Never ceases to disappoint

[MrMan1973]

 

I mean she’s either brutally honest or, well, a bit stupid.
Either way this amused me somewhat this morning..



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[Mutinyonthecounty]

I mean she’s either brutally honest or, well, a bit stupid.
Either way this amused me somewhat this morning..



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Classic mate. I think the second assumption is about right pal.

[ZeroCount]

This could start a whole new trend of honest profiles, advertising services like POWE (pissed off wife experience) and OWE (oral without enthusiasm).

[Dipper]

 

[MajorPayne]

I mean she’s either brutally honest or, well, a bit stupid.
Either way this amused me somewhat this morning..



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Her bad spelling disappoints me

[bops909]

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[Stongwee53]

Semi proffessional player ready to turn the game on its head. Sounds like a new signing your team makes who when given his chance only disappoints.

[Straightsix]

Never underestimate the thick ones, they're normally a decent shag.

[NickyBobby]

Only 1 feedback from an inactive (possibly a burner) account so not too many taking her up on the offer

[wantkinkyfun]

She is quite local to me and I laughed at her words but didn't visit because of the cost.

[bops909]

Well it seems she has heard the voice of UKP and corrected one of the mistakes in the profile. 

Just one though 

A few more to go yet ...

I wonder if choosing who she did as her favourite celebrity is a indication of who she thinks her audience is ?





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[Newtothisstuff]

For such a short profile, it's actually quite impressive that she'd managed to squeeze so many mistakes into it.
It put me off booking her before I even noticed the ridiculous price she charges. If she doesn't care enough to even check her own advert properly, I don't hold out a great deal of hope that a booking would be particularly professional either.

[ZeroCount]

Much though I'm annoyed by bad grammar and spelling in general, I'm not convinced that a solid grasp of written English is necessarily a prerequisite for being a good fuck.

[Straightsix]

Much though I'm annoyed by bad grammar and spelling in general, I'm not convinced that a solid grasp of written English is necessarily a prerequisite for being a good fuck.

+1
A few well timed grunts and 3 word sentences are all you need. Not even small talk of the weather is necessary.

[HailWood]

+1
A few well timed grunts and 3 word sentences are all you need. Not even small talk of the weather is necessary.

Actually I find Spanish an amazingly sexy language when uttered by a hot Columbian while she’s riding me.   

[Newtothisstuff]

I don't mind a few errors and spelling mistakes in a profile. Especially if it states that the SP is foreign. I just find that the UK SPs who post really poor quality adverts tend to be the ones who give poor quality bookings too.

[Dipper]

I’d much rather this than some “university educated, professional” baloney with a million do’s and don'ts on there.

[Straightsix]

Actually I find Spanish an amazingly sexy language when uttered by a hot Columbian while she’s riding me.   

...until she says 'noh telleh uncle Escobar'

[Dipper]

...until she says 'noh telleh uncle Escobar'