External Link/Members OnlyHere's an account of my experience last night. I enjoyed it enormously but many of you mainstream guys might not.
Bi Bi Baby (clever name apart from the horror it provokes among those of us old enough to remember the Bay City Rollers) is a once-a-month evening at a sauna in Kennington, South London, called The Locker Room. This was my first visit after being told about it by an Oriental TV who had visited me at home for some erotic adventures the previous weekend.
So you turn up, give any name you like and pay £20. You get a key to locker and a towel and they point out the big bowl of condoms and lube as you go in. The place is a bit of a labyrinth. Upstairs there's a reception area with drinks and snacks, a small lounge with seating on two sides, and a big play area just around the corner with several different levels plus private rooms off to one side. All have TV screens showing straight or shemale porn.
Downstairs there's a sauna, steam room and showers plus a very dark area with a vaulting horse for erotic exploration. There may be other private rooms down there but it's such a confusing layout I never got the measure of it.
For the first hour or so I was underwhelmed. Lots of middle-aged guys stroking their hard-ons through their towels just like me. There were a couple of enormous BBW women and one nicely dressed TV who was almost as large. I played with the TV for a while, enjoying very enthusiastic OWO. We started on anal too, but my cock will not stay hard for long inside a condom, so that fizzled out. I got involved in a mass scene with one of the BBWs too, suck her teats and fingering her fanny.
After that I decided to sit it out for a while, watching the porn and slowly wanking. There was a young couple nearby and the girl was so beautiful. Her exquisite tits were on display to everyone but they gave no sign that they wanted to play with anyone else so they were left alone.
Soon I found myself chatting to an Asian (I think) French-speaking TV and her gorgeous French-Carribean real-girl companion. My French is not too bad so the three of us developed a rapport. The real girl made it clear she was there to watch what her friend did and was not playing herself — she was happy to be gently stroked on the legs and arms but was not going to wank me or suck me, let alone have sex.
But that was cool. Pretty soon the Asian TV was wanking and sucking me and another guy in turn, then I was having intense 69, with more than a dozen guys watching and wanking in close proximity as we really got into it. Try as I might I couldn't come in her mouth, though, so we separated and I wanked myself to a very satisfying climax.
In the meantime I became aware of some gorgeous young women briefly appearing at the edge of my field of vision but not joining in. After a quick shower I decided to call it a night but then found myself sharing the locker room with three drop-dead gorgeous Italian girls and their young and skinny male companions, talking nine to the dozen like typical Italians. Whatever they were planning, it didn't involve grey-haired old farts like me, but the girls had no inhibitions about being naked in public and brushed past me with their tits and smiled and laughed when I made a little joke.
Was that worth £20 chaps? Oh yes....
