Warning this is a TS review.
This took place last year circa January/February (before the world changed!).
External Link/Members OnlyI had seen a profile on Shemale UK of a pretty Brazilian TS that I quite fancied and there was a mixture of professional photos and selfies which gave me no reason to believe it was a fake profile/bait and switch. The link above is of the TS I saw when I arrived not the one in the Ad that I wanted to see (cannot find this ad now unfortunately).
Comms were easy I remember messaging her on Whatapp and receiving prompt replies. She was located at the time in a modern apartment block between Kensington High Street and Earls Court. I had been to that building sometime before and punted a cis girl quite late at night and the reception staff asked me to sign in! Obviously used a fake name!
This time round there was no need to do this as it was early evening.
The hide behind the door trick was used as I entered the flat and then instantly saw this was not the right person.
When in the bedroom I told her there must be some confusion and she was not the girl I came to see. She insisted that it was. I showed her the ad on my phone and it clearly was two different people, she kept insisting it was her. I said sorry I wasn’t going to stay and this is where she turned on me. She insisted that I paid her £50 as she had turned down other customers to see me, which I refused, again telling her I am not paying to see the wrong person.
She then snatched my phone and positioned herself between me and the door and told me if I wanted my phone back, I would have to pay her! I tried to reason with her but all she wanted was money and I could have my phone back and leave. After a few minutes neither of us were getting anywhere! So she basically detained me and committed theft all in one moment!
She then tried a smart manoeuvre and moved over to the bed; the door was now available for me to leave but she still had my phone (her plan was obviously to encourage me to leave without it). I was growing weary of these childish games and then before I knew it, she tried to kick me in my crown jewels but missed and got my inner thigh, so that was it!
I grabbed her by both wrists to which she performed a theatrical fall onto the bed (almost in slow motion!). I fell on top of her and asked her why was she doing this and to just give me back my phone! This would be kinky in most situations but not in this one!
She then (not very loudly) shouted out in Portuguese “help” a couple of times and now I was worried that if another person came into the room I would be in trouble and would have no option but to fight my way out! Gladly no one came.
I think she then realised that she wasn’t going to win, loosened her grip on my phone, I grabbed it, got up and walked to the door, through the hall way, out her front door without looking back! I walked past the lift and went towards the stairs. Getting to the end of the hall way I found a dead end, no stairs here!!! I turned around and guess who’s in front of me about 3 metres away?
Yep, you guessed it “Phone thief!”. What was hilarious is she was wearing a full white lingerie outfit with stockings and suspenders (the neighbours looking through the peep hole must have loved it!). She was standing between me and the lift, second time she was in my way tonight!
I then walked towards her in and she got the picture I had had enough, she ran back to her door and I walked to the lift pushed the button and waited for it to come whilst we both looked at each other, I vaguely remember her shouting some abuse! The lift came I walked in and pressed ground and the door closed slowly, I was ready just in case this banshee of a woman tried to come at me in the lift but she didn’t. I went back to the car with heart beating at a million miles an hour thinking what in the hell just happened?!?
This was a disgusting experience and I look back on it thinking whether I should have just given her the £50 but I’m a fair person who does not like to be taken advantage of. Thankfully she was quite slim and at no point did I feel I would lose in a one to one fight, if she had been a bigger, taller TS maybe my approach would have been different?
I saw her ad today appear on Shemale UK as she is back in London from wherever she’s been. If this review even stops one person from visiting her then that would be enough for me! A deceptive and disgusting person. By far my worst punting experience and a shame my first review on here is negative one. I have some very positive reviews to post soon!
Thanks for reading...
