Anyone have any after punting traditions?

[jayj301599]

As the title suggests, does anyone have any after punting traditions that they have? I have one, seems like after all the punts I've done I've always found myself in a KFC treating myself to a chicken burger 

[freeze44]

Similar...always hungry after! Then a sleep!! 

[lewisjones23]

Used to wander down to the chippy after visiting the SS in Prestwich

[winkywanky]

I like to 'eat' during the punt, so my after-punt routine would be wipe my cock on the curtains while she's looking the other way, and then I'm outta there.

[Gustav Klimt]

Always go to a coffee shop & reflect on the punt over a cappuccino & cake.

[tangledupinblue]

Go home, kiss the wife and ask how her days been.

[Adoniron]

Quite often go to pub to reflect on the punt over a pint.

[winkywanky]

Go home, kiss the wife and ask how her days been.

 

I'm sure you're REALLY careful about WG's perfume etc. Women notice that stuff as I'm sure you know.

[will-ow]

I'm a cliche and used to have a smoke until I quit!

[ShadowProclamation]

Quite often go to pub to reflect on the punt over a pint.

This is what I used to do - until I started taking Viagra. A Greggs carry out, including a cup of tea, now has to do instead.

[winkywanky]

...and you've got somewhere to hang your ring doughnut while both your hands are occupied with the tea and the sandwich.

[ShadowProclamation]

  As Peter Cook once said, "Are you enjoying that sandwich?"

[winkywanky]

 

[Silva21]

After years of too much porn I don't really wank anymore.....
But after a punt I'm happy to wank freely until the end of the day.
Then it's back to no wanking until my next punt which is usually every two or three weeks.

[Herts_Outcaller]

Get home as quickly as possible before the OH notices I'm out.

Write up a review sometimes, save a photo to my own password-protected gallery, then think about where to punt next.

[bhudda]

Try and persuade the mrs she wants a shag before the viagra completely wears off ... i like to get my money's worth ... i usually fail

[akauya]

As the title suggests, does anyone have any after punting traditions that they have? I have one, seems like after all the punts I've done I've always found myself in a KFC treating myself to a chicken burger 

I used to go for a greasy kebab and a beer. I very rarely do that since I keep having to buy bigger belts.

[Ali Katt]

Two words: Mars milkshake.

[bhudda]

I used to go for a greasy kebab and a beer. I very rarely do that since I keep having to buy bigger belts.

You're back!!!

       

[wkd_lex]

Booze and for some reason protein shake 

[akauya]

You're back!!!

       

Cheers! 

[Plan R]

After what is usually a long drive home its...
Curry or Kebab then beddy byes
 

[Steve2]

Cheers! 

Hi mate. Nice to see you back 

[akauya]

Hi mate. Nice to see you back 

Thanks mate, you too. I did miss UKP and will probably go through your recommended reviews as usual 

[Kool Keef]

Used to wander down to the chippy after visiting the SS in Prestwich

Armstrongs(?) On the corner?
Great chippy, huge portions (fnar fnar)

[king tarzan]

Punjabi curry glorious!! 👅👅👅😋😋😋👅👅😋

[fonzy_007]

Baby wipes in the car in case of any perfume smells

[B4bcock]

Baby wipes in the car in case of any perfume smells

Good idea.

My only post-punt ritual is to take a second shower, making especially sure to rinse my hair, as I discovered a couple of years ago (almost to my cost) that any perfume etc smells really linger in your locks.

[unclepokey]

More of a need than a tradition-
A right good pee.

Usually taken before the journey home at the premises in question. So far at no extra charge!
(Saves unusual dribbles in the Sloggis)

UP

[B4bcock]

More of a need than a tradition-
A right good pee.

Usually taken before the journey home at the premises in question. So far at no extra charge!
(Saves unusual dribbles in the Sloggis)

UP

Yep.   Another good reason to jump in that shower!

[pussylover76]

In the beginning I used to go for a massage after the punt. Very relaxing. Sometimes even a bit more action depending on who was giving the massage. A chance for an extra shower and also a bit of a cover story if needed. Might start doing it again.

[Simmo87]

Going for a Burger King seems to be my thing post punt, plus a wank when I get home if its been a good punt.

[Bogof60]

Quite often go to pub to reflect on the punt over a pint.

That's me as well. 

Intending to do so soon. 

[standardpostage]

Usually do lunch time punts, so afterwards lunch, anywhere close by.

[Steely Dan]

Ideal after a punt at Cosmopolitan Manchester: Off to the casino.  If I win, it is back for seconds!

[Malvolio]

Quite often go to pub to reflect on the punt over a pint.

I also like to do this - I will already be feeling relaxed having emptied my balls, and a couple of pints will increase my feeling of all being right with the world.

[fastnet]

A couple of beers and a bacon sandwich

[Conkers13]

I used to have the triple header every Friday night! Sandy's for a punt Fletcher Moss for some Hyde's bitter and then third eye for a curry ! Great way to spend a Friday night!

[Liverpool]

After any central London punt during the day I go record shopping in Soho. Found some hard to find bargains usually after a punt.

If it's a late night punt then it's just a couple of cigarettes to smoke.

[hw189]

Always hungry after a punt. Routine is either a trip down Starbucks or Costa for a sugary hot drink, or a sandwich, tea and chocolate bar from fuel / supermarket / service station.

[Kelgon85]

Getting food.

[GingerNuts]

Booze and for some reason protein shake 

Not much of either in the last five years then.

[Marmalade]

Make sure no-one is watching as you come out. Jotting down a few quick notes in case of making a review a few days later. Removing punting hat.

[Frustrated gentleman]

Gargle with mouth wash for about 20 mins in car on way home!

[Kool Keef]

After any central London punt during the day I go record shopping in Soho. Found some hard to find bargains usually after a punt.

If it's a late night punt then it's just a couple of cigarettes to smoke.

Yeah, I love to go record shopping afterwards if there's a decent record shop nearby. Combines my 2 loves, pussy & music 
I've got some albums in my collection that remind me of the punts I had just before I bought them

[king tarzan]

Yeah, I love to go record shopping afterwards if there's a decent record shop nearby. Combines my 2 loves, pussy & music 
I've got some albums in my collection that remind me of the punts I had just before I bought them

I like Belinda Carlisle and Elvis Presley..Bob Marley

[Formicahunt]

Go home and tell the wife how hard work was.

[KentAde]

Go back to work for the afternoon 

[lewisjones23]

Armstrongs(?) On the corner?
Great chippy, huge portions (fnar fnar)

cant remember the name but it was on the corner at the other end to SS/Tesco

come out the back door and walk up the alley way

[Kool Keef]

cant remember the name but it was on the corner at the other end to SS/Tesco

come out the back door and walk up the alley way

Yup that's the one, it's still going but haven't been for ages cos 50 Shades is shite lol