Did you get that shiver go through you, with the involuntary twitch of the ring piece ? [edit: when you found out]
There is a phrase "shitting on your own doorstep'
I suggest that you look this up !
I got a thrill out of taking a few to the local Anne Summers. I bought one some shiny hold ups and another bought me a Pocket BJ silicone toy. I later found out that my OH had visited the shop on the same day but there were no consequences.
Forever ago when with the OH [now ex], I had the shiver-twitch when i so nearly got caught
I felt light headed like the blood was draining out of me & i was briefly lost for words, although imperceptible to the OH
Who was thankfully focused & going on bout some [utter] bollox. TFFT. Phew