External Link/Members OnlyTime Spent: 20 mins
Paid: £70
Services: FK, OWO, RO, Face sitting, Tit wank(ish)
Where: Hotel very near Aldgate East tube
Would I go back: No
In short: Laborious RO, lacklustre OWO, disappointingly large girl, slight scampi fries issue.
In long: This was a fuck up of my own design. I got myself caught up in a circle of indecision that started with Hot Ameera not being available on Friday afternoon and it all spiraled out of control and ended up with me shut in a hotel room with Sophie. Basically I was determined to unload on SOMEONE and I had a far too tight window of 4-5 to accomplish this. The location had to be somewhere near Old Street as I was meeting people there after and I just couldn't make a decision about the various other options available in that area and ended up ignoring the advice of the only other UKP member to review Party Girl. The other reviewer, Persie, commented that she gave a decent BJ but seemed particularly taken aback by her size and I felt I could live with that. I was wrong. Basically, she's taken her photos very well and they made me think she is simply curvy and not really very, very big (trying to steer clear of pejorative descriptions here but I'm just going to throw the word 'gunt out there). I like slightly larger girls but honestly, this was a bridge too far. When boobs lose all definition and become giant fleshy tear drops it's just upsetting. Anyway, got to the hotel room, was instantly pretty disappointed but there was really no option of turning around by that point as I'd have exploded. Tried to get into it and to be fair she was quite responsive. Bit of RO, bit of face sitting but it was genuinely difficult to get to her clit with my tongue as the whole area was kind of hooded by her tummy. Not pleasant. Also I don't know whether I've been spoiled of late with visits to Busty_DD Angel but her flange tasted a little to savoury for my liking.
She offered to put me in a jacket but I'm not the most well endowed chap and I honestly think it would have been difficult to find a position where I could have got more than the tip in. Her OWO started well but quickly waned into a half hearted handjob and a laughable attempt at a tit wank. She rolled onto her side while I stood off the bed and this just doesn't work for a good BJ the angles are all wrong. I made do and I ended up manually relieving myself over her tits before leaving in a funk. She's a perfectly nice girl and I don't begrudge her her figure, the Negative tag is for the standard of service.
I'll always listen to the UKP reviews from now on.