What about this one? Someone here offering a cuddle service for £100 an hour.
External Link/Members Only"During a cuddle session we can hug, sit, lie, dance, sing, read, or play games, etc. This is your time to receive the love and attention that you deserve. We may hold hands and chat sitting close, lie and cuddle big spoon/little spoon style..."
I'm speechless. Is this a wind-up?!