Punting injuries

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Just had a top punt, ended up fucking on the floor by the end, unfortunately the floor was carpeted....

After rough mish, and the post pop recovery, I noticed 2 huge friction burns on both knees and one on my foot.
 
How the fuck am i gonna explain that away 

Anyone else got any funny/weird punting injuries?

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I would say 30 mins is defo VFM

[GingerNuts]

I injure my bank balance every time.

A couple of previous threads.

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=159142.0

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=22218

[professorlove]

Not so much an injury, but I nearly fainted. I was about to pass out... I couldn’t get enough air, I had to stand under the air conditioning unit to cool down. I’ve since learnt I don’t do well in sexual conditions without good airflow.

The upside was it got me determined to lose weight to which I did and now I’m a beast - I strut around like the statue of David

[Nathxxx]

Swollen dick from prolonged and vigorous HJ. Once it swelled to more than twice normal size!

[Derrick101]

Swollen dick from prolonged and vigorous HJ. Once it swelled to more than twice normal size!

And you've repeated weekly ever since 

[geordieman]

I've twice had blood drawn from my bell-end due to SPs catching me with teeth during owo.  Took about 5 days to heal both times.

[scutty brown]

Swollen dick from prolonged and vigorous HJ. Once it swelled to more than twice normal size!

wow! A whole two inches? 

[Nathxxx]

Every inch counts 

[Bonker]

Yes. My last punt.
The girl said "I'm going to really suck you hard".
Oh my god the pain!
Not from the sucking but the split infinitive. Ouch.

[heathen666]

Strained my calf muscle fucking my regular from Seeking a few months back. Blamed it on a gym injury!!

[Doc Holliday]

Just had a top punt, ended up fucking on the floor by the end, unfortunately the floor was carpeted....

After rough mish, and the post pop recovery, I noticed 2 huge friction burns on both knees and one on my foot.
 

There's something ironic about a steeplejack being injured at ground level 

[hawkzville]

I remember falling down the stairs after visiting a Soho walk up in the late 90's after a sneaky lunchtime (literal) knee wobbler; resulting in a sprained ankle and some hasty excuses/reasons for work colleagues and other half on returning home.... does that count?

[Sudawrirfwa]

My right shoulder was in a ridiculous amount of pain after some intense and prolonged fingering on a previous regular. The next morning I woke up and could barely move my right shoulder or arm, had to go to A&E as it was a Sunday morning. The doctor asked how it happened? I just said 'I don't know, I woke up and all of a sudden, I couldn't move my arm or shoulder' LOL

[EnglishRebecca121]

I had one slip in my shower and almost broke his neck ( you know who you are lol ) also had one pop a rib out of place ! Nose bleeds also a few times!

[mrfishyfoo]

I had one slip in my shower and almost broke his neck ( you know who you are lol ) also had one pop a rib out of place ! Nose bleeds also a few times!

There's nowt wrong with "rough" sex BUT did you really have to punch them ?? 

[EastCoast Rambler]

Hi OP

I know it's too late now, but when you got home you could have (accidently on purpose), spilt something on the carpet and got on your hands and knees and scrubbed it. When she was around, you could have said, 'my knees are really sore!'

[king tarzan]

Nothing so far...
Always gentle and cautious.

[rocket88]

I once stubbed my toe in a dark parlour room,I was hopping round swearing much to the amusement of the SP..........

[bhudda]

My right shoulder was in a ridiculous amount of pain after some intense and prolonged fingering on a previous regular. The next morning I woke up and could barely move my right shoulder or arm, had to go to A&E as it was a Sunday morning. The doctor asked how it happened? I just said 'I don't know, I woke up and all of a sudden, I couldn't move my arm or shoulder' LOL

You went to a&e cos your arm was stiff? Is it any wonder the nhs is under pressure? How is this an emergency?

[scutty brown]

You went to a&e cos your arm was stiff? Is it any wonder the nhs is under pressure? How is this an emergency?

It sounds like the silly beggar was mainlining viagra into his arm

[luv2kiss54]

Once saw this lovely young lady in an attic room with very low sloping ceiling. I forgot all about the low ceiling in the excitement and banged my head very hard. OMG I was seeing stars like on the cartoons for a couple of minutes but somehow regained my composure to complete the deed.

[guymids-72]

Swollen dick from prolonged and vigorous HJ. Once it swelled to more than twice normal size!
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I've had exactly the same... 90 minute incall.... She was determined to make me pop for a third time (failed but not for the want of trying)
My dick was swollen for a couple of days

[MissWolf]

Most common injuries for me are cuts in delicate places from sharp fingernails during overly zealous attempts to finger me and make me squirt!! 

Also bruising to my urethra from the same, which results in blood in my urine and pain till the bruising heals......or worse causes cystitis meaning a few days off 

It's not fastest finger first guys 

I've stopped all anal after being torn 

[Bonker]

Ouch and yuk