When: April
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External Link/Members OnlyJasmine is listed on the website as Italian, but told me (later) she is Romanian. In her 20s probably, dark hair, petite, natural and in reception I thought rather good looking. That is where the good points stop. Service was one of the worst I've encountered anywhere, whereas the staff here have been reliably ok-to-good in my past experience. Overall attitude was as if I was a fat ugly old man she could hardly bear to be anywhere near - obviously I AM a fat ugly old man so that is understandable, but I'm paying to have you pretend for half an hour that I'm not. I know it's just a parlour, I don't expect to be treated like a millionnaire chippendale, I'll settle for somewhere near neutrality but even that bar was not cleared. (Wasn't a hygeine thing either, I showered shortly before I left my house and again when I got there.) Paid extra for OWO, it was literally less than 20 seconds before she tried to put on an (incorrectly sized) condom. Unsurprisingly given the lack of kissing, foreplay or even sexual atmosphere I was not staying hard enough to rubber up, to which her idea of an appropriate response was to scold "WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?"
At this point I attempted to explain what was wrong with the meeting so far from my perspective, and how generally speaking erections are achieved and maintained as a result of the other party creating some bare minimum level of sensuality in the room, to which asking "what is wrong with you?" stands in outright contradiction, et cetera, and things improved just enough for me to complete the usual agenda, but overall would rate this visit as a waste of time and money. Either I was unlucky to catch her on a very bad day or I hope for both her own and punters sake she finds a new role more suitable and enjoyable for her.
