For the last 6 months I've taken a self imposed sabbatical from seeing escorts due to the total lack of English talent in and around the midlands, I've been quite content just seeing a local FBSM provider with HE.
However, on Monday I had the raging horn and I only had a 90 minute time slot to arrange and see someone within the Wolverhampton area, this is where it went down hill, I struggled to find someone local who was available and I ended up booking some cheap lady (£70 hr) who didn't take my fancy but I just needed to empty myself.
On arrival she was marginally better than her pictures and after dealing with the paperwork we went to the bedroom for some fun.
Anyway, it turned out she had a better stubble than me and she had the most awful smell emanating from her pussy, this coupled with her pickled onion monster munch breath left me with no choice to just get a BJ and get the fuck out of there.
Despite taking 2 thorough showers (her place) and mine, I could still smell her odour on me for hours later
I know I've rambled on and I'm sorry for that - but the moral of the story is do your preparation and only see decent well reviewed escorts and don't think with the little man.
Looks like I'm going back to my regular FBSM provider unless the midland scene picks up with some new English talent..!
