"Wish I'd known that......."

[Watts.E.Dunn]

I've walked out on the odd bait and switch a few times, but soemtimes the switched girl was more ataractive and small brain and no plan B had a decision in the matter, plus a Viagra does make the situation more pressing!!.

[MissWolf]

You are of course right and 'the wallet in the car' is feeble, but it isn't always that easy as the reaction may not be how I am sure you would react.

I once did a walk in at a 'regular haunt' parlour following a quick phone call telling me of a new to the scene girl who had only just started that day.
Duly arrived and the receptionist (who was not one of the usual ones), showed me upstairs and the girl appeared from the bedroom doorway. I instantly recognised her as someone who I had seen the week before elsewhere and it had been a shocker ... so much so that she was given the boot by the owner.

She of course also recognised me and sheepishly retreated back towards the bedroom. I politely apologised to the receptionist, saying I would prefer not to book her. All hell broke out.
"What do you mean? Why not? Look at her she is gorgeous".

I replied saying that the SP might explain to her why and the girl agreed and said it was fine just let him leave. But the receptionist wouldn't have it and continued with the abuse as I walked down stairs to exit. "Don't bother coming here again you walk in wanker" etc

None of it bothered me, but could have been very intimidating for others.

As often is Doc you are right in some instances its better too just bow out with an excuse. However I'm talking from a personal perspective and from that of many indie girls, many or most would prefer honesty rather than a lame excuse,  that's not saying all of them will or that some won't turn into a psycho but that's the chance we all take.

I've had a couple of 'left my wallet in the car' experiences and it leaves you feeling really deflated and you end up questioning yourself, it can be quite damaging mentally.

[alabama1]

As often is Doc you are right in some instances its better too just bow out with an excuse. However I'm talking from a personal perspective and from that of many indie girls, many or most would prefer honesty rather than a lame excuse,  that's not saying all of them will or that some won't turn into a psycho but that's the chance we all take.

I've had a couple of 'left my wallet in the car' experiences and it leaves you feeling really deflated and you end up questioning yourself, it can be quite damaging mentally.

If the WG is a true likeness of her profile pics, then there is no issue with me. But if she isn't , i just tell her she isn't, and walk. I wouldn't of thought she would be upset by this. We all like a certain look, and the very few i have walked on, would be someone else,s positive review.

[big-al93]

If the WG is a true likeness of her profile pics, then there is no issue with me. But if she isn't , i just tell her she isn't, and walk. I wouldn't of thought she would be upset by this. We all like a certain look, and the very few i have walked on, would be someone else,s positive review.

+1. Although it must be quite the tightrope act for genuine SP's. I mean it's only natural to want to use photos that show you in your best light, be that lighting, clothing and make up that sell the fantasy, but without getting beyond the realms of reality. Then for those that have been working for a long time to realise that it's time to take down that great photo that is now 10 or 12 years and 2 dress sizes ago.

[Thephoenix]

As often is Doc you are right in some instances its better too just bow out with an excuse. However I'm talking from a personal perspective and from that of many indie girls, many or most would prefer honesty rather than a lame excuse,  that's not saying all of them will or that some won't turn into a psycho but that's the chance we all take.

I've had a couple of 'left my wallet in the car' experiences and it leaves you feeling really deflated and you end up questioning yourself, it can be quite damaging mentally.

TBF my feeble wallet in car excuse and legging it have been few and far between and without going into detail were definitely the best option at the time.

I suppose it depends what type of bloke you are.
 I understand your comments, and agree with the sentiments expressed by others regarding being honest about reasons for not going ahead with the punt.
I've also done that too, but I suspect some of us would still go ahead with the punt even though the WG didn't come up to our expectations on first appearance, because either we don't want to cause a scene or have the girl feeling the way you describe in your last sentence.

Maybe I'm a big old softy, but I'll also say that some of those punts have turned out to amongst my best experiences, and at least those that weren't can be reviewed accordingly under the heading TOFTT.

[Bum Lovin Criminal]

In an ideal world your right, but I can think of a few occasions in my 30/40 years of punting when the wallet in the car and swift exit were more prudent.

I'm with you on this one Mr Phoenix,  "sorry I forgot my wallet in the car, back in a sec" is a feeble but effective way to get yourself

 out of a Pro$$ie's gaff without unnecessary bother, (she's not about to fuck you for free is she) so she will let you out hoping you

have left your wallet.  I'd rather risk hurting a Pro$$ie's feelings than a couple of ' Sergei's' hurting my face for a few quid.

Remember that case(reported on here) where that innocent punter changed his mind about the punt so she called Sergei to

'have a word with him?   Wussie excuse? YES! but it gets you out the gaff without potential hassle. (Another reason never park outside)

Leave that macho stuff to Chuck Norris, Jason Statham, etc, and fucking horny lubed-up sluts to me thank you..

photos removed - who ? Why?

A couple of real life 'Sergei's' serving time but out soon.

[akauya]

Slightly off topic but related to "I forgot my wallet in the car." Something like this happened to me. I was rushing to see this gorgeous WG (pre UKP days) that in my eagerness I didn't realise I dropped my wallet as I was getting out of the car. Imagine my surprise/shock/horror/confusion when, once inside her flat, I went to get my wallet out of my pocket... it wasn't there! I spent, what seemed, ages tracing my steps back with the help of the somewhat puzzled girl looking for the damn wallet.

In the end I had to say "sorry can't stay I don't know where my wallet is." Back in my car I decided to have one last look everywhere and by chance I looked under the car (driver's seat) and lo and behold bleeming wallet was there. Luckily the girl didn't have any other booking after me so managed to see her. She must have thought I was a right plonker 

[RandomGuy99]

I carry condoms and lube supplies to a booking just in case the SP has had a busy day and run out.

Don't agree to letting the SP use a babyoil as an alternative as it breaks down rubber and will cause the condom to fail.

I wear a punting watch after a bad experience.

I leave all non-essentials including my normal watch, punting phone and wallet at home. Just carry my keys and the required cash plus a bit extra just in case some extras emerge.

I trim and file my finger and toe nails before a booking so there are no sharp edge to snag on stockings, lingerie or the SP.

Check the venue out beforehand on Google Maps street view so you can identify a suitable discreet waiting place you hang out in while waiting for "ready now" and final address details.  Identify a discreet parking spot away from the SP's venue and how to pay and ideally pay in advance if you can, so no last minute rushes.

Arrive early. I really hate arriving late.

Have a good idea of the area and any landmarks like shops that the SP may give you as directions.

If you're Ubering then identify a good drop off and pickup point away from the SP's venue sonas not to draw attention to it.

Be discreet but casual on your way too and from the SP's venue - no need for camouflage or leaping through the bushes. Remember the other people don't know why you're there. If people say hello, then say hello back and engage in conversation if people engage you. You'll stand out more if you appear to be an "odd visitor".

Make sure you don't leave anything at the SP's venue when you leave e.g. watch, socks, glass eye or glasses

Follow the SP's final directions as it'll make them more comfortable e.g. if they stand in a certain place then do it.

Then on the booking be respectful and comply with any direction given by the SP including respecting their limits. 

Cause no drama going to, on or leaving the booking.

[Bum Lovin Criminal]

My apologies, I should have provided a little context with the photos.

They were sentenced to 8 years in prison, but that was 5 years ago.  Do you think they've learned the error of their ways and changed?

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I see why punters try to avoid Romanian SP's.  You never know who she may have in the next room..

[RandomGuy99]

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[daviemac]

My apologies, I should have provided a little context with the photos.

They were sentenced to 8 years in prison, but that was 5 years ago.  Do you think they've learned the error of their ways and changed?

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I see why punters try to avoid Romanian SP's.  You never know who she may have in the next room..

Sorry but I still don't see the relevance of posting details or photos of convicted pimps on a thread asking for details of things you wished you'd known sooner?

Do you wish you'd know about the court case before it was publicised?   

[norwichfunseeker]

I always put my keys and punting phone in my shoes, and all clothes in the place, thus reducing the risk of leaving anything behind.

 I saw a wg previously, and post meet as getting dressed she asked if I'd seen her dress. Despite a search of the room it was nowhere to be seen, was eventually found under the bed, but had gone between the mattress and foot of the bed, and wa dangling, rather than on the floor. Could have been my shirt, which could have been problematic.

[scutty brown]

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Follow the SP's final directions as it'll make them more comfortable e.g. if they (say) stand in a certain place then do it.

If they try that I usually bug out and leave.
Too much risk of a setup for a mugging and/or someone taking photos
There's no way I ever stand around waiting for identification or approval.

I park on another street, walk down and scope out the road 15 minutes or so before the meet, then get off that road, call and ask for the building number. If they prevaricate or try giving "final directions" I just leave
Past experience is that there's too much likely to go wrong

[Jonestown]

If they try that I usually bug out and leave.
Too much risk of a setup for a mugging and/or someone taking photos
There's no way I ever stand around waiting for identification or approval.

I park on another street, walk down and scope out the road 15 minutes or so before the meet, then get off that road, call and ask for the building number. If they prevaricate or try giving "final directions" I just leave
Past experience is that there's too much likely to go wrong

Where are you punting, Hells Kitchen ?

[scutty brown]

Where are you punting, Hells Kitchen ?

Parts of Blackpool, Burnley and Blackburn can be quite challenging
Blackpool is one of the most deprived towns in the country, violence is never far away
While Blackburn and Burnley are equally difficult for other reasons

[RandomGuy99]

If they try that I usually bug out and leave.
Too much risk of a setup for a mugging and/or someone taking photos
There's no way I ever stand around waiting for identification or approval.

I park on another street, walk down and scope out the road 15 minutes or so before the meet, then get off that road, call and ask for the building number. If they prevaricate or try giving "final directions" I just leave
Past experience is that there's too much likely to go wrong

I did once have an SP to tell me to park in her parking bay at her apartment building. I parked somewhere else. She was pissed off that I parked somewhere else. I explained why I had parked elsewhere (so as not to give her nosey neighbours something to look at) and she stopped complaining.

To be honest very few have told me to stand in a particular place.

[Thephoenix]

Parts of Blackpool, Burnley and Blackburn can be quite challenging
Blackpool is one of the most deprived towns in the country, violence is never far away
While Blackburn and Burnley are equally difficult for other reasons

Indeed!
Based on past experiences my approach to punting in certain  areas of Blackpool is much more cautious than say Wilmslow, but at least the fish n chips are better.

[marc_hotsteppa]

Make sure you don't leave anything at the SP's venue when you leave e.g. watch, socks, glass eye or glasses

Damn, I'm regularly leaving both those behind 

[mj]

I usually drive to meets, and as others have said, I try to park away from the premises.

But because I then leave my wallet and non-punting phone hidden in the car, I usually take an emergency £20 in with me - just in case anything happens to my car whilst I'm away.

[Bum Lovin Criminal]

*  On those rare occasions when you use your 'good' phone to book escort services, ALWAYS remember to not only delete numbers and

messages but BLOCK the number too to prevent random texts from her popping up later unexpectedly.


*  Be aware of the fake notes scam where you hand the SP your 'hard earned',  she goes in another room, switches 'em

then comes back saying,"baby, these notes fake. you pay again".  what to do?  (bare in mind, 6"5 Sergei is probably in the back too)


*  We all love our pre-punt routine, 'shower, sh@t and shave', but consider postponing your punt if you do nick yourself grooming your bits

and bleed.  The human skin is a wonderful organ for keeping nasties out but an open wound is like handing bacteria/viruses the

backdoor key to your bloodstream

[Davey80]

The 3 things I wish I knew before turning up for a punt are:

1. When her body is “too sensitive baby” - especially if she has a great pair of tits.

2.  SP insists on taking control and orders you on the bed for a pre-sex blowjob (I always stand with her on her knees).

3. A hard “No” to cum on body or “extra baby extra” as I nearly always finish on her tits.

Thankfully, I’ve dodged a few bullets reading some of the reviews on here first.

[Dylanbob]

When I first started punting I thought private galleries were a scam (and some are, thinking like £5 and more). Thus, never bought them.

But over time realised if you factor them into the overall cost of a punt its a very low %. Moreover, that £0.60-£5 can save hours of travelling and hassle if the free gallery doesn't live up to the offer in your head or you see bb pics galore etc

[mandy18]

When I first started punting I thought private galleries were a scam (and some are, thinking like £5 and more). Thus, never bought them.

But over time realised if you factor them into the overall cost of a punt its a very low %. Moreover, that £0.60-£5 can save hours of travelling and hassle if the free gallery doesn't live up to the offer in your head or you see bb pics galore etc

I Quite agree, paying for the private gallery has also saved me a few quid, also recognized a girl who I had a crap punt with, using a different name/ account

[Bum Lovin Criminal]

*  We all have our 'punting' phones don't we? Good! So ever heard of a punting Wallet?  Some call it a 'Toss' wallet, stuffed with useless paper, receipts

useless credit cards, photos of God knows who, etc..with maybe a fiver on top to add credibility. 

This is something you toss if unlucky enough to find yourself in a 'situation'  inside or outside a strange gaff, to buy you time to leg it.


*  Beware the SP rushing you to shower or wash yer dick after the deed.  Chances are she just wants the opportunity to get her hands in yer pants,

(not in a good way)  but to whip out a few extra sovs while your washing yer bits!     Better to know than not, Right?

[rubric]

*  If poss, have a tiny bottle/packet of your usual shower gel if showering at her gaff and wet wipes in the car.  Wives/girlfriends are like
    'Columbo' when it comes to shit like that.

I find odourless soap works better, I prefer soap to shower gel anyway as the latter is normally full of foaming agents and can actually be harder to get yourself clean/wash off oil and so on.  The other reason is that it leaves no smell, is cheap, it's not going to spill, and you can just leave it behind after the event.

[Chazz]

I find odourless soap works better, I prefer soap to shower gel anyway as the latter is normally full of foaming agents and can actually be harder to get yourself clean/wash off oil and so on.  The other reason is that it leaves no smell, is cheap, it's not going to spill, and you can just leave it behind after the event.

I've amused many SPs over the years when I've pulled out a bar of soap to take to the shower. I remember once that a Polish SP got the hump when I tried to leave it in the bathroom, and insisted that I take it home with me. I was then stuck with a wet slippery bar in my pocket. Having learnt my lesson, I now always carry - wait for it - a punting soap dish - one with a lid so I can carry a wet bar of soap. 

[Bonker]

I Guess she didn't want it in her bin. It would make the pile of used condoms look bad.

[Maak]

*  We all have our 'punting' phones don't we? Good! So ever heard of a punting Wallet?  Some call it a 'Toss' wallet, stuffed with useless paper, receipts

useless credit cards, photos of God knows who, etc..with maybe a fiver on top to add credibility. 

This is something you toss if unlucky enough to find yourself in a 'situation'  inside or outside a strange gaff, to buy you time to leg it.


*  Beware the SP rushing you to shower or wash yer dick after the deed.  Chances are she just wants the opportunity to get her hands in yer pants,

(not in a good way)  but to whip out a few extra sovs while your washing yer bits!     Better to know than not, Right?

Punting wallet is very important, I once lost my wallet outside after a punt in a hotel with a very popular WG. It had  all my credit cards & ID

[Chazz]

I Guess she didn't want it in her bin. It would make the pile of used condoms look bad.

I still don't know what her problem with the soap was - she actually put the wet bar in my hand as I was leaving. It was unscented so it didn't stink the place out. Perhaps she was offended because it was covered in my pubes? 

[Dylanbob]

Another one is if you drive to punts, don't speed, drive in bus lanes or park illegally. That letter of a fine could be your undoing

[bops909]

Another one is if you drive to punts, don't speed, drive in bus lanes or park illegally. That letter of a fine could be your undoing

Absolutely right.

And some councils now have powers to clamp unregistered and untaxed cars too, so watch that as well.

Keep your paperwork up to date... 

[Trpy]

Another one is if you drive to punts, don't speed, drive in bus lanes or park illegally. That letter of a fine could be your undoing

Your car might breakdown, you could be involved in an accident.   You need a feasible reason why you are in that neighbourhood

[Trpy]

Punting wallet is very important, I once lost my wallet outside after a punt in a hotel with a very popular WG. It had  all my credit cards & ID

I never take a wallet to a punt.  Just the agreed fee.   None of this £20 for this and another £50 for that

[Davey80]

I never take a wallet to a punt.  Just the agreed fee.   None of this £20 for this and another £50 for that

Very similar although I now carry an extra £30 in my back pocket.  Prompted by one Asian SP with the most fantastic tits insisting they were extra (which I would have gladly paid to get my hands and mouth on them).

[Bum Lovin Criminal]

Nice Tip:  Just discovered a lovely Hotel that's very punter friendly when visiting London for filthy Weekend breaks etc.

The International, Canary Wharf, because:  apart from being really nice and affordable, lots of my Comms: came  back E14 9SJ..
 

Lots of Pro$$ie's operate from there, VS and AW gals,  Lots of Chinese Indies, (Floors of Whores).. 

Hot Roms and Thais Pro$$ie's have Apartments just a few minutes walk from said Hotel,  Popular with Touring Lasses too..apparently.

With "Outcalls" you can sit on comfy sofa's, blend in and see if the girl you booked is the girl who turns up without them spotting you.

They can also pass through reception and straight to your suite unhindered.  No Doorman, no Concierge, Complete anonymity on both sides

Rooms all have a massive mirror at the foot of the beds.....almost like a punter designed the rooms..

Fantastic views from large windows with a little ledge overlooking the Thames, for....ahem! standing action while admiring the view.

Most importantly, a Tesco's and Cashpoint just a couple of minutes away..

Anyone know of other 'Punter Friendly' Hotels in London?

[signy]

Nice Tip:  Just discovered a lovely Hotel that's very punter friendly when visiting London for filthy Weekend breaks etc.

Thanks. I have never done an outcall, but have often wondered about suitable hotels for seeing some of London's "outcall-only" escorts.

I wonder if a separate thread to keep track of punter-friendly hotels would be useful. I will leave someone with something to contribute to start one!

[big-al93]

Thanks. I have never done an outcall, but have often wondered about suitable hotels for seeing some of London's "outcall-only" escorts.

I wonder if a separate thread to keep track of punter-friendly hotels would be useful. I will leave someone with something to contribute to start one!

Probably best not to have a list, might just make management crack down on the escorts that operate from them.

Outcall hotels, i.e. a list of those that don't require keycards should be fine. Or alternatively a list of those to be avoided.

[RandomGuy99]

Probably best not to have a list, might just make management crack down on the escorts that operate from them.

Outcall hotels, i.e. a list of those that don't require keycards should be fine. Or alternatively a list of those to be avoided.

That's a good thing to know... It's not a good idea to list all the punter friendly hotels as the hotels are known to Google themselves and if they found themselves listed as a whore hotel then they might take steps to make themselves less attractive to escorts and their punters and that would be a bad thing for the community.

[Dylanbob]

Commented before with more privacy based ones.

I really wish I would have known how much I enjoy being rimmed. Feel silly saying it, but for the majority of my sexual life I never knew how much of a turn on it is.

Guess what I'm saying is try everything (well really most things once)

[Bum Lovin Criminal]

Funny Story:

Once in my punting youth I made an outcall booking to a cheap Hotel but I had to be called down to reception to collect her as she was detained

by the doorman security.  He recognised her as she once gave him a BJ in said Hotel..

[RandomGuy99]

Funny Story:

Once in my punting youth I made an outcall booking to a cheap Hotel but I had to be called down to reception to collect her as she was detained

by the doorman security.  He recognised her as she once gave him a BJ in said Hotel..

Hello sir, blowjob Sally is in reception for you.

[Bonker]

It's a Punteroo delivery for room 101

[Bum Lovin Criminal]

Hello sir, blowjob Sally is in reception for you.

 

Now that's a Damn good idea for any future 'outcalls', book 'em for first thing.    No point wasting those tremendous 'Morning Glories'.

And that 'Punteroo Deliveries'  a good business idea if ever.........Sigh! ......if only it wasn't illegal.

[Bum Lovin Criminal]

Here's a good punting hack for when visiting a tourer based in a Hotel with keen-eyed staff or suspicious Security.

Best not to say you're meeting a friend because if they ask the friend's name you're buggered......

Better to have a plausible excuse like you're a computer engineer and been asked to fix a laptop, then you've got an excuse for not having the right name. Tell them all you've got is the room number. Just take a few tools with you and a business card to pad out the lie.

SB: