While still whinging about the lack of escorts in Lincolnshire, last night I found the profile of a 20 year old from Mablethorpe (well someone has to live there), has a feedback of 1, and wanted £300 hour incall, £500 hour outcall. And no bum sex either.
WTF? This is Lincolnshire, land of turnips and spuds, not bloody Bond Street.
I thought about emailing her to ask why she had such an overinflated view of herself, and I thought bollocks, more to do in life. She's clearly not serious, deluded or both.