'There was a young man from Cape Horn,
Who wished he had never been born.
He needn't have been, if his father had seen,
That the end of his condom was torn!'
'There was a young lady from Ecuador,
Who fell in love with a toreador.
As he pulled out his dick, which was six inches thick,
She said, 'it's a cunt, not a corridor!'
There once was a lady from Rhyl,
Who tried dynamite for a thrill,
They found her vagina in North Carolina,
And bits of her tits in Brazil.