Worst experience you’ve ever had with a wg

[Punterperson1971]

It’s a little quiet on the westmidlands board so thought I’d ask this question.
What’s the worst experience you’ve ever had in all years you’ve been doing this
Mine is a wg I met through the daily sport was on the Cannock road Wolverhampton and she was a fat old munter she had bright lip stick on not very tall and just ugly I still went through with it but she was awful,this was maybe 20 years ago give or take a few years.

[Cryton123]

Saw a girl in Manchester a few years back. The smell from her pussy was HORRIFIC! It was like she had some sort of medical problem. The whole room stank by the time we’d finished. I couldn’t wait to get home and shower, and when I stripped off my boxer shorts I was hit with another waft of it 

I’ve never smelt anything like it. Traumatising..

[Punterperson1971]

Saw a girl in Manchester a few years back. The smell from her pussy was HORRIFIC! It was like she had some sort of medical problem. The whole room stank by the time we’d finished. I couldn’t wait to get home and shower, and when I stripped off my boxer shorts I was hit with another waft of it 

I’ve never smelt anything like it. Traumatising..

Sounds horrible mate
One on darlaston road pleck stick thin wg and rock hard fake tits like holding 2 tennis balls,this was another one many years ago

[pbrown355]

Smells, police visits while on the job, pets interfering, WGs without a clue, WGs without a condom (no I wouldn't), recently "I never touch your bollocks" (still can't get over that one), "no touch my tits" (long time ago, haven't thought about that one for a while).
I think the police visit was the worst. 20-30 mins in the bathroom with my life flashing before my eyes (or my dick). Or maybe it was the German Shepherd (a dog, not a man in Lederhosen)
I'll keep thinking to see if I can depress myself further.

[Moby Dick]

Robbed.
Had to empty my wallet as youths started to slash my car tyres.
Wasn’t my car, was company car, expensive mistake picking up a pair of street walkers.
Ooh to be young again!

[Punterperson1971]

Robbed.
Had to empty my wallet as youths started to slash my car tyres.
Wasn’t my car, was company car, expensive mistake picking up a pair of street walkers.
Ooh to be young again!

blimey

[Punterperson1971]

Smells, police visits while on the job, pets interfering, WGs without a clue, WGs without a condom (no I wouldn't), recently "I never touch your bollocks" (still can't get over that one), "no touch my tits" (long time ago, haven't thought about that one for a while).
I think the police visit was the worst. 20-30 mins in the bathroom with my life flashing before my eyes (or my dick). Or maybe it was the German Shepherd (a dog, not a man in Lederhosen)
I'll keep thinking to see if I can depress myself further.

What happened with police

[Kerosene]

WG puts music on from her phone and it's Robbie Williams, all the way through the punt.

That was a red card punt for me, but not just for the music.

[mr.bluesky]

Visited a lady at her home for a massage. Booked for one hour which basically was one hour laying face down on the bed whilst she prodded me with one hand whilst doing something on her phone with the other then when asked to turn over then she lay down took off her clothes and invited me to wank myself off over her tits. She didn't touch my cock once the whole hour I was there    Another time was visiting a lady and about half way through the punt her parents turned up to visit her so had to very quietly get dressed sneak out the flat go wait in my car for half an hour or so then go back after she managed to get rid of them.

[Cryton123]

Not my experience but wasn’t there a West Mids review on here where the WG shit on the bed during the punt? Im sure it was a Czech or EE girl  I’m pretty sure that would top anything we can come up with 

[Punterperson1971]

Not my experience but wasn’t there a West Mids review on here where the WG shit on the bed during the punt? Im sure it was a Czech or EE girl  I’m pretty sure that would top anything we can come up with 

Can’t remember that one hopefully someone will find it and post it

[pbrown355]

PP1971 it was a house in Smethwick. 3 girls working there, 2 of them were incredibly hot so I visited numerous times. So I am balls deep in one with my gob full of tits of the other one when there is a knock (or ring) at the door. One girl gets up and looks out of the window. Says something like "Politi". They throw my clothes at me and hustle me into the bathroom. I can vaguely hear the conversation in the lounge. 20mins (it felt like 3 days) later the police leave and they come and get me. They claimed it was an inquiry about the previous occupants of the house. Who the hell knows.
The upside is they then insisted on finishing the punt. I'm surprised I managed but as I said they were both gorgeous.
They were obviously Roms. 2 of my all time faves.

[Punterperson1971]

PP1971 it was a house in Smethwick. 3 girls working there, 2 of them were incredibly hot so I visited numerous times. So I am balls deep in one with my gob full of tits of the other one when there is a knock (or ring) at the door. One girl gets up and looks out of the window. Says something like "Politi". They throw my clothes at me and hustle me into the bathroom. I can vaguely hear the conversation in the lounge. 20mins (it felt like 3 days) later the police leave and they come and get me. They claimed it was an inquiry about the previous occupants of the house. Who the hell knows.
The upside is they then insisted on finishing the punt. I'm surprised I managed but as I said they were both gorgeous.
They were obviously Roms. 2 of my all time faves.

Hi mate glad it still went ok for you sounded like a bit of a thrill

[pbrown355]

At the time it felt more like skydiving without a parachute!

[Gaffer58]

I don’t wear a wig 

[bunny84]

I went to Annabelles massage parlor recently.

It was filthy and the girls underwear wasn't even clean.  I just walked out after 2 min in the room.

The sheets had stains one them .

Apart from that the next worst time was with 2 street workers in Hamburg.  Girls on the street in certain streets is normal over there . I got chatting to one girl and she said do I want to see her and her mate as well . I went back with both and had paid them what they asked for which was 30 euro each (seemed cheap ) when I got back to their apparent they started talking about 700 euro extra for shitting.  Also walked out

[PunterNumber69]

I booked an escort for 1 hr to have sex with her.

I turned up and after 15 minutes she was annoyed that I hadn't cum and told me that I couldn't expect to turn up, pay an escort her 1 hr fee and expect to have sex with her for the entire hour.  I cut that booking short as we clearly had a misunderstanding of the business transaction.

[oatcake1967]

I booked an escort for 1 hr to have sex with her.

I turned up and after 15 minutes she was annoyed that I hadn't cum and told me that I couldn't expect to turn up, pay an escort her 1 hr fee and expect to have sex with her for the entire hour.  I cut that booking short as we clearly had a misunderstanding of the business transaction.

  What else are you supposed to do in the hour

[PunterNumber69]

What else are you supposed to do in the hour

Apparently you're supposed to cum within 15 minutes then have a massage and then cum again. Sadly, I'm a one pop guy, so no use to me. We agreed to make the booking 30 minutes which was a shame as she was quite good - some of the best OWO I've had.

[pbrown355]

On the subject of "what are you supposed to do with the hour" come my other points of "I never touch your bollocks" and "no touch my tits". Now if I'd hired an accountant they would be reasonable comments. From a WG they are just weird.
And, I don't wear a wig either but am missing the point of the reference.

[georgydog]

Saw Annabelle grace earlier in the year in Halesowen mad as a box of frogs never stopped talking from the time I got there until the time I left I felt my brain had been fucked by the time I’d Finished the punt couldn’t wait to get away

[GingerNuts]

Saw Annabelle grace earlier in the year in Halesowen mad as a box of frogs never stopped talking from the time I got there until the time I left I felt my brain had been fucked by the time I’d Finished the punt couldn’t wait to get away

Why didn't you post a review?

[georgydog]

I thought I had  did mention on a thread about her and my experience

[GingerNuts]

I thought I had  did mention on a thread about her and my experience

No review, just this:

I saw her a while back she’s as mad as a box of frogs never stops talking I do think she’s very intelligent but on the other hand she does give the impression she’s on something very strange girl overall

She has moved to rubery same happened to me no show total waste of time

A no show waste of time and mad as a box of frogs.

[Troydor69]

My worst encounter was a WG I met in Norwich a couple of years back. Profile said she was British, she wasn’t (no idea what she was...), profile pic showed a tall, slim, big titted bird, she was short, dumpy and admittedly with a good pair of tits. She complained my cock was too thick, sucked it for about two minutes, I shagged her for about two minutes with her complaining. I pulled out and asked her to finish it orally, she refused as she didn’t want to use another condom, she wouldn’t let me fuck her because it hurt. I ended up being wanked off while she moaned her arm hurt. What the fuck did she expect we would be doing? £70 down the drain. I should have walked when I saw her but I’d popped a blue pill and didn’t want to waste it.

I’d say lesson learned, but I’ve had another stinker tonight...

[Landscape]

Many years ago I decided to give myself a birthday treat and booked a WG for £120 per hour. Her pics showed a an attractive women with large (albeit fake) breasts.

Turned up at her flat and she was indeed the one in the photo..a few stones later. No matter, I carried on with the punt. FK became a chaste peck on the lips, OWO was to put half the head into her mouth whilst unenthusiastically moving her head up and down. After this, she took a quick break so she could smoke some hashish. Then it was on with the condom and on with the sex where she made no response and it was like shagging a bag of potatoes. In fact, shagging an actual bag of potatoes would have been a more pleasurable experience.

Cleaned up, dressed and left, £120 lighter and with a crimp in my day.

[Walsalllad15]

Mine was I saw a lady in Walsall,  next day she turned up at my work asking to see her sister who I worked with.

I never asked her sister if she knew what her sister did,  or never returned to see the working girl.

[Cryton123]

Mine was I saw a lady in Walsall,  next day she turned up at my work asking to see her sister who I worked with.

I never asked her sister if she knew what her sister did,  or never returned to see the working girl.

I bet your arse fell out when you saw her at your place of work! I would have shit myself 

[Reppit]

Is she still in Walsall,it seems quiet at the moment

[alabama1]

"Emma" off VivaStreet, Stourbridge/Lye area. (reviewed in April this year). A polite Rom, with the smelliest pussy i have ever encountered. I think she has gone  "nose blind", as the advert says 

[GeorgeStevens]

25+ years ago now so mid 90s. I was young and naive. Did most of my punting in and around London from ads in the local paper or back of the Sport. Ended up punting all over London.

Saw an ad for posh, sexy, busty mature blonde in somewhere like Catford. Called her and she sounded posh as well as cheap £40 all in. Agreed a time then got a train over clasping my A-Z. Found her place just about on time having wandered through some very dodgy looking neighbourhoods. A real dump in a crappy low storey block of flats. She answered the door. She was probably late 50s very fat but she did have a very posh voice and enormous tits. She looked a right mess, unwashed hair, no makeup and tits spilling out of a very old basque but worse still she had proper flu: cough, runny nose, red eyes, fever. She apologised for not mentioning this but encouraged me to stay. Her flat was an absolute shit hole but stay i did. God knows why. She was barely able to suck my cock for 5 seconds without breaking into a coughing fit, she was too exhausted to fuck and i ended up on her instruction wanking off over her tits and face. I got out as quick as i could then. 5 days later i came down with proper flu which laid me low for about a month.

[Boundless]

WG puts music on from her phone and it's Robbie Williams, all the way through the punt.

That was a red card punt for me, but not just for the music.

Candy said Let me entertain you but you didn't Feel it was a Supreme punt, I hope you didn't Come undone that would have been Somethin stupid but you're a Better man than me.

I'll get my coat

[KarmaPolice]

Never had a TRULY bad experience, mostly thanks to UKP, but this one was the weirdest

About a year before I discovered this forum and I was just getting started on my punting journey. Heading to a conference up north and on the journey decided I'd like some company in my hotel room.

When we (I was travelling with work colleagues) stopped at the motorway services, I called a lady called Sammie, from Middlesbrough. She has reviews on here, mostly positive (doesn't look like she's active any more).

Confirmed details etc.

Half an hour later got a call from the HOTEL, saying they'd had a call from my friend, just checking room details we were staying in, was that OK? FUCK ME ---> she'd called the hotel to check the details, and I had to pretend to the rest of the car that the call was about something completely different - fortunately I wasn't driving and no hands free!

Second part of the drama was when she arrived - like a whirlwind. Knocked on the door - good ol' fashioned working girl - curvy, confident and no-nonsense. Popped her bag down and started swearing - "fuck, where is it" etc.

Turns out she'd left her "little black dress" at the previous punt, so she CALLED him whilst in my room to see if he still had it. I just gawped at the weirdness of the situation and her audacity!

BEST PART ---> During the call she said "Don't worry Dave*, I'm seeing your dad tomorrow, so he can give it back then"

Didn't really know what to say after that.

She was much too confident for me anyway, though she could truly suck a golf ball through a hose, and rimmed me to Kingdom come. I didn't go for round 2 as just too shell-shocked.

These days I'd probably get on with her much better!

(*Names have been changed, not that you know Dave...)

[Walsalllad15]

Is she still in Walsall,it seems quiet at the moment

This was msny years ago, Walsall is very poor at the moment.

[Faraday]

So, my worst ever punt was actually very recently - reviewed it too here: https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=321549.0

I’ve walked from a few punts over the years where I just knew it was going to be terrible, but prior to this recent bad experience, it was likely being in Winstons in Leeds about 20 years ago.  I was in the room with a lady, only about 20 minutes in when there was a loud commotion followed by what I can only describe sounded like a gunshot followed by lots of screaming. All quite scary - the girl I was with phoned the police from my mobile whilst I was barricading the door to the room we were in with anything I could find.

Longest 10 minutes of my life until the Police arrived.  Had to give a statement (although it was only brief as I’d only heard the commotion) and I was shitting myself I was going to face consequences myself for being in there, but the Police were actually really nice and put me at ease.  Turns out it was a robbery which had taken place.

Never did finish with the girl, or get any money back - but was just glad to get out of there.  I’ve not visited a brothel in the UK since.

[Tantric_mat]

Mine is going back a few years. Found the girl through a contact magazine and arranged a meet in Kings Norton.
I arrived at a cheap motel, and was met in the car park by a 6’4” tranny with long receding greasy hair After the initial shock I was reassured there was the girl in the pictures inside.
We walked in past the receptionist who was ironing in the foyer which gives you a feel for the sort of place.
On entering the room I was greeted by the sight of a young girl maybe late teens sucking on a butane can clearly off her face. I was a lot younger than and in hindsight I should have just walked but I wasn’t as confident back then so I handed over the money for 30 mins and the Tranny disappeared into the bathroom with the cash.
The girl is still going at the gas and barely comprehends I am there. She looked like someone from a crack den you see in movies so I just quietly let myself out the room and ran to my car!

[Kingfisher69]

Got robbed back in the 90's. The girl did the usual going into another room to stash the cash, but three guys walked back in instead of her. They took the rest of my cash and pretty much threw me out of the flat. Luckily I wasn't wearing any jewellery, or had my wallet with me, no watch on and it was pretty much before mobile phones. Only awkward point was getting dressing in the shared hall way of a block of flats. No point reporting it to the police at the time as their attitude to WG's was different to now.

[Moby Dick]

Robbed.
Had to empty my wallet as youths started to slash my car tyres.
Wasn’t my car, was company car, expensive mistake picking up a pair of street walkers.
Ooh to be young again!

Not worse than above but I am still haunted by the smell of a black gash sat on my face.
Caprice at SS if I recall, big unit, couldn’t get her off, nearly suffocated to death by her smelly piss flaps.
Visualise a wrestler tapping her thighs and mattress - “I submit , I submit. Help!”

[Mutantlarry]

Back about 13 years ago while living in Yorkshire I was mugged. A girl I’d seen twice before and had great times with. I booked to see her again, everything seemed fine. Handed over the cash, the. In walks a guy with a metal bar and a pit bull on a chain. He orders me out of the place. I quickly managed to escape. I reported this anonymously, turned out the two of them did this to several other guys and blackmailed some of them. It made the local papers and both of them got sent away. Turns out the guy wasn’t long out of prison for manslaughter. I took quite a break from punting after this.

[Spurt]

Visiting a parlour in London many years ago, but for some dainty footwork I would have trodden in a turd (human) in the dimly lit shower.

The other reason it sticks in the memory is that the girl's arm was in plater so we moved fairly swiftly to the HE,  which thankfully  was excellent.

[bluenosecbf]

I saw an SP over Dudley way a few years back. Shes no longer on AW. She asked me to cum on her face which i duly abliged. She took the first load up her nostrils as she was breathing in.
She snorted on it and started coughing as it went down her throat. Had to get her a glass of water to wash it down.
She did laugh after stopped coughing!

[Cryton123]

I saw an SP over Dudley way a few years back. Shes no longer on AW. She asked me to cum on her face which i duly abliged. She took the first load up her nostrils as she was breathing in.
She snorted on it and started coughing as it went down her throat. Had to get her a glass of water to wash it down.
She did laugh after stopped coughing!

That sounds like a funny experience, not a ‘worst experience’ 

[The Owl]

The booking was great but the condom breaking with a prostitute you then find out afterwards has been known for offering bareback was pretty mortifying. Waiting for the all clear several months down the line wasn't that much fun, but I did get the all clear and then got myself regularly checked afterwards, just to be on the safe side.

[alibirmingham]

Been punting for a while now  and in my time I’ve had a fair few,

From my early days when I didn’t know any better and money was tight I saw a street Walker or two. The one that sticks out was when I was fairly new to the scene and let the prossie lead the way. In the car she had me pull my jeans down to my ankles as she gave me a bj (she was leaning over from the passenger seat) a couple mins later I felt some movement down by my ankles so investigated and caught her rummaging though my pockets and had pocket dived me. I called her out right away and she got very loud, aggressive, jumped out the car and kicked the car for good measure too. This draw all kinds of attention and shouting for her pimp. This caused so much commotion the unit I was parked by took notice and all came out to see what the fuss was about.

She managed to get away with £50 extra quid that night and a lesson was learned.

I did manage to get my money back however as it turned out her supplier was a friend of mine at the time (my younger days were spent a little on the wild side although never got into the life I had many friends that were) and she turned up to buy some gear while I was with him. I told him she’s a thief, he asked has she robbed you, I said yes £50, so he calmly said leave it with me. He took her money for the gear, passed it to me, and told her to Piss off when she became vocal he simply turned his car lights on for her to see me, she shut up and walk off knowing the game was up.

Many other stories but this one kind of stuck out.

[Night king]

Many years ago now was in Walsall 1995 I think, was caught by the police in the red light District,😂, They followed me very slowly didn't even notice they was behind me, after drop off the WG, started flashing there lights, oh shit 🤦

I shit myself I thought they was going to prosecute me, magistrates court, and the wife would get call from the police station, I was shaking ,😱, family and friends would find out and it would be in the papers, kerb-crawling

But they let me off with a warning about my activities, in the area,
They would prosecute if they  caught me again, ,

[alibirmingham]

Many years ago now was in Walsall 1995 I think, was caught by the police in the red light District,😂, They followed me very slowly didn't even notice they was behind me, after drop off the WG, started flashing there lights, oh shit 🤦

I shit myself I thought they was going to prosecute me, magistrates court, and the wife would get call from the police station, I was shaking ,😱, family and friends would find out and it would be in the papers, kerb-crawling

But they let me off with a warning about my activities, in the area,
They would prosecute if they  caught me again, ,

This just reminded me when I was pulled over once in Walsall 

Picked her up and as I did a cop car rocked up. Too late to kick her out so drove around hoping to loose them. As I was driving she said she had a hotel room at a local holiday inn so said I’ll drop you off. She must of been full of shit as she made me drive around for around 5 mins until the cops had had enough and pulled me over. As luck would have it they pulled me over by a holiday inn.

Told them I picked her up only to offer a lift and now that lift was done I’d be on my way. They never believed me but let me go.

[Gandalf]

Some horrific experiences you had lads.
Thought to add an experience of my own, but admittedly it doesn't sound as bad as some of yours

Around three years ago I was roaming around on VS looking for a massage and found this one External Link/Members Only .
I still cringe every time i see her adverts. From what i remember comms where good and fast. Anyway got to her flat and was let in. The only way to describe the flat would be disgusting and she did not look anything like her pictures. I stupidly stayed and paid for the hour, was told to undress and relax on the bed while she left the room. I did so, and was waiting for her to come back and start the massage (supposed to be B2B) when she came back in the room and picked up something and said I'll be back  . Now, this went on for a good 15 mins where i was sitting in that disgusting room waiting for her. After 15 mins she came back and started the massage, as you can guess this was a very crappy one and she was actively trying to stay as far away from me as possible while being fully clothed    . At this point (25 min since i entered her flat and 4 mins since the massage started) I had enough and just wanted to be done with it. So, asked her if we can start with the B2B and this is when i got something that didn't know is possible. Yes, i received a B2B massage with her being fully clothed  . At this point, I asked her if she is gonna remove her dress/night gown and the response I got was "why should i do that for you, I am not escort" or something in those lines. As you can imagine, I just got up and dressed and left which seemed to piss her off but I just couldn't continue. If I had just heard of straightsix and his braveries back then, would have definitely walked or asked for a refund 

[Cal55]

So, asked her if we can start with the B2B and this is when i got something that didn't know is possible. Yes, i received a B2B massage with her being fully clothed  .

You could’ve always cast a spell fella and gotten her naked lol! (Sorry couldn’t resist)

In all seriousness: that just sounds fucked.

[pbrown355]

Fully clothed B2B. Like fighting for peace. Or fucking for virginity. They may be the world's worst oxymorons but I couldn't think of another one. It'salso as ridiculous as my recent WG quote of "I never touch your bollocks"
Ridiculous, but maybe amusing long after the event.

[Gandalf]