2013 After a man dialled 999 to complain about a prostitute's looks he was given a warning about wasting Police time. A police spokesperson said "The caller claimed that the woman had made out that she was better looking than she actually was and he wished to report her for breaching the Sale of Goods Act." The Sale of Goods Act 1979 gives consumers legal rights, stipulating goods which are sold must be of satisfactory quality, be fit for purpose and must match the seller's description.
Quite right he should have phoned the council
I wonder how the Council's Trading Standards Department would have dealt with that one!