What turns you off?

[daffon]

+1 on that!

Also, girls with no hips and skinny lips.

I love no hips, skinny lips, sharp noses and sticky out ears! Really I'm up with the elves or fairies!

Isn't it great that there is a punter for almost any female body shape, appearance and style. I needn't feel sorry for BBW's which I don't find beautiful at all.

Daffon

[wazzockchops]

Having to dry your cock on their kids Thomas the Tank towel 

Also kids toothbrushes by the sink when you're washing your hands/face/cock.

Or worse, much worse, being handed a baby grow to wipe my spooge off my belly. That made me consider wtf was I doing!

[tyner]

What about Scat.......Visiting French Girl Magalie for some soon. Does anyone know anything about her lately?

[vorian]

What about Scat.......Visiting French Girl Magalie for some soon. Does anyone know anything about her lately?

Four posts all mentioning this prossie. Do you know anything about her.

[pay as u hoe]

What about Scat.......Visiting French Girl Magalie for some soon. Does anyone know anything about her lately?

Piss off!

[Toshiba]

What about Scat.......Visiting French Girl Magalie for some soon. Does anyone know anything about her lately?

Youre a gonna daft kunt

[vorian]

Four posts all mentioning this prossie. Do you know anything about her.

Now 11 out of 13 posts,  bloody idiot.

[ForrestGump]

Personal hygiene and attitude take joint first place.
Not far behind is the cleanliness and calmness of the punt venue. By calmness I mean: not hearing other voices, door buzzers or footsteps outside the room.
Everything else falls into the 'nice to have' rather than 'need to have' category for me. That said I do prefer natural features rather than surgically or cosmetically enhanced given the choice. 

[Captain Kang]

Fanny Pong.
Rusty ring.
No eye contact.

[Salt]

BO

Apathy

wet towels 

[Toshiba]

I have a punt in an hour, hoping she has clean towel as im first up

And a fresh fanny

[ForrestGump]

I have a punt in an hour, hoping she has clean towel as im first up

And a fresh fanny

Well... if she can't get stuff like that organised for the start of the day... 

[Rochdull lad]

I have a punt in an hour, hoping she has clean towel as im first up

And a fresh fanny

Subject to her partner/minder/ponce not having been there before you this morning, of course, Holycrosser.

[hendrix]

Paying for "Extra's" - Do what you enjoy doing, not just for more money.

[aerofan5]

Having experienced quite a lot of the previously mentioned problems, the number 1 turnoff for me is going down on the fish market!

Natural body smells can be erotic, but a really sour and fishy fanny turns me off big time.

[IloveRed]

Having experienced quite a lot of the previously mentioned problems, the number 1 turnoff for me is going down on the fish market!

Natural body smells can be erotic, but a really sour and fishy fanny turns me off big time.

I tend to agree there, fish market diving would be a #1 deterrrent for me. I have to say, in the same breath (haha), that an excessively sanitized and scented muff is also a big turn off for me. I like "natural" scent.