Have you ever experienced any episodes of "Escorts behaving badly"

[Turtle1]

I asked her how much was that worth and she replied £150 (this was about 5 years ago),

That’s like overdose level. £150 is a big amount. Narcotics businessmen don’t just give away free produce. Either it didn’t happen or the WG just lied.

[Ali Katt]

That’s like overdose level. £150 is a big amount. Narcotics businessmen don’t just give away free produce. Either it didn’t happen or the WG just lied.

It was 3g or whatever in one line as well. He was caught lying and turned to insults instead.

[markeewould]

I was sitting talking to a WG once in her kitchen flat while another WG was using the bedroom so basically we were chatting then the WG came out the room and said he wants a line put on his dick and someone to snort it off his dick and would thsi other WG do it .... she simply said I'll be back in minute and disapeard... she came back sniffing away and was very excitable forthenext 20mins while we were airing for the couple to finish ..... we swapped rooms after. bit and I went in and had my fun with her chattering away while I pumped away .... all in all not a bad punt !   

On my second meeting with this wg a few years back, we were chatting and relaxing in between rounds, when she reached into her bag and pulled out and opened and arranged the contents of a small packet. It sure looked like Colombian marching powder to me. Do you mind? she asked, and without waiting for an answer, snorted it in in one go, like a Dyson. Suffice it to say I was a little surprised but said nothing. Out of curiosity and to dispel the awkwardness, I asked her how much was that worth and she replied £150 (this was about 5 years ago), before hastening to add: "I didn't pay for it...I have friends who are drug-dealers". And I'm quietly thinking "Wow, this girl runs in some fast circles" 

Has to be said though, that she wasn't bad in the sack and quite attractive too, but never had an escort do drugs in front of me. Have you experienced escorts doing something that raised your eyebrows?

[Moby Dick]

I was at a Party at the Toucan several years or more ago.
At the end whilst we were getting dressed one of the better looking WG who name escapes me took her pictures of the wall and smashed both of them on the floor ripping up the pictures.
Vivien asked the punters including me, if we saw anything. Of course we all saw nothing.
I can only assume the WG wasn’t happy with the final party payment she received for standard gangbang stuff, Ie spitroasting, bukkake style facials and decided to remove her pictures because she was leaving never to return.
Behaving badly?
Real shame since she was one of the better looking ones.

[Home Alone]

You're a grade a bullshit merchant. Refused for having big hands FFS - posted twice when first time around it was about as interesting as having a conversation with a coma victim. I think you are posting wind-up posts to get a reaction.

I've only just caught up with this thread - me; I'm so fluffy that I've never had any of the trouble that the now-binned OP said he'd experienced - but I couldn't let Ali's comment above go unappreciated.

[donnybob]

Not an escort when I met her, but the first lady I fucked after getting divorced in 1991 who incidentally had the biggest tits I have ever handled before or since was melting something in a spoon over a lighter when I came back into the bedroom.

It was quite a casual arrangement but when I asked to see her the next time she said she was now charging, presumably to pay for her habit

Crap shag but omg her tit wanks 

[scutty brown]

Just thinking of a new TV series name "Escorts Behaving Badly"
Set it in Blackpool during illuminations, starring Joanna Lumley as a madame and David Bradley as her pimp/tout/muscle.
Got any ideas who could play the girls? - preferably a mix of EE/English/South American

[formulajuan1]

A couple of years ago I saw Charlotte from Sidmouth for the first time, her Enjoys List was pretty short but beggars can't be choosers round here. I arrived at her house and the meet began normally, she seemed very laid back. As things progressed she began making some rather bizarre comments such as "I Love You" and it began to dawn on me that she might have overindulged in Dutch Courage. Or possibly, drunk the whole of Holland. Lust got the better of me and I bravely soldiered on. After I had given her the Full Monty of a Rimming and RO I realised that she had in fact gone to sleep. Not much of a testament to my abilities in the sack, perhaps it explains why I have to pay women to fuck with me! Anyway, I woke her up and she seemed more alert and responsive and I enjoyed the rest of the Punt. Five or six weeks later our local Punting scene was still pretty grim so in desperation I found myself calling on Charlotte again. And here is the difficulty, second time around she denied that she allowed many of the things we did, and she obviously enjoyed, the first time. Moral, seeing a SP under the influence of something could at best lead to "misunderstandings and disappointments," at worst perhaps a visit from Sergeant Plod.

[WASA38]

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' - now there's a charge for what she used to give for free
   in my home town'.
 the incomparable Tom Lehrer, 1960-ish.