue site. my best punts have been with girls that aren't shy and have good body pics. 

[king tarzan]

stupid pics on profile. its an adult website not a cloths catalogue site. my best punts have been with girls that aren't shy and have good body pics.

Does not matter to me as long as I get to see face and she looks slim in pictures just as she is slim in real life..
Very very good looking woman..

[king tarzan]

My opinion she is totally inexperienced in this working girl environment
Contact wise physical interaction wise
It's annoying but when 1 meets her you frustration just evaporates
She is very sweet as a person..

[password02]

Agree with kingtarzan, bad comms, not reliable, tried to book but no joy, 4hrs late lucky you. For me she never turned up

So you booked her and she did NOT turn up?

Perhaps do a negative review or do you think it may have been a positive?

Do let us know instead of posting a 1 line review

[slow and low]

Don't listen to the wingers KT, your reviews are informative (mostly) and hilarious at the same time, I love the fruit references!! Keep up the good work and sorry you had a bad one.

I'm not whinging just intrigued by the references if that how he wants to do his reviews good luck to him.

[lewishamguy]

Superb review tarzan . She's now £140/hr.

[password02]

Superb review tarzan . She's now £140/hr.

WTF - First Negative and she raises her price by 40% !!! - good luck with that Ms AK - No logic

 

[Royd30]

Way too pricey for me, many others out there at £100, rather have someone who knows what they are doing for that kinda money. Definitely not worth the money

[king tarzan]

Negative for lack of passion and time keeping in a nutshell not professional. . Looks wise very good looking..
Based on her non existence in professional attitude she has made a very big mistake in hiking her prices up..
Way way beyond her capability to be professional in passionate enthusiasm and near perfect time keeping which are extremely important facets with very good physical appearance to succeed in this environment. .
Sadly she lacks 2 very important facets..

[Jimmyredcab]

stupid pics on profile. its an adult website not a cloths catalogue site.

Totally disagree, she shows clear face pictures which is rare on Adultwork.     

[Cuntminion]

Totally disagree, she shows clear face pictures which is rare on Adultwork.     

+1

[backofthenet]

just chanced upon her new profile.

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See she still has that annoying inability to allow advance bookings.

[The_Don]

just chanced upon her new profile.

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See she still has that annoying inability to allow advance bookings.

I seen this profile the other day and l at the "when traffic easy" comment.

In-case she profile swaps or changes again:



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