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London / Chinese P&D - Mottingham – low neutral
« by unitedfuture on April 08, 2024, 10:25:05 am »
This was just last weekend, a plan B P&D and knew it was going to be B&S so had low expectations

block of ex-council flats very close to the station but the maid does that thing of asking you stand outside so they can check you out before coming down to let you in - hate that.  And in this case a dude walked past as I was waiting outside and then went to sit down on the entrance step.  I was about to walk when the dude shouted back at me to say a lady was here to let me here - ffs.  Just braved it, walked past him take a sip from his tinny and went in with the maid.

girl was late 30s/early 40s very small and slim, just under 5’, wearing a summer dress and bra, no knickers. small tits with ok ass. Bj was crap didn’t feel anything, told her to suck harder but got bored after 5mins when it didn’t improve. switched to spreading her legs on the side of the bed. Felt fairly tight even with lube and smashed away at her hairy bush my ball bag slapping her ass in rhythm, unloaded all that was pent up with plan A in 15mins.

On the way out the maid whispered to me about a new girl next week – don’t doubt but wont be returning to this place

https://www.vivastreet.co.uk/escort/london-se9/-best-oriental-escort-lady-with-100--satisfaction/324629568

60 for 30mins

1402
London / Peppermint Massage ( Palmers Green )
« by tintin100 on April 08, 2024, 09:25:19 am »
Went on the strength of a review about extras being offered. Massage was offered and was told keep pants on, girl was Thai but wasn't attractive. No hints of extras, would love to hear from others, it definitely drummed up business for the place as it was very busy and she confirmed this.

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South East / Hayley-x-x Eastleigh
« by slippyin on April 08, 2024, 09:25:00 am »
Punting lees and less these days, as the choice of local ladies and availability just seems to be getting worse so thought I'd take the long drive to see a great SP.

When - Beginning of the year

Cost/Duration - 1 Hour/£200

Comms - Very good, initially AW email then text

Location - Good flat, perfect for bookings, free parking though I found it a bit of a pain as not a local and due to the time of day it was very busy.

Appearance - See Hayley's profile and numerous previous reviews, it is what it says on the tin.

Services - OWO, RO, LFK, CIM, Rimming and Sex various position.

The booking - During comms Hayley had asked if I had any outfit requests and on arrival she was dressed as requested and thought she locked stunning. Paperwork sorted and then a quick shower. A quick chat and then down to business. LFK was a bit of a let down but did get better as the booking went on. All services provided expertly but here's the thing it all felt a bit clinical. The punt was quite vanilla but didn't have that good GFE feel and it just felt a little cold and didn't really flow. Hayley seemed a bit distracted and sometimes a little distant, like she was there but not really engaged.

Summary - No doubt that Hayley is a very attractive lady and very skilled but I just left the booking feeling a bit flat. We just didn't click and perhaps we were both having an off day or the unfamiliarity that sometimes comes with a first meeting.

Positives - Hayley is beautiful and that bum in doggie is too die for.

Neutral - A little too professional/clinical

Negatives  - None 

https://www.adultwork.com/1651645
https://www.adultwork.com/Hayley%2Dx%2Dx




1404
London / Peppermint Massage (Palmers Green) - Legit
« by SJP7 on April 08, 2024, 08:34:41 am »
Contacted via the phone number from Google maps to book.

Went a month ago. Requested Minnie based on another review, but ended up with Mali (?). Was not a looker and a little on the heavier side. A great deep tissue massage, but I didn't request/want and she didn't offer extras.

Signs about keeping underwear on, so unsure about others in there.

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East England / Lia Harlow. Not good
« by The droff on April 08, 2024, 06:33:28 am »
It's going to be quick.
Messaged for  an appointment. Pictures sent are not her btw.
Made my way to Harlow.
Tower block in Nicholls field .
Got the nod to come up to be met by a tall Ukranian woman.
In the lounge she asks how long and did I want extras, I said can I choose later no was her response.
A bit disappointed with her looks I thought I'd stay for the massage which was shit. She had long false nails and couldn't massage properly.
No cc swipes to get me hard so on the turn over she found it hard to get me hard so we move onto the bed and after 10 mins finally I came (just).
Had a shower and left. £100  down the drain and off home.
Save your cash this was a shit experience from an odd looking woman not the one in the photo.

Hidden Image/Members Only

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West Midlands / English Mia James - Solihull (Postive Just)
« by Dylanbob on April 08, 2024, 02:28:34 am »
Had her profile on my HL for ages - nothing but a mass of postives on here. Lets go

When : Last few weeks
Location : Hotel in Solihull - you know which one.
Deal: £120 30 mins (AW profile said £150, but was quoted £120 on the phone and text) She later said it had been a quiet day, so maybe dropped the rate.
Comms : Very good, wanted a phone call to proceed.
Description : Very attractive girl and the one in the pics, age is about right, sexy lady. Quite tall.
Services taken : Shower, minimal kissing, tiny bit of Oral and protected sex.
Action : Shower, bit of kissing to start, then a min or two of oral and some sex. Followed by an average massage. Out in 25 mins.
Pros : Fit, professional and nice girl.
Cons : It wasn't bad but I think if I had my time again I wouldn't bother. I have had better experiences for that amount amount of money. I would have for sure done neutral at £150, I'm on the fence at £120 but she was on point and professional.

https://www.adultwork.com/4270224

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URL: https://www.adultwork.com/4058881
Date: March 2024
Price:£100/30mins. Agreed OWO, RO, Deep Throat, Anal, Fingering. No CIM avaialble.

Had her on my HL for a while. When her number appeared on AW, thought I'd give it a shot knowing she's tough to get hold of. Having read the mixed reviews, the expectation was that either it won't happen but if it does, it would be good! Contacted by Whatsapp and told she'd be available in W2 the next day. On the day, tried a few messages/call and got radio silence. Then suddenly around 6pm, I get a message saying she'd be available from 8pm. Agreed 8.45pm and made my way down to the address by car. As I was parking, get a message saying she'll be ready at 9. No stress so chilled in the car. At 9.05pm, another message saying the place is a mess and she's not ready and that we should cancel. I explained that I'd driven 45mins so happy to wait a little longer if needed. She comes back with 9.30pm. Normally, I'd never wait this long but as I'd driven 45mins, had no Plan B and was just chilling in the car, I thought I'd wait. 9.35pm .. another message saying she needs 10mins. Was ready to leave but then at 9.45pm, got the go ahead to come up to the flat. Overall, an hours delay! Not good.

Location: Nice area in Central London (outside CC zone but within ULEZ). The flat on the other had was awful. Studio flat which was a mess. Not tidy at all. Had one of those upper level beds which like a bunk bed, you need to climb up to and then there's minimal headroom. She said it was a friends place.

Girl: She is the girl in the pics but bigger/older. Bit of a belly, size 12-14ish. Big tits. I'd say she's around 30. Overall, she is cute but not quite what you see in the pics. Quite chatty and giggly.

Service: Now this is what makes up for the negatives above regarding the location/delays. Whilst there was the temptation to walk as she didn't look as the pics show, I thought, I'm finally in, lets do this! Handed over the notes, climbed up to the bed and in the small space we had, got naked! She did the same!

Started with kissing, FK/LFK. Full access to the body with no restrictions. She tugged on my cock slowly whilst kissing and my hands were swapping between the big playful tits and fingering in both holes. After about 5mins of full on kissing, I moved down and gave her tits a good seeing to with a lot of sucking/licking and then with her legs spread, some good RO action allowed my tongue deep inside her pussy and a bit of rimming on her butthole. All clean down there. Also had a couple of sex toys which she was happy for me to insert into her butt (with a little bit of lube - not dollops like some SP's do).

About 10mins in, gave me a titwank and she started on OWO which was done really well. Very deep and lots of attention to the balls too. I've got my fingers inside her holes  and a few little butt spanks too. Then onto 69 so we could both enjoy each other. An awesome view and more licking out. Didn't want to finish yet so told her to back off after about 10mins so we could have sex.

Condom on and then sex in both holes and she was happy to take it in both holes in cowgirl, missionary and doggy. Minimal lube used. Doggy was a bit of challenge with the height restriction but we managed. Clearly she enjoys sex and happy to try pretty much anything.

Having smashed her hard in all positions, as we're reaching the 30min mark, the timer went off on her phone. She just switched it off and told me to carry on. I wanted to cum on her body so as I was getting close to release, told her to do some more OWO. Again, played with her tits, pussy and butthole. As she doesn't do CIM, when I was about to cum got her to swap from her mouth to her hands until I finally released all over her tits and tummy.

Cleaned up. Bit more kissing. Got dressed. Had a little chat. Left after about 45/50mins feeling happy.

Had her comms/delays been better and the flat nicer, I'd have put this in my top 3 punts. The service did make up for the rest of it. Would see her again but not at that location!

1408
London / Natalie Rios - Paddington
« by downdog on April 08, 2024, 12:30:52 am »
https://birchplace.com/@natalie-rios

Donation
£250 for 60 mins. £50 extra for cum not taken

Comms
Nice and easy on WhatsApp, a few hour before.
Noted previous ghosting, so did not pre book and was a plan B.

Venue
Nice modern, clean and expensive flat near Paddington

SP
IMO she has the hottest photos on BP, so had to see her.
In person, not quite as stunning as the pics, but still attractive and sexy.
Tall slim build.
Soft and smooth skin.
Nice small BBL (I think).
Average sized cock.
Abs as well, which seems the current fashion.
Excellent hygiene all over.

Action
Paid, shower then to work.
Wanted a GFE type experience, and that is what I got.
Kissing, OWO, amazing BJ from her, would recommend her just for that, full on nose to belly style.
Had her top me, then 69 and I topped her to finish in an energetic reverse cowgirl, a first for me.
Used up and enjoyed most of the hour.

Verdict - a bit expensive, but had a great time.
She's nice and chilled, eager to please, sings along to the music videos playing, offers a selection of drinks etc, makes for a nice experience.

1409
London / LeaVixx Clappham in call
« by ChrisChockz89 on April 07, 2024, 11:14:40 pm »
This meet took place a few months ago and at the time her rate was 260 for 1 hour. It has since increased to 280 for the hour.

Communication - Prompt communication, arranged on the day via text and confirmed my number on AW via email.
The Girl - Pretty with a nice body, fairly slim but not athletic. Looks prettier than her photos imo and there are videos of her on PH under the same name. She has a cute accent from her travels but her English is fully fluent. She did have a bush and hair on her armpits however when I saw her it was not that long. From her profile she makes it clear she will have her natural hair on her body.
Location - Small studio flat about 10 minutes walk from the station it was small but fit for purpose with adequate room in the 'bedroom'. Shower/bathroom were not used so cannot comment on those.
Service GFE style meet with lots of FK, RO, OWO, a bit of DT and happy with some light facefucking.
The Meet She was well dressed in matching lingerie and heels, light makeup but looked pretty. Two rounds with a really long intra round chat where she was very friendly and spoke about her travels. This was offset by the fact we went 20 minutes or so over time, didn't feel like it was timewasting or clockwatching just her style of meet. Round 2 was initiated by SP and both rounds were a more passionate GFE with lots of FK, OWO etc. She was happy to change positions and was either a good actor or seemed to enjoy herself.

Overall: I had a good time however at 260 and now 280 for the hour some may say this does not represent VFM but if you like the look of her and are ok with the vanilla services at this price point you will probably have a good time

Profile - https://www.adultwork.com/6215982

1410
Escort: Milky Hot Thai Girl, adultwork https://www.adultwork.com/7310017
Location: Feltham, usual place near Wicks
Cost: £210 for 90 minutes (actually went over a bit and she was happy to go a bit longer if I wanted)
The Lady: Milky is similar to her picks if not as glamorous, she has a pretty face and a great body.
Services: LFK, OWO, RO, covered sex in various positions and light playful massage

I booked Milky a couple of days in advance, on the day I was told to come 30 minutes later due to the landlord visit ... now where have I herd that before? On arrival met by Milky in a dressing gown and fluffy slippers and stockings... not really sexy. We sorted out the paperwork and I went for a shower. The facilities were fine, the shower worked, there was soap etc. The bedroom had a double bed and little else and was a bit dark, she moved the lamp closer to the bed which helped, a little.  Milky is a bit obsessed with cleaning up, she must go through half a toilet roll for each customer and she's always wiping up and bodily fluids. She was riding me cowgirl, when we changed to missionary she wiped the condom and then reapplied lube. Her skills are generally good, light kissing with tongue, but you have to initiate and she keeps it limited, her OWO was very good, no hands and the combination of movement and tongue use I found really good. She's enthusiastic in sex pretty flexible and can do the flat foot cowgirl pretty well.

Minor downsides (from my point of view) Milky does not like you to touch her neck in any way, it surprised me how often that made a difference. While I'm happy for cleanliness the frequent wiping up did sometimes interrupt the action. I like to think I'm competent at RO, but I barely got any response from her.

It was a fun punt, but I probably would not return as she's not the girl for the slow sensual GFE that is my preference.

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I TOFTT and made a visit to see Pim who advertises on VS as Perfect Massage Therapy down in Plymouth at the end of March.  It was all legit and nothing on offer, other than the massage as advertised, so end your reading here if this is what you needed to know and move on.

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https://www.gumtree.com/p/thai-massage-services/perfect-massage-therapy-located-near-mutley-plain-/1309287636

I was trying to find another private house Thai massage with HR down in the Plymouth area and thought this might be Malee, under a different name, who I had read about on some of the other reviews on here but had missed her as her ad is down.

Texted early AM for a lunchtime meet, quick reply and all booked in for an hour at £40 and address supplied, arrived and was walked up to a first floor standard converted bedroom with an oversized massage table, heated, and told to undress but to leave underpants on.  Ahhh, message quiet clear and no need to dwell on any WSWS thoughts during the massage, this actually made me enjoy all of the pulling and prodding more, as I was not focussing on the little trouser muscle and what was going to happen, and as a result, was quite relaxing.

I have some niggles in my shoulder from sat driving for hours, and then from driving a keyboard for some more hours, and thought not to worry and just go with it.

I think I then experienced a genuine Thai massage?  A large towel was draped over me and moved around and the towel used to get some grip and really work the muscles, I was bent around, pushed and pulled around for an hour and I really enjoyed it, she also really worked into my shoulders and used a small amount of balm/oil on my shoulders only as she had found some issues and stiffness there (no smutty laughing from the back, it was not on offer). 

In summary, I didn't come out all oily and slippery as I have done from other massages, shoulder felt the best it has for a long time and after other Thai massages, and I only spent £40, bonus - but a little disappointed, that I had not found another Cara from Swansea, or Anna from Cardiff.

I am, however, actually going to go back just for the massage as it was very good and in the interim will keep looking for another private house Thai with HR in the Plymouth area (recommendations welcomed for the Plymouth/environs area).

I have left the review as positive as Pim did everything as advertised, and I have posted it as an update for those looking for the HR+ options and don't want to be disappointed when it is not offered.

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London / Olivia Rae - Paddington Hotel In call
« by ChrisChockz89 on April 07, 2024, 10:50:57 pm »
Olivia appears to regularly tours and sometimes stops in London meet was about a month ago give or take a 1 hour in call to a hotel while she was on tour.

Communication Was prompt and friendly during her replies and the initial communication. Communication on the day was clear and concise and helpful to navigate the strange hotel layout.
Location  Hotel had front of desk staff, they probably know the score but payed no mind. Location could do with being a little more discrete as you had to walk through the hotels kind of dining area to get to the room and it was not busy at all at the time but staff did not seem to mind.
The Girl She looks exactly like her photos, really pretty face with enhanced boobs. Curves in the right places and a really nice bum borderline PAWG. She was supper chatty and friendly not in a time wasting way, I don't think  I have ever met such a smiley friendly WG.
Service GFE style meet with lots of FK, RO, OWO, was happy with light fingering
The Meet Lots of effort into appearance with hair and makeup done as well as a set of lingerie and heels. Greeted with a passionate FK and this continued throughout the booking almost constantly. Two rounds popped in the bag  with a intra round chat round 2 initiated by SP. Happy to change positions but her ass in doggy is truly a sight. She likes a bit of dirty talk too when she is not snogging your face off.

Overall: A really good meet with a friendly chatty English girl and a solid GFE just unfortunate she does not offer a wider range of services and the venue might be slightly off-putting for some. At 200 pounds for the hour its on the higher end for a vanilla GFE but well worth it because of her enthusiasm and how she makes you feel during the time you spend with her.

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London / Ivy Ray - Earls Court
« by ChrisChockz89 on April 07, 2024, 10:29:28 pm »


Communication - Arranged via WhatsApp and was professional and prompt in her replies
Location  - Basement flat in earls court a short walk from the station. A nice flat fit for purpose and plenty of space in the bedroom, bathroom was also clean and nice.
The Lady - Looks younger than stated age, could pass mid to late 20's. Photos are a fair representation of what she looks like, I personally thought she was facially very pretty.
Service  - PSE/GFE everything was done with enthusiasm that you could expect from a PSE just without what some may consider PSE services. Some of the services given  OWO, CIM, DT
The Meet - Greeted and we both had a glass of wine, she was dressed up nicely and put lots of effort into her appearance. Two rounds with Sex DFK constantly and light face fucking with DT ending CIM. She was really enthusiastic and seemed to enjoy herself.   She was really friendly and nice to talk to during the intra round chat and initiated round 2 herself.

Overall
: At the cost of 350 pounds for the hour she is pricy however well worth it for the level of service received.

Profile: https://www.adultwork.com/5946735

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London / Gisselle Massage at Canary Wharf
« by sammy23 on April 07, 2024, 09:59:29 pm »

https://www.adultwork.com/4881726

Punt happened about a week ago.  I wanted to try something relaxing and easy so  Gisselle  was in my mind as she had a lots (and mostly positive) reviews.

Duration
1 hour for £150.

Comms
 Very straightforward and quick to reply. I texted her and after 5 min I got a response with the details of the flat area , apart from the number. When I arrived there she asked me to give her a call to guide me through the main gate to the flat

Venue
A nice apartment in Canary Wharf, about 10 min walk from the station. Flat looks nice but didn't have any chance to see it as I was asked to follow her straight to her room, which was quite impressive when the lights are off as she has made it as a really relaxing and sensual environment.

Girl
So this is where the whole thing is mixed for me. I've heard others commenting that they really liked her, but in my opinion she looks a bit older than the pics in the site facially. Body wise though, absolutely incredible, even though she's late 30s, early 40s I reckon, her body is much better than most 20+ years old girls

Meeting
She asked me to remove my shoes and then guided me to the room - there she got completely naked and asked me to remove my clothes as well, asking me what type of service I wanted and I opted in for the tantric massage. She gave the usual instructions as other punters have described, no kissing , no inappropriate touching, but I knew all this so I was well prepared
She did ask also if I wanted prostate massage and I said 'sure' and when she asked if I want it external or internal I said I don't really mind.
Then I lied down , face down on the massage table, and she started a very sensual massage, going slowly to the places I was hoping for, and lots of oil use as well. 
After about 25 min I was hoping to ask me to turn around - and she finally whispered me the magic words.
Then I have a perfect view of her body, and when she turned opposite I had the pleasure of touching her bum cheeks as well which were really tight. She then started a more thoroughly stroke with my dick , and when she was facing me she put my hands on her breasts so I could enjoy them. But something was kind of missing as she was doing most of the stuff in a proper way, but very mechanical. There wasn't too much eye contact and that put me off a bit.
At the end we were approaching 45 min of the time and I asked her to start stroking me a bit faster and then I came. She then was very good at cleaning me up but didn't send me to the shower - rather I enjoyed another 10 min of massage of my legs and arms which was quite nice.


Verdict
This is a neutral for me based on my personal taste of her face ( I was expecting someone bit younger) and from the whole experience being nice but mechanical as well, felt like she was doing all the right things but with no passion or soul , if that makes sense.
Would I return? No but others might like the experience if the pure massage is the priority.

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East England / Anna Lana Carribean Braintree
« by Tedbandy on April 07, 2024, 09:48:19 pm »
https://www.adultwork.com/7204780

Found myself in Braintree so did an AW search and found Anna Lana. She has good AW feedback and a quick cross reference with UKP found one review which was positive.

I arranged a 30 min booking but didn't really specifiy what I wanted or question what she provides, almost to give me that suspense factor and sense of achievement if I get further than a massage.

There is plenty of ample parking and made my way to the house that was provided by text. 

She opened the door in nice lingerie and greeted me with a hug and kiss on cheek. The hug was a sap riser in itself as I felt her large chebs push against my body.

We made our way upstairs to the bedroom and I still didn't have any intention of asking for any certain things, I wanted to see how it would progress and play out on her terms. I stripped off whilst having a bit of small talk and sorting paperwork.

I received several compliments in this time and don't know if its her way of working or if they were genuine, but at this point I made my way over to her confidently and pulled her in for a kiss which quickly become DFK.

She groans with enjoyment as I help her take off her lingerie, now both fully naked.  She has her hands on Ted's todger and I respond with a respectful stroke of her puss.  I suck on her deliciously large natural chebneys and we naturally make our way on to the bed.

At this stage still no discussion of any service so my mind was full of anticipation and excitement.  I am laying on my back as she starts kissing my body with more compliments thrown my way, and before you know it the todger is in her mouth for a good 10 mins for a great OWO session. She clearly enjoys this and likes to make regular eye contact.

She jumps up and grabs a jonny and applies it carefully with expert precision. Still no discussion of service, this had a great flow about it and felt natural.

She then rode Ted like sea biscuit which felt amazing with plenty of DFK and cheb play.  Again I could tell she was really enjoying it and making all the right noises, unfortunately all the excitement got the better of me and didn't last as long as I would have liked.

All in all it was a tremendous session with IMO a sexy busty lady.

I will end with a few minor negatives, not for me but for people who read this review.  She has quite major stretch marks in the hip area which I couldn't care less about but may put some people off. She also has a belly but looks fine considering her bustiness and figure, again some people are not into this but I certainly am

£80 for 30 minute booking.

Boom!

(Posted via phone so any minor grammatical errors please forgive me)
 

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Harmony Massage Delce Road in Rochester with Junjun
 

TLDR:  Comically bad massage that left me in horrendous pain for days, followed by a shit pinching blowjob that is easily the worst I have had in my life. I had genuinely needed a good massage as I was going just as much for the bad back as I was the release, but what followed borders on GBH.

Price(s): £30 for 30 mins 'massage' (hah!) and £30 for BJ which was haggled down from £40.

Logistics: No reply to texts so called, girl on the phone sounded really young and fit.  Told me to just turn up whenever.

Location: Rochester. Been here before but they seem to have expanded as the entrance had moved a door further up and the whol premises seemed to be now spit between the girl living there (could hear children screaming and stomping through the walls).  No towels, no cleaning or shower options beyond wet wipes, don't even think there is a customer toilet there.

Looks: After I walked in the door there was no one around at all, and then following me a minute later from outside a late 40s mamasan type came in.  I was hoping so much that she was about to introduce me to the young fitty from the phone but alas no...

Attitude & Service: Didn't speak a word of english, had a device hanging around her neck that she used as a translator.  Even with this it was very clunky.  It had been a long time since I'd been there (oh don't we all miss Chloe!!!!!!) so I asked for a VERY RELAXING massage, and did my best to emphasise that talking into her device.

What followed was the shittest massage you can imagine.  Started off just pushing her hands through my back and after 5 minutes I had to ask her to use oil as it was hurting.  She then did a crap imitation of an asian sports massage with deep tissue and elbowing etc... I've had proper sports / deep tissue massages in asia on a regular basis in the past, this was not that.  This was just painful without any of the benefits. 

She then asked through the translator if I wanted a 'scraping'...  WTF  :scare: At first I thought maybe it was a mistranslation and we were into the extras convo, but no she got out some weird device that looked like a squeegy made of wood.  What she had been doing was painful and shit sso thought 'fuck it, cant get any worse'.  How wrong I was.

If you ever watched the TV show friends, there was an episode where Ross accidentally agreed to massage an old man.  He then was so disgusted, and with 0 knowledge of what to do, he ended up trying to massage the guy with wooden spoons from his kitchen.  This was the vibes that we were having.

 I can not exaggerate how shit and painful this massage was, even more comical when I had asked for A VERY VERY RELACING MASSAGE.
Laying there with screaming children through the walls louder than the crap music, with an ugly mature asian woman hurting me in various new and wonderful ways, I genuinely wondered how my life had come to this...

She then asked about extras and I had already decided laying there that no more than £30 because otherwise I would literally leave and go somewhere else for the release. She said £40 and I said 'No £30' and she barely argued.

What followed was the shittest blowjob anyone has ever had ever.  she just put it in her mouth limp and just sort of half sucked it with a look of disgust on her face.  I thought maybe she was new to this but then she started pinching the base and there the expreience showed.

I ended up helping her out and had the most unsatisfying release I think I have had in my live.

What's worse is that I woke that night in extreme pain, and for the following two days endured what can only be described as carpet burn all over my back and parts of my arms and legs.  It looked like someone had taken a baseball bat to me and I had to be SUPER CAREFUL not to let the OH see it.  Explaining why I was suddenly wearing long sleeve tshirts to bed was not fun.  Two terrible nights of sleep later the pain finally subsided.

This was not any reaction to the baby oil or anything like that, I have no allergies and not everywhere was affected.  This was from a truly awful massage by someone who has absolutely no idea what they are doing.

Conclusion:   Yet another extremely terrible experience from the service community of the UK. One wonders how they make a living considering how incredibly shit at their jobs they are.

Would I return? Yes. With the police.  :bomb:

(no pics as there are none available to show)


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AW profile: https://www.adultwork.com/7465851
The meet: Late March 2024
Location: 5 mins away from Tottenham Court Road
Prices: I can’t exactly remember but it was average Brazilian prices with most stuff being extra (I did not partake in any extras”
Communication: that day she was doing her own comms using google translate, she can’t speak much English at all and uses a translator app

The girl: Damn this girl is hot, facially and bodily she looks EXACTLY the same as the pictures, when I saw her she wasn’t even wearing make up and facially she still looked sexy

Now the body is honestly out of this world with the most perfect, round, protruding bubble but I’ve seen in years…. she clearly goes gym as her stomach is flat but she still has maintained that femininity about her as she isn’t muscly at all and has curves in all the right places (I think she got a boob job but I’m not 100% sure)

Her skin is flawless, beautiful tan, very soft all around, perfect height for me personally as she stands around 5ft5 so not too tall or too short for most positions.

Here is where the meet went downhill

When I saw her body and that ass, I asked if I can burry my face in that ass of hers to be begin with, I showed my Google translate and a image of what I meant and she immedialy  refused to say anywhere but my ass! ….. that kinda ruined the mood in the beginning already and we proceeded with her giving me oral with …

It was decent but nothing amazing and then I asked for doggy …… she can take a good pounding, pussy was decent and I came In the bag within about 5-6 mins of hard strokes (I’m an average size)

No kissing as that was also an extra

Anyhow I’ll give this a neutral  as she isn’t someone you can have a GFE experience with, too many extras, poor English but oh my that body and face of hers is 10/10 (personal preferences )

It’s a shame, if she loosen up a little bit personality wise, gave GFE experience and allowed her ass to be cherished I would be visiting this girl as much as I could afford …

She also confirmed she does Anal for £100 but i didn’t participate as A) I find it to experience and B) the mood was ruined in the beginning

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North West / Curvyjessxxxxx Stockport
« by Springoid on April 07, 2024, 08:38:47 pm »
https://www.adultwork.com/7371428 or https://www.adultwork.com/Curvyjessxxxxx

So, after my failure in wythenshawe, my balls were busting.  Only one girl was showing available, and despite my inner voice saying “NO”, I decided to give Jess a ring, as how bad could it be for £50?

Sent a text and got a very quick reply.  Told her I could get there in 30 minutes and she game me the postcode.  Low rise flats near the High Rise flats in Stockport.  Reasonably quiet.  Texted her, and she replied immediately asking me to wait 5 minutes, then come up to the flat.  Waited, then went to the main door and buzzed in.

Usual waiting behind the door.  Dark so just saw her silhouette, very petite and thin with a good set of tits.  Flat needs a tidy, clean and a hoover.  Obvious smoker, but not that bad.  Then she came into the light.  I’m sure there’s a reasonable pretty girl under there, but the makeup made her look like Mrs Doyle when she got made up like Pat Mustard.  Very sweet nature though.  Wore a leotard type  thing that sowed her tits off well.  Sorted the paperwork and she went into the other room to sort it.  Came back and she went through what she doesn’t do.  No tongue kissing (although it’s down as a liked, no anal, and she made it clear that she will not do bareback.  Had a peep, and the tags gone!

Started with a massage, which was more of a rubdown, but very nice and swept her tits up and down me that I love, and some nice swipes of the chap.  She then moved to a nice BJ, plenty of attention To the shaft, balls and head.  Turned so I could play with her Fanny.  Found she was unshaven, so I would not be Venturing south, but smelt clean enough, and she seems to enjoy me fingering her and tickling her arsehole.

On with the raincoat and a good shag in several positions.  Ended with her wanking me off over her tits aas she licked my balls.

Nice chat and cuddle after, and I departed with a genuine feeling hug.

As I mentioned, the flat was a bit of a whole, and her makeup was hysterical, but a very sweet girl.  Looks like she’d had issues in her life, but a lovely attitude.  Has worse times with girls charging twice as much.  Will probably not return due to the lack of DFK but a definite positive.


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South West / Melizza Gambel - Taunton
« by Candyman on April 07, 2024, 07:57:57 pm »
Met with Melizza Gambel during her tour to Taunton in April. 30 mins incall @ £70.

Profile
https://www.adultwork.com/ViewProfile.asp?UserID=7378081

Comms
All arranged over text, quite last minute. Similar to the previous report, I was sent a 'menu' of available services and prices. I requested a massage and oral booking, no sex. Sometimes in oral only you get a discount but I didn't in this case.  Confirmed time for a couple hours later. In the 'menu' I was given the address except the house number. Text on arrival to ask for the door number and another text required whilst at the door to confirm you are there. This makes entry a little un-discreet, considering it's quite a known punting location.

Location
As above, this is quite a well known punting area in Taunton. I've punted in the house next door and not this one before, but it's quite similar. A small terraced house, just off a busy high street. It's fairly discreet as there isn't much footfall or traffic, but as I mentioned I would say it's a known punting location. Parking options available within walking distance, a lot of them are paid however prior to 6pm. The accomodation was clean. Not offered use of the shower before or after so cannot comment on that. The meeting took place in a tiny box room. Clean and plesant with a mirror but hardly any room. Small double bed crammed in and about 2-3 by 1 meters of open space. This made things such as finishing infront of the mirror whilst stood up, her on her knees etc, a bit awkward.

Looks
Melizza is a good looking brazilian MILF. She does look better in person than some of her pictures/videos, not to say they are bad though. Wouldn't say she is an stunner but is an attractive MILF with a cracking little body. She is a small thing but with big tits and a big arse. She was dressed in nice lingerie and heels. Regarding the heels, it was a bit strange. She answered the door wearing a pair of black heels. When I entered she changed to a red pair to walk up the stairs, and when in the room swapped the red ones for a beige pair, and repeated this when I left. Not an issue for me but very strange!

Melizza is warm and welcoming however extremely limited English. I found this quite difficult throughout the punt. You are really working on a 1 key word basis here. During the meet she was talking a lot in her native language, not sure if to me or just talking out loud. I found it a bit hard work and a bit off putting as I say, not sure if she was expecting a response from me or not, but nevertheless she was friendly and was smiling throughout.

Meet
I parked up about 5 mins before the agreed time and dropped Melizza a text. She asked for a few minutes. This turned into 20. I decided to wonder around the location as I was curious if it was a case of back to back punters. I saw a gentleman exit the property that I was fairly sure the location was, and within about 5 seconds of him exiting the door I had a text saying she was ready. This is a bit of a turn off me, and if I was going for a GFE meet would of probably walked but as I wanted just a massage and oral, and had the horn, I went with it.

I was given the number and asked to text again when I was at the door, this felt a bit awkward waiting. Once in, I was greeted by Melizza who gave me a warm embrace and a kiss. She was talking in her native language but not sure what she was saying, but she had a positive and friendly demeanor. I followed her upstairs which gave me a great view of her ass. I was lead into the tiny room described above, which appears clean and made up, as was Melizza, considering a client who only just finished, but there is no way she would of showered.

Whilst I was getting myself undressed, Melliza was rambling to me in her native language and I manged to pick out "another girl" so I was pretty sure she was offering me a duo. I declined (mainly due to the lack of room we would of had!) but this goes with the other review where there was likely another SP in the property. Not an issue for me and I did not actually ever hear anyone else.

Over text I had requested a massage and oral service. However, Melizza did not seem to be aware of this as she went straight into GFE. We sat on the bed next to each other and she encouraged me to kiss and explore her. Open mouth kissing, no tongue from her but she didn't pull away at me using mine. Very tactile and nice. She was keen for me to play with her pussy which I did for a bit, but did not give any oral due to her only just seeing another client. I asked for massage which Melizza agreed to. I laid down face first and Melizza gave me an okay massage. Asked if I wanted cream and spent time working my back and legs. Pleasant but nothing special. Disappointing that there was no reach unders or CC of any kind. I instigated to turning over as I had lose track of time, and I was worried from the language barrier that she may of thought I wanted only a massage and no finish! After I turned over she took the prompts and started massaging the front before starting to wank and give me oral. Oral was nice but nothing breath-taking, no attention to the balls with her mouth but some with her hands. She went to get a condom and I had to remind her no sex. She carried on with oral. I asked to finish on her face which she said yes too, however once standing up it was clear she wanting me to cum on her breasts which I did.

Quick clean up during which time she was texting on her phone. We walked down stairs together (again still texting) and she hugged and kissed me and gave me a warm goodbye. As I left the property she was texting.

Overall
Melizza is an attractive MILF who provides an enthusiastic service. I can see why there are positive reviews for her, and my neutral is very much a 'positive neutral'. I could see myself potentially returning for a GFE meet as the services delivered, although not breath-taking at times, were delivered enthusiastically and I think she'd be a better shag than she was masseuse, and at £70 for half an hour I'd say its good VFM (if seeing for GFE full service).

However, being told to wait 20 mins and being literally back to back with another client is a massive put off for me. I also found the language barrier too much hard work to fully enjoy the meet and have it flow. Lastly, the room was just too small and cramped for me personally, so with those 3 negatives it turns the review to neutral to for me.

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https://www.adultwork.com/6265098

Saw Milky earlier in the week, after missing out on the last couple of times she's been in the East Mids.

Fired off a text in the morning and got a fairly prompt reply with address and details of any extras.

Went for 60 mins @ £170 - £120 + £30 (anal) + £20 (owo). Didn't go for the owo + cim @ £30 or FK @ £10.

Got to the address right on time. It's an air BnB in the centre of the village, perfectly functional and easy to find. On street parking available just a short walk up the road and it's nice and discreet.

Milky is attractive and younger than a lot of the Thais around the East Mids. Her photos are her, but with the usual caveats of being a little more flattering than the reality. She's a little chunkier that the photos suggest without being in any way fat, but she's got a great set of enhanced tits and a cheeky glint to her persona.

I had a quick shower and she was waiting in the room for me already starkers. She's fun and put on some music which she danced to briefly before getting down to business.

That's where things got a bit more disappointing. The wet wipes came out, even though I was fresh out of the shower and pretty much every 30 seconds thereafter, more wet wipes.

Owo was pleasant, but felt disconnected, as she didn't really make any eye contact. I went down on her, but she reached for the wet wipes before I could put my tongue into action.nnot the end of the world, but that was all I could then taste.

Every time I came up for breath, more wet wipes for her pussy and my face. At this point, I was starting to wonder whether I should have added the extra £10 for FK. Never had to pay for it before, even when quoted as an extra, but this time I wonder whether she might have seemed a bit more into things, if I had, as there might have been a bit more of a connection.

She reached for a cover and struggled to get it on, so fumbled about with a larger one before a round of mish, which again didn't quite hit the spot without any fk. Flipped her over for doggie and she was happy for a thumb to lightly probe her arse.bto which she suggested anal. New condom applied and lubed up. Gentle start then building up to a bit deeper. She starts with the cat noises someone else has mentioned. I think it was covering up any discomfort, so I relented and pulled out. Got her on top and change of condom again and into cowgirl for a bit. Still not really feeling it, so got her to finish off with a hand job. She grabbed yet more wipes and laid them out on my stomach... No chance of plastering her tits then!

Massage was OK, then into the shower again and away.

She seems fun and is smiley/cheeky in equal measure, but didn't ever seem to get into it. I'm not always confident enough to change things up enough and I'm kicking myself for not paying for the fkn extra, as I think it might have helped a bit..

I was going to go positive - just, but reading this back before I sent it, I think it needs to be grey. She did everything asked, it just felt a bit disconnected.


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 https://www.adultwork.com/7687976

Time to kill and money to spend on an afternoon in Manchester I paid a visit to Hot Thai Cherry.

Time - Within the last two weeks

Communnication - Short and Sweet, just like Hot Thai Cherry  :P

Location - Apartment block a few minutes walk away from Piccadilly Station

Fee - £80 for 30 minutes

Appearance - Shorter than I imagined from the photos and a bit curvier too, having looked at the pictures again I can see they've been edited, particuarly noticeable on the one in front of the window.  That said not drastically but she's a slightly curvy shorty and found her attractive myself.  Does have number of tattoos and a large one on her back.

Attitude - Her general vibe was that of calming and sweet natured.  Not much else to say on that really.

Services - A french kiss to start and then she asked me to lay on the bed and gave me a thai massage on my back for about 5-10 minutes which I enjoyed and it did ease some neck pain I'd been having so an unexpected bonus.  She then moved onto OWO and liked seeing her suck my cock.  Then it was her on top riding me with more french kissing.  She then asked if I'd like to try doggy.  This was a great idea, she seemed to really enjoy this and took at good pounding until I popped in the bag.

Rating - Great, would happily visit again and plan to do so in the future.






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