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ATMIV

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Watching my local news in the evening and listening to reports of various areas of Bristol that may feature

Always makes me smile if I can place a name and face of a WG to that area

Ben4454

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A working girl that follows through with the service that she told me she will do before handing the money over.

Offline Jack_soa

On my way to the pub with my mates I saw a WG I see every now and again. They all started to say they'd do her, I thought about saying I did but stopped and laughed instead.  :D

Offline Cuntminion

I don't know if anyone knows where im coming from but figure of speech and if I took it on board at a literal level

Wg  " have a shower, take your time"
What it means= by all means wash but be done before times up

If I acted on spoken words, I would run a bubble bath, chill for an hour and try and swim in the bath

Wg "keep in touch"
What it means= let me know when you want to book again

If I acted on spoken words, calling at midday to ask if gizmo could not be fed after midnight, how would it work? What time zone as its always after midnight somewhere
What time can you start feeding gizmo?

You know asking life's big questions

Offline Kerosene

Seeing another punter waiting to be buzzed in to the same block. 'Yeah, me too. But we can't talk about it here.'

slow and low

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Everything I read on this site.  :-)

getonit

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Having a win on the horses that will pay for your next punt ~  lot's of vices , I'm a bad man!

Offline MancSean

Going to a GP party about 3 or 4 years ago there were 2 birds Sarah Jane (the BBW that does bukkake porn) and another girl think her name was Carmen. Weren't too many blokes there that night and the ones that were there seemed in the Arsenal v Milan champions league game. 
Anyway spent most of the night with SJ probably coming 4 times. With about 30 mins to go I was the only bloke left.  Just came down stairs and SJ's boyfriend had turned up. She still had my spunk on her tits this I found quite appealing. Anyway got both girls to come back upstairs with me for one last jizz 
After we got dressed  and the 4 of us all walked to the tube together.  Still get a buzz that this guy was walking with us and his bird SJ who had probably taken 20 plus cum shots during her 2 shifts that day. Was surreal like he picked her up after she had done a 9 hour shift down tescos. Things like this make me love punting

Offline Horizontal pleasures

I like this thread but have not thought of anything new to add.

Offline RedKettle

meeting a WG outside a hotel and seeing another WG waiting there for her client - then we all got in the same lift - they got out at a lower floor and as the doors closed my WG and I just burst out laughing.

vw

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Getting nice flirty texts from someone who isn't aware of her bad review that I typed on here yet. 

Obviously business is slow and review is being listened to.

Three cheers for the power of UKP

Offline Marmalade

I like this thread but have not thought of anything new to add.

Very original  :drinks:

Very amusing actually. ('Horizontal' almost?)

Offline tazz

Cumming in the last minute or two of a booking, feels like scoring a goal in the 90th minute.

Offline Cuntminion

Getting nice flirty texts from someone who isn't aware of her bad review that I typed on here yet. 

Obviously business is slow and review is being listened to.

Three cheers for the power of UKP

Awkward


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Offline Cuntminion

Cumming in the last minute or two of a booking, feels like scoring a goal in the 90th minute.

The best comeback would be

"Nothing better than scoring three in the first 60 minutes though"  :cool:


But I can't supply that comeback, never will  :(

Offline hungrypunt

Only having heard of walks ups in Greek Street in Soho due to reading another post mapping them 2 or 3 days ago,( I know soho but didnt know the places in Greek street) and thought I ll do a walk up when Im next in London in 10 days. I couldnt believe it when yesterday I overheard the girl working next to me on the phone say to a customer, where do you want delivery, Greek street , Ok whats the post code etc etc. She finishes the details, puts the phone down and I said "Greek st" she said yeah, London I said, Yes she said. I said was she chinese, she said foreign accent of some sort. Thats in SOho I say, she says ohhh look at you all knowledge of London (we are in Manchester)....ha ha , i thought yep, cos Ill be balls deep in 2 weeks, thanks to UKP, ho ho, couldnt believe it...maybe its like when you get a new car, every f***r on the road seems to have one, maybe everywhere I go now Ive joined the UKP, everywhere I go may be about punting???

LL

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Looking at the London underground tube map and seeing it differently to how most other people (non-punters) see it.

I associate many stations with a girl I've fucked near to it.  E.g. Arnos Grove is Hot Katalina, Harrow & Wealdstone is Xena, Highams Park will always be Michelle Independent.

Some entire lines I associate with certain types of prossie.  For example, the central line running West from the centre means Polish girls (Spicy Julia, Candy, Nicole, etc, etc).  Northern line from Goodge Street, to Leicester Square is all about Asian massage parlours. Bakerloo line up towards Harrow for Hungarians, etc, etc.

The mental image of a city I once admired solely for architecture, museums and history has now become polluted by my punting escapades.

Offline Mr Br1ghts1de

A pal of mine admitted to me about seeing escorts off AW. I played completely dumb.

If only he knew  :lol:.




Offline Mr Br1ghts1de

Looking at the London underground tube map and seeing it differently to how most other people (non-punters) see it.

I associate many stations with a girl I've fucked near to it.  E.g. Arnos Grove is Hot Katalina, Harrow & Wealdstone is Xena, Highams Park will always be Michelle Independent.

Some entire lines I associate with certain types of prossie.  For example, the central line running West from the centre means Polish girls (Spicy Julia, Candy, Nicole, etc, etc).  Northern line from Goodge Street, to Leicester Square is all about Asian massage parlours. Bakerloo line up towards Harrow for Hungarians, etc, etc.

The mental image of a city I once admired solely for architecture, museums and history has now become polluted by my punting escapades.

Like it - maybe you should design your own alternative underground T-Shirt.  :D

Offline Marmalade

Like it - maybe you should design your own alternative underground T-Shirt.  :D

Maybe not a shirt...but you can do a Google MyMaps with places and prices and even share it anonymously if you want to.

LL

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Maybe not a shirt...but you can do a Google MyMaps with places and prices and even share it anonymously if you want to.
I pitched the idea here a couple of years ago and Steve2 set it up.  I contributed a few girls/locations and Steve added a lot.  It didn't really catch on the first time around but we could try again.  It needs to be regularly updated by lots of us to stay relevant.

Offline Marmalade

I pitched the idea here a couple of years ago and Steve2 set it up.  I contributed a few girls/locations and Steve added a lot.  It didn't really catch on the first time around but we could try again.  It needs to be regularly updated by lots of us to stay relevant.
I know he or others have done one or two for Germany. There are many for the long haul countries. Some problems of course if you do UK ones. Unlike countries where it is legal they tend to move about a lot more. Secondly, giving the location away is likely to invite hassle from knobs in blue. Probably not so much in London but indies have to juggle locations in Edinburgh.

Hence the UKP Wiki (under "Basics" on the review writing section)
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Do NOT give an address or sufficient information to allow a casual reader of the board to identify where the WG is based. Doing so puts both the WG and other punters at risk of physical harm and legal involvement. It can be helpful to indicate the nearest station and approximate distance from the station as well as the availability and cost of parking. Naming hotels is allowed under forum rules, but in practice can be counter-productive. Even if the manager of the hotel knows that his rooms are being used for prostitution, his head office may not want this type of publicity, and force him to tighten up security by, for example, introducing keycards for lifts.

Offline Marmalade

I maybe should have said "share it privately". Still a bit of a liability though. (I make adapt my own for travelling.)

LL

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Here's the thread with a link to the map I was referring to:
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=29632.msg417275#msg417275
You have to zoom out a bit to see all the locations [ho-cations?]

johnnyboy61

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Here's the thread with a link to the map I was referring to:
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=29632.msg417275#msg417275
You have to zoom out a bit to see all the locations [ho-cations?]
i did like this map, although it did need to be updated regularly to be useful after all but the initial few weeks. 

The trouble is that it was in danger of outing a prossie in the wrong hands. Some locations were quite vague, but I've just looked at one (actually one of your contributions LL) where the full postcode is given and the head of the arrow is on the exact location rather than in the vague area. Although the map wasn't posted on this site, if it were, it would probably breech the site's rules on identifying a prossie's location.

Offline Horizontal pleasures

Today someone contacted me to do with work and his name is Sergei.
Hahaha.

Offline mh

Today someone contacted me to do with work and his name is Sergei.
Hahaha.

Don't trust him, Pike!

Offline MancSean

Don't trust him, Pike!
That's our kid's name and I am not joking

Offline Horizontal pleasures

Don't trust him, Pike!

Pike? A fish. He is not fishy, perfectly straightforward.

Offline Marmalade

Only little thing that probably really makes me smile punting wise is a good shag. Getting so involved that the little peculiarities raise a smile is bordering on obsessive I think. There's just as much raise-a-smile twaddle for the person delivering the mail. Why oh why is it worth commenting on? Well really it isn't.  To do so is more an indication of not having a life.

Offline itk

Seeing the WG outside of punting and thinking to myself, 'Yeah, I've fucked you.' May have cost me £70 or upwards but I still smile to myself.

Offline azrael

I remember one of the first wg's who became a regular of mine we used to always run over time, on several ocaisons i remember seeing punters hanging around twitching with their phones. One of the reasons i stopped seeing her due to back to back bookings. Every time i walk out of a wg's place now i look around to see if i can spot a fellow punter  :hi:

Oldbutnew

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Knowing that punting is my secret. Knocking on the door thinking that nobody who knows me would even consider that I'd be doing this.

Yes this is definitely the case for me!  It's my secret and other than you guys, no one knows!  That's the way I'll keep it.